TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

[OliveOilMom]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Sorry about being too fast there but lets see about me...

1. Outgoing, I love walks especially in the morning
2. I go to church every Sunday
3. I'm only a student yet I want to major in Religious Studies
4. I'm a die-hard republican
5. I am what people call a "neat freak" (Just can't stand a messy room)

If you want to know more, please ask

"Religious Studies" sounds like something new age. Please don't fall for that satanic claptrap!

Religious is what the Pharisees were, do you want to be like them? CHRISTIANS have a WALK with JESUS. We have a RELATIONSHIP, not a "religion". If you want to study "religion" or "religious" things, then go join the romanistic cult, but if you want to study what GOD has to say, then study the BIBLE!

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

And I respect your love for Jesus Christ, Herbert. But please remember your place as a Forum Member. Do not malign or insult True Christians™, even if they are simple women. I expect an apology forthright to Sister Roberta.

In Christ

I was averting my eyes from her photo and protecting her chastities and values. I did not notice her status as a True Christian(tm)! My intent was holy, my words, blasphemy! Please accept a humble apology Roberta, I am here to learn and should never have acted uppity like "them".

Servant and Student of the Lord, Herbert.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Is that the same as being anal retentive?

It means she has OCD and is clearly possessed by demons.

As demonic possession is alway via the buttockular orifice I can a only assume anal sex is the cause.

YIC

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

I respect your posts Roberta, but using joo voodoo words to describe a person is a bit ignorant with all due respect. Drop a bomb from Leviticus instead, say 10:10?

Repent your BORINGNESS with something not boring and I will wish you well.

Servant Herbert.

And I respect your love for Jesus Christ, Herbert. But please remember your place as a Forum Member. Do not malign or insult True Christians™, even if they are simple women. I expect an apology forthright to Sister Roberta.

In Christ

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Is that the same as being anal retentive?

I respect your posts Roberta, but using joo voodoo words to describe a person is a bit ignorant with all due respect. Drop a bomb from Leviticus instead, say 10:10?

"And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;"

A clean woman is a rare commodity these days, very easy to marry them off and finally free yourself of the burdens of a daughter. TheWord is a complete bore however and thus her womb was probably soured by satan leaving her a barren spinster with over 60 cats. Why do sinners insist on taking their filthy beasts with them to hell?

Repent your BORINGNESS with something not boring and I will wish you well.

Servant Herbert.

[Roberta]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

5. I am what people call a "neat freak" (Just can't stand a messy room)

Is that the same as being anal retentive?

[James Hutchins]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Sorry about being too fast there but lets see about me...

1. Outgoing, I love walks especially in the morning
2. I go to church every Sunday
3. I'm only a student yet I want to major in Religious Studies
4. I'm a die-hard republican
5. I am what people call a "neat freak" (Just can't stand a messy room)

If you want to know more, please ask

What kind of pie does your husband like best? Thick and crusty or thin and crispy?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Are you a simpleton? Answer my questions.

[Jedediah]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Tell us about how you came to walk with Christ. Share with us some of your favorite Scripture and how it affects your life. Nothing you have told us so far gives us any assurance that you have been washed in His Blood.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Do you know what "introduction" means, lady?


Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

What is your name? Your age? Tell us about your Pastor. What are some of your favorite Bible lessons? How many sons do you have?

[TheWordisHate]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Sorry about being too fast there but lets see about me...

1. Outgoing, I love walks especially in the morning
2. I go to church every Sunday
3. I'm only a student yet I want to major in Religious Studies
4. I'm a die-hard republican
5. I am what people call a "neat freak" (Just can't stand a messy room)

If you want to know more, please ask

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Thanks for accepting me into your community, I hope to make friends too

One step at a time, young man. How can we accept you when we know nothing about you?

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Are you even a Christian? If so, what precious verse of God's Word in the KJV1611 Holy Bible gives you daily strength? What filthy sin made you finally turn to Jesus Christ for the cure?

In Christ

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

Thanks for accepting me into your community, I hope to make friends too

Please reconsider your vapid post and let us know more about yourself so we can judge wether to love or hate you.

Servant Herbert.

[TheWordisHate]

Thanks for accepting me into your community, I hope to make friends too