[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Well now that I've moved on from goth (for the sake of both me and my baby apparantly) can anyone tell me what the next step is to becoming a True Christian is?

Wipe that whoreish greasepaint off your face, dye your hair back to the color Jesus made it, and start showing some proper shame.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Getting into your "Bible in a year" studies. Go Brother V!!

Looks like I'm stuck here.

Praise Jesus!

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Even a Nazi about to kill a jew?

Racist.

Can we please end this? The basic fact is this: I can't kill anyone and I won't.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

When did I say I hated Jews? Maybe it's just because I'm not prepared to pick up a rock and throw it at someone.

Even a Nazi about to kill a jew?

Racist.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

When did I say I hated Jews? Maybe it's just because I'm not prepared to pick up a rock and throw it at someone.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Really? Well don't bother me with opinions on that.

I'm all for changing lives but not ending them.

I see. So you do not believe in capital punishment, whether prescribed by secular law or by Biblical law. Interesting. So you would spare the architects of the holocaust? Why do you hate jews? Your racism is not appreciated.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

No matter. Jesus and I prefer stoning anyway.

Really? Well don't bother me with opinions on that.

I'm all for changing lives but not ending them.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Also the term "Being left hanging" in that context is not literal. It means someone ending communication with you half way. Most often leaving you needing or wanting something.

No matter. Jesus and I prefer stoning anyway.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Simple. Stop being a Goth whore and buy (not steal) a KJV Bible and read it cover to cover. Then follow it to the letter. It is the Word of God.

As for leaving you hanging you are fortunate that Jesuis commands me to obey secular law.

Why would I steal a bible?

Also the term "Being left hanging" in that context is not literal. It means someone ending communication with you half way. Most often leaving you needing or wanting something.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Now I really want someone to tell me what to do next. Please don't leave me hanging here.

Simple. Stop being a Goth whore and buy (not steal) a KJV Bible and read it cover to cover. Then follow it to the letter. It is the Word of God.

As for leaving you hanging you are fortunate that Jesuis commands me to obey secular law.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Sister Kitty, how did you...

Oh Goodness.

I only had a little Knob Creek to settle my stomach after dinner. Just for medicinal purposes, you understand.

You had a little Greek?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Well now that I've moved on from goth (for the sake of both me and my baby apparantly) can anyone tell me what the next step is to becoming a True Christian is?

If you don't beleive me, read previous posts. I have enough reason to leave the gothic subculture.
Now I really want someone to tell me what to do next. Please don't leave me hanging here.

Pastor Zeke I need to know how to set up a tithing schedule, can you tell me how?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Well now that I've moved on from goth (for the sake of both me and my baby apparantly) can anyone tell me what the next step is to becoming a True Christian is?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Sister Kitty, how did you...

Oh Goodness.

I only had a little Knob Creek to settle my stomach after dinner. Just for medicinal purposes, you understand.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

And as long as I'm asking, I've also been told my cat has no soul. Is it possible he could get saved and be in Heaven with me anyway? I really, really, really, really hope so, because he is the sweetest, most affectionate, most loving cat you could ever hope to meet!

Brother, you appear to be drunk. Perhaps a short nap is called for.