New member says hello!

[OliveOilMom]

Hi! Thank you all for creating this wonderful Godly forum. The internet is so filled with filth these days and it's such a dangerous place, that I'm so very glad that I've found this safe haven for REAL Christians!

I'm humbly looking forward to posting with all of you.

[Sister Kitty]

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Introduction, please. Name, age, marital status, number of guns your husband owns, favorite verse, whatever else you think may be useful. Hop to it, chop chop.

[Roberta]

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Are you a "Popeye" groupie or just a big fat eyetie?

[OliveOilMom]

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Introduction, please. Name, age, marital status, number of guns your husband owns, favorite verse, whatever else you think may be useful. Hop to it, chop chop.

Frances, 47, married to a wonderful Christian man for 25 years, only three , Colossians 3:18.

I didn't mean to sound as if I were critisizing him by the sad face smiley about my husbands weapons. The wordly and rebellious part of me just wishes he could have more of them.

[OliveOilMom]

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Are you a "Popeye" groupie or just a big fat eyetie?

I am ashamed to admit that I'm half Italian. My maiden name is the same as a well known brand of olive oil. I'm not fat though. I frequently fast and pray for the return of the LORD! When I don't fast I try to find a way to not enjoy my food, so as I don't wallow in worldiness. I do make sure my meals are good for my husband though. I think he deserves a good meal on the table when he gets home from work.

My "dad" left my mother when I was still an innocent in the womb because she wouldn't join the Whore of Babylon "church" that he was a member of. My mother had hoped he would leave that papal worshipping hell-trap but he wouldn't and she trusted in the LORD instead of man made "religion" and refused to be part of it even though it meant that he would leave her. I say GLORY that he did leave her because I didn't have to be exposed to that claptrap growing up!

You both sound very nice and I PRAISE JESUS that I found this site.

Frances

[herbertLovesGod]

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I am ashamed to admit that I'm half Italian. My maiden name is the same as a well known brand of olive oil. I'm not fat though. I frequently fast and pray for the return of the LORD! When I don't fast I try to find a way to not enjoy my food, so as I don't wallow in worldiness. I do make sure my meals are good for my husband though. I think he deserves a good meal on the table when he gets home from work.

My "dad" left my mother when I was still an innocent in the womb because she wouldn't join the Whore of Babylon "church" that he was a member of. My mother had hoped he would leave that papal worshipping hell-trap but he wouldn't and she trusted in the LORD instead of man made "religion" and refused to be part of it even though it meant that he would leave her. I say GLORY that he did leave her because I didn't have to be exposed to that claptrap growing up!

You both sound very nice and I PRAISE JESUS that I found this site.

Frances

You signed Frances but go by "OliveOilMom"? Your already testing positive for HIV: "Heathen In View".

Olive oil is only used by the dirty i-roqZ green/beige-ies and homo's for anal sex. What a poor choice in a false name. Anything else your falsifying? Step forward, I may cane, but I don't bite! (as adam did)

Genesis 3:6
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

Don't be an eve, reveal your true self to us (but leave out the ital parts, they are as boring as hell).

Servant Herbert.

[OliveOilMom]

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You signed Frances but go by "OliveOilMom"? Your already testing positive for HIV: "Heathen In View".

Olive oil is only used by the dirty i-roqZ green/beige-ies and homo's for anal sex. What a poor choice in a false name. Anything else your falsifying? Step forward, I may cane, but I don't bite! (as adam did)

Genesis 3:6
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

Don't be an eve, reveal your true self to us (but leave out the ital parts, they are as boring as hell).

Servant Herbert.

Servant Herbert,

I apologize if it seemed like I was trying to hide something. I'm afraid of giving much information on the internet because sometimes jehovah's witnesses or catholics or people pushing the homosexual agenda can hire hackers to find you. I know I should just trust in THE LORD and HE will keep a hedge of protection around me, but sometimes my pride gets the best of me and I try to protect myself instead of just trusting in HIM, as we all should. I humbly thank you for the rebuke.

I picked "OliveOilMom" because people always used to misspell my maiden "name" (my "dad" was italian) and because it was the same as a well known brand of olive oil I would tell them that it's spelled the same. Thank GOD that I now have a CHRISTIAN, AMERICAN last name, and have for the past 25 years since I got married! PRAISE JESUS! Old habits die hard, and again, I humbly thank you for the rebuke. I didn't know that homosexuals used it like that and now I feel so much stupider! I also feel disgusted that I ever associated myself with such a fowl and evil substance!

Frances

[herbertLovesGod]

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Thank GOD that I now have a CHRISTIAN, AMERICAN last name,

Frances

So you say Frank!

Your begging placates me however, just don't put yourself in a position where by your husband needs to put you into bondage.

Galatians 4:9
But now, after that ye have known God, or rather are known of God, how turn ye again to the weak and beggarly elements, whereunto ye desire again to be in bondage?


Servant Herbert.

[Mproulx]

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Fags use oliveoil? im pretty sure they eat, drive cars, and occasionally wear clothes, and pornstars use produce as sex toys, freaks screw animals, so lets not eat any food...

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Fags use oliveoil? im pretty sure they eat, drive cars, and occasionally wear clothes, and pornstars use produce as sex toys, freaks screw animals, so lets not eat any food...

I don't get it: what do all those things have to do with going on a diet?

Are you on the Drugs?

YIC
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[Mproulx]

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I don't get it: what do all those things have to do with going on a diet?

Are you on the Drugs?

YIC
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Why dont you read a few posts back. Then reply to me.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Okay, what has an apology to Brother Herbert got to do with going on a diet?

I'm not trying to be obtuse or obstreperous, friend. I just don't understand your point.

All the best.
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[Mary Etheldreda]

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Nice to meet you, Frances.

Let's see, at 25 years of marriage, I assume you have more than one dozen beautiful soldiers pop from your Godly uterus for Christ in your home. Am I close? Do you have more? Tell me, how many sons has blessed your family and are any of them ready for marriage?

[Mproulx]

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He said olive oil was used by fags and oliveoilmom was a poor choice of name, she appologized for ever using oliveoil.

My post was saying, fags and other freaks use everything we use, so we may as well just die.

What a stupid thing to say, dont use olive oil cause fags use it, can anyone in their right mind listen to some of this BS.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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My post was saying, fags and other freaks use everything we use, so we may as well just die.

So we can only use things the Gaysexualist don't use?

Pretty radical, but I guess it makes sense.

YIC
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