[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

No, no, no, corsets are fetish attire! The whole point is for you to stop dressing like a prostitute!

Also, a corset would probably hurt your baby. Now that you're pregnant, you have no greater calling than to protect that precious, unborn child growing in your womb.

Unless, of course, if God should command a True Christian™ to treat your baby as an enemy combatant:

Hosea 13:16

Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

Since your child is a bastard, and therefore an enemy of God, I urge you to pray extra hard that he or she will get saved in vitro.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Pastor Zeke, she's interested in setting up a tithing schedule. Could you please remind me who I'm supposed to refer her to?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Pastor Zeke, she's interested in setting up a tithing schedule. Could you please remind me who I'm supposed to refer her to?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

I'm not a whore either.

Then stop dressing like one! Only a whore would smear clown makeup all over their face like that. God didn't make you look that way! Stop it! And stop all this nonsense about which dress to wear. Go get a burlap sack and wear that for a week.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

How about this dress, I know it's pushing it but tell me if it's acceptable.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Oh, you're very welcome! Regarding that "Godmocking goth" title thingy, have you set up a tithing schedule? It never hurts to grease the wheels, as they say.

No I haven't, how would I be able to do that?

What price on not going to Hell?

Imagine (if you will) a cavern of blackest night. There stands a lake: A LAKE OF FIRE!

In the lake you se all your goth friends burning and churning and learning that Jesus IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH!

The agonies of the fire of all eternity that will coruscate you marrow till the the END TIMES will NEVER END!

Do you really want that for yourself? I know I don't. I routinely fear God's just and arbitrary Hand falling on me in sublime metaphysical Judgement for my crime of being created by Him.

God knows everything I have ever done (and will do, in perpetuity) and will punish me for THAT VERY REASON because of my SIN that he KNEW FROM THE VERY BEGINNING that I would commit.

That is why He is GOD!!!!!

So you may think it 'funny' or 'swell' to wear black and vomit in Jesus's face but I don't think so, also from where I'm sitting, you know how it is?

All the best.

Ok! I'll buy a proper dress or something!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

What if it isn't costly?

What price on not going to Hell?

Imagine (if you will) a cavern of blackest night. There stands a lake: A LAKE OF FIRE!

In the lake you se all your goth friends burning and churning and learning that Jesus IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH!

The agonies of the fire of all eternity that will coruscate you marrow till the the END TIMES will NEVER END!

Do you really want that for yourself? I know I don't. I routinely fear God's just and arbitrary Hand falling on me in sublime metaphysical Judgement for my crime of being created by Him.

God knows everything I have ever done (and will do, in perpetuity) and will punish me for THAT VERY REASON because of my SIN that he KNEW FROM THE VERY BEGINNING that I would commit.

That is why He is GOD!!!!!

So you may think it 'funny' or 'swell' to wear black and vomit in Jesus's face but I don't think so, also from where I'm sitting, you know how it is?

All the best.

[Holyfield]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

But I don't deserve it! How could a God who has everything love a sinful witch like me?

You should read the story about John Newton, who was a hell-bound slave-trader before he found Jesus.

The blood of Jesus has the power to cleanse all of your sins.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Oh, you're very welcome! Regarding that "Godmocking goth" title thingy, have you set up a tithing schedule? It never hurts to grease the wheels, as they say.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Sigh.

I suppose I should be patient, because I know you womenfolk tend to be easily distracted by pretty things and petty concerns, but you need to understand that God does not want you calling attention to yourself with anything flashy or flowery:

You do seem to have a properly submissive attitude, though, and your meekness is exactly the kind of decoration God wants to see you wearing:

What if it isn't costly?
As I've adjusted myself into gothic fashion I'll have to adjust myself out of it. May take a bit, who knows.
Faith Machine I really want to thank you for patiently guiding me. This is exactly what I needed. I look forward to the day I become a True Christian.

Also can I do something about the "godmocking goth" title. It's a representation of the foolish me that arrived the first time round.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

But... okay.

But can I wear this with that dress (purple colour of course)?

Sigh.

I suppose I should be patient, because I know you womenfolk tend to be easily distracted by pretty things and petty concerns, but you need to understand that God does not want you calling attention to yourself with anything flashy or flowery:

1 Timothy 2:9

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

You do seem to have a properly submissive attitude, though, and your meekness is exactly the kind of decoration God wants to see you wearing:

1 Peter 3:3-4

3Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

4But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Any chance you could start making headway in praising Jesus?

I'll even show you how it is done: on my drive to work last night I was running really late and would have got into deep trouble (as I'm on a final warning (just for being honest)). I prayed to Jesus: there was an accident on the junction of the motorway just before I get on, leaving my route in absolutely clear. I sailed into work bang on time (thank you, Jesus!).

Coincidence? Of course not

Praise Jesus in his bounty!
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[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Karen? My name isn't Karen. It's Sarah, but call me Raven

Then why do you dress like one, 'Sarah'?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Slip of the tongue eh?

The correct way to express your surprise is "Oh my God".

Please pay attention.

Habit.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Then why do you dress like one, Karen?

Karen? My name isn't Karen. It's Sarah, but call me Raven