[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New member says hello!

Can a mod or someone who can explain something please send me an email? I don't see a PM function, and I really just have a few questions about getting around the site, and that sort of thing. (I didn't see a forum question area) I'm really not good at figuring out computers, and my husband doesn't get online at all, so he can't help me.

I have PRAYED about the questions, but I think JESUS wants me to learn better humility and ask someone more knowledgable about it.

Thanks,
Frances

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[OliveOilMom]

Re: New member says hello!

What is your husbands email? I need to send him a CLEAR MESSAGE that you need to be put back in the kitchen and away from any electronics that allow you to communicate with the outside world.

Servant Herbert

He doesn't have an email address. He only gets on the internet to look at ESPN and to watch football games that he can't get on TV or to watch some tv shows that he's missed when they aired.

He does watch a BIBLE STUDY most mornings before he goes to work. It's for men only, and even though I'm sure I wouldn't understand it, my husband doesn't want me to hear it and get confused so on those mornings he tells me to just go back to bed and shut the door. He's so good to me, so much better to me than I deserve!!! I don't waste that time by getting some extra sleep! I lay there and pray for forgiveness for things I've done and for SALVATION for everyone!! Sometimes he watches them at night and sends me to bed early. I do fall asleep early then, because he gets so caught up in the HOLY SPIRIT that he sometimes sits up for hours watching them!!! I'll ask him for the web address for them if you would like to watch them. I know they are very moving. He's used up an entire box of Kleenex when he's been watching them and the HOLY SPIRIT has moved him to tears! That's never happened in CHURCH and we have a great preacher, so I know these studies are especially GOD INSPIRED AND GOD FILLED!

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: New member says hello!

Thank you and GOD BLESS you!

Can you email me at SameAsTheOliveOil@Yahoo.com please? If possible, remove my email address from this post aftereards.

Your SISTER in CHRIST,

Frances

What is your husbands email? I need to send him a CLEAR MESSAGE that you need to be put back in the kitchen and away from any electronics that allow you to communicate with the outside world.

Servant Herbert

[Sister Kitty]

Re: New member says hello!

Thank you and GOD BLESS you!

Can you email me at SameAsTheOliveOil@Yahoo.com please? If possible, remove my email address from this post aftereards.

Your SISTER in CHRIST,

Frances

You may pose your questions to me in this thread. Do not irritate me.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: New member says hello!

I don't think the questions would be appropriate for the forum. I will eventually, with GODS help, figure it out.

If they are not appropriate, then why do you want to bother people privately about them? Publicly or Privately, one must act with the decorum of Jesus!

Post away.

Servant Herbert.

[OliveOilMom]

Re: New member says hello!

When you have proven yourself capable of being an obedient forum member, you will be allowed private messaging privileges.

Until then you may pose your questions to me. Though I warn you, I will negatively rep you for particularly retarded questions.

Thank you and GOD BLESS you!

Can you email me at SameAsTheOliveOil@Yahoo.com please? If possible, remove my email address from this post aftereards.

Your SISTER in CHRIST,

Frances

[OliveOilMom]

Re: New member says hello!

I don't think the questions would be appropriate for the forum. I will eventually, with GODS help, figure it out.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: New member says hello!

I don't think I've been here long enough to have PM privelages yet, and I'm assuming that the mods will have access to my email that I used to register.

Oh my, oh my. When I said:

"POST YOUR QUESTIONS HERE"

I meant this thread HERE, not the vacant space betwixt your ears dear lady.

Servant Herbert (or SHERBERT as heathens call me).

[Sister Kitty]

Re: New member says hello!

I don't think I've been here long enough to have PM privelages yet, and I'm assuming that the mods will have access to my email that I used to register.

When you have proven yourself capable of being an obedient forum member, you will be allowed private messaging privileges.

Until then you may pose your questions to me. Though I warn you, I will negatively rep you for particularly retarded questions.

[OliveOilMom]

Re: New member says hello!

I don't think I've been here long enough to have PM privelages yet, and I'm assuming that the mods will have access to my email that I used to register.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: New member says hello!

Can a mod or someone who can explain something please send me an email? I don't see a PM function, and I really just have a few questions about getting around the site, and that sort of thing. (I didn't see a forum question area) I'm really not good at figuring out computers, and my husband doesn't get online at all, so he can't help me.

I have PRAYED about the questions, but I think JESUS wants me to learn better humility and ask someone more knowledgable about it.

Thanks,
Frances

I think the private message button is called "POST YOUR QUESTION(S) HERE!".

Servant Herbert.

[OliveOilMom]

Re: New member says hello!

Can a mod or someone who can explain something please send me an email? I don't see a PM function, and I really just have a few questions about getting around the site, and that sort of thing. (I didn't see a forum question area) I'm really not good at figuring out computers, and my husband doesn't get online at all, so he can't help me.

I have PRAYED about the questions, but I think JESUS wants me to learn better humility and ask someone more knowledgable about it.

Thanks,
Frances

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New member says hello!

That's because he's one of them salad bar fluffy bunny Christians who has never read the Bible but has been shown a set of quotes that fit the satanic brainwasher's agenda to get him to go to Hell while all the time thinking he can take it up the butt and still go to Heaven.

I think they all stop at "God so loved the world".

Strange that not one of them ever notices that "loved" is past tense. Not one!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: New member says hello!

You seem to forget John 3:18.

That's because he's one of them salad bar fluffy bunny Christians who has never read the Bible but has been shown a set of quotes that fit the satanic brainwasher's agenda to get him to go to Hell while all the time thinking he can take it up the butt and still go to Heaven.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: New member says hello!

What of a woman who cannot bear children, or died during childbirth with the child, or when she was young? That is saying that salvation is not available to all.

Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

Then God must have had a good reason to hate them. Are you insinuating that God is unjust or arbitrary?