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    Hello like-minded followers

    I have been reading some entries on this site and am convinced that this is one of the last spiritually clean places on the web. I am new to being part of a forum, but my son helped me make an email and this username.

    I look forward to being part of this community and seeing (hopefully) all of you in the grand beyond.

    Blessed are those that bathe in the lord's warm sun
    Behold, the day of the Lord cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger
    -- Isaiah 13:9
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    Re: Hello like-minded followers

    I do not recall having seen a permission slip signed by your husband giving you authorization to post here. Please call Miss Cookie in the Church office and get this straightened out before you post any more.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello like-minded followers

      Welcome to Gods favourite forum Sister Sook.

      Whats your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you?
      The one that is inspiring me today is:

      Numbers 22:29
      And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
      Genesis 7:5
      And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

      John 8:32
      And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello like-minded followers

        "Sook"--isn't that Austrian for mollycoddle?

        The boy must be a bit of a milquetoast, eh? Does he play rugby or is he one of those pimply faced newfags? You must be one of those criminal breeding single moms (that's a euphemism, btw) I keep hearing about.
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello like-minded followers

          Why do you call yourself 'sister' if you are a fella, eh?

          I don't know nothin bout milk and toast but over here we have a say 'that guy's queer as milk'.

          Pretty telling, I reckon.

          Yours in Christ.
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          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello like-minded followers

            Originally posted by Sister Sook View Post
            I have been reading some entries on this site and am convinced that this is one of the last spiritually clean places on the web. I am new to being part of a forum, but my son helped me make an email and this username.

            I look forward to being part of this community and seeing (hopefully) all of you in the grand beyond.
            "Grand", I doubt when True Christians(tm) ascend into our Lord and Saviours arms we are not going to say "oh, well... this is grand".

            but my dear sir, you will not ascend but be sucked into the cavernous poop shoot of crossdressing homo's simply called hell. My won't that be grand BLASPHEMER!

            Originally posted by Sister Sook View Post
            Blessed are those that bathe in the lord's warm sun
            Thank you, yes it is warm and I might add fulfilling, what is the temperature for you dirty sinners?

            Servant Herbert.

            Servant Herbert

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            • #7
              Re: Hello like-minded followers

              Welcome, Sister Suck! That's a mighty unusual name you've got there. Are you a Chinese?

              Question for the Pastors:

              I suspect our new friend's husband and father may be deceased. If that's the case, would a permission slip from her computer wiz-kid son be sufficient, since he's presumably the head of the household?
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              • #8
                Re: Hello like-minded followers

                What kind of a name is Sook? Are you a foreigner?

                When did you get saved? Please post your testimony, I'd love to hear it. Tell us how JESUS has effected your life. We are always happy to hear about someone's WALK with the LORD.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello like-minded followers

                  Originally posted by OliveOilMom View Post
                  What kind of a name is Sook? Are you a foreigner?
                  Can you please clarify, by foreigner, do you mean the heathan band or gook/slope/gaysian/chink/chinee?

                  Please be specific, I'm too am curious about this slant eye's background.

                  Servant Herbert.

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