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Re: Raven seeks redemption

Oh my goth...

Slip of the tongue eh?

The correct way to express your surprise is "Oh my God".

Please pay attention.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Now that you've accepted Jesus, I think we should focus less on your clothes and more on your experience of His word. On average, how many pages of the Bible would you say you're reading in a given day? And how many pages per hour?

I'm falling behind!

Haha Anyway, as of late not much. It veries, I just ask God to show me what I need to learn at the time, open it up to some random page and learn.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

No, no, no, corsets are fetish attire! The whole point is for you to stop dressing like a prostitute!

But... okay.

But can I wear this with that dress (purple colour of course)?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

I'm not a whore either.

Then why do you dress like one, Karen?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Now that you've accepted Jesus, I think we should focus less on your clothes and more on your experience of His word. On average, how many pages of the Bible would you say you're reading in a given day? And how many pages per hour?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

What I would like to see is good wholesome picture of you without the whorish make up and the trappings of sin. As an expert in the unconscious mind of sinners I can say without out a shadow of a doubt that make up is a psychological mechanism to hide one's face from Jesus.

The whorish and the slattern thinks by daubing themselves with pastes and creams (itself a proxy for, ahem, 'gentleman's relish' (to use the vernacular)) that Jesus will not recognise them as they pursue their perverted pernicious peccadillos.

Wipe that muck off you face, dress like a good woman and show us you can be in polite company, missy!

All the best.
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I'm beginning to sense that history is about to repeat itself. So to avoid starting a time loop I'll just do what you said.
I'm not a whore either.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

No, no, no, corsets are fetish attire! The whole point is for you to stop dressing like a prostitute!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

What I would like to see is good wholesome picture of you without the whorish make up and the trappings of sin. As an expert in the unconscious mind of sinners I can say without out a shadow of a doubt that make up is a psychological mechanism to hide one's face from Jesus.

The whorish and the slattern thinks by daubing themselves with pastes and creams (itself a proxy for, ahem, 'gentleman's relish' (to use the vernacular)) that Jesus will not recognise them as they pursue their perverted pernicious peccadillos.

Wipe that muck off you face, dress like a good woman and show us you can be in polite company, missy!

All the best.
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[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Can I wear a corset with it?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Well, LadyRaven, I see that one of the pastors here has wisely deleted those image links, for the protection of those of us who may not be very strong in our faith. Not to worry, as I have those images safely stored on my hard drive.

Now that we know what kind of baseline we're working with, I'm glad to say there's nowhere to go but up.

I try to avoid thinking about women's clothes as much as possible, so I might not be the best person to consult for fashion advice, but you might want to consider investing in something like this:

I LOVE them! They're perfect! Do they come in black or dark purple? Where do I get them?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Never let it be said that we True Christians™ can't learn from our mistakes. I thought all you wickers were rug munchers.

It's been my experience that they do. In fact, that's the most attractive lesbean I could find on the interwebs.

I think I'm uninviting you. I'm a married man and my wife would not appreciate your shameful attempts to seduce me. She's an Eskimo and they take that kind of thing pretty seriously. If you could see how quickly she can reduce a seal carcass to its component parts you'd realize it's advisable that you peddle your wares elsewhere.

That's fine, it is a common thought that all goths are either gays or lesbians which is wrong because nobody is prepared to get to know us or give us a chance.

And by no means would I try to seduce you. If it appears that way I'm sorry I didn't mean to. But I am curious... what did I say that made it seem to you that I was?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

I'm referring to the dress, of course. I suppose you could also invest in an Asian woman to cook and clean, but it's best if you do that work yourself, so you'll have the kinds of skills a potential husband would be looking for.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Well, LadyRaven, I see that one of the pastors here has wisely deleted those image links, for the protection of those of us who may not be very strong in our faith. Not to worry, as I have those images safely stored on my hard drive.

Now that we know what kind of baseline we're working with, I'm glad to say there's nowhere to go but up.

I try to avoid thinking about women's clothes as much as possible, so I might not be the best person to consult for fashion advice, but you might want to consider investing in something like this:

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Oh my goth... where on the internet did you find that!? No don't tell me!
Fact the first: I am not a lesbian and never will be.

Never let it be said that we True Christians™ can't learn from our mistakes. I thought all you wickers were rug munchers.

Fact the second: Not all lesbians look like that.

It's been my experience that they do. In fact, that's the most attractive lesbean I could find on the interwebs.

Fact the third: I still want to know where that gathering is taking place.

I think I'm uninviting you. I'm a married man and my wife would not appreciate your shameful attempts to seduce me. She's an Eskimo and they take that kind of thing pretty seriously. If you could see how quickly she can reduce a seal carcass to its component parts you'd realize it's advisable that you peddle your wares elsewhere.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Me?



Holy... Are you sure you're a lesbian?

I thought all lesbeans looked like this:

Oh my goth... where on the internet did you find that!? No don't tell me!
Fact the first: I am not a lesbian and never will be.

Fact the second: Not all lesbians look like that.

Fact the third: I still want to know where that gathering is taking place.