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  • Holyfield
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    • Apr 2011
    • 245

    #16
    Re: Danish sinner says hallo

    Originally posted by Von Tiergarten View Post
    Hopefully I survi
    So you pressed the "submit" button but couldn't type the last letters? How lame.

    Jesus is no joke. Only through Him will you get to know the living God and live forever. You will have to believe that Jesus is true God, in His resurrection from the dead, and that God is the one and only. And you need to speak to Jesus and tell him that yourself.

    After you have decided to become a follower of Jesus 100% you should visit a church and ask to be baptized. Stay faithful to God and the Bible and He will reward you.
    Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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    • Holyfield
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      • Apr 2011
      • 245

      #17
      Re: Danish sinner says hallo

      Originally posted by Von Tiergarten View Post
      Jeg har det meget bedre nu! Jeg er taget på en lang ferie.
      "I'm much better off now! I have been taken on a long vacation."

      Transation for those not familiar with Danish.
      Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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      • Roberta
        Anti La Leche League Organizer
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 1817

        #18
        Re: Danish sinner says hallo

        Well, at least you didn't call yourself "von Tivoli". When I was there I saw dwarfs embracing, tattooed women, a ride of sorts called the "Demon" and little boys dressed in bearskins dancing to the delight of festooned clerics in Gucci shoes. Though I've never again witnessed a place so thoroughly rotten and depraved, I do not understand why you have chosen to identify with the barbaric Hun? Have you ever been to Bavaria and seen the ghastly phallic Maypoles that dot the countryside?

        On the plus side though, I do enjoys the pastries that the jews bake and serve in their delis on Sunday mornings while I am at church. I am "going out for coffee and danish" is for a jew like having a "hamburger and a coke" would be for a normal white American. Could it be that in reality "danish" is a code word for something dirty and homosexual like a swiss massage?
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • RiveraJamie
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          • Mar 2012
          • 1

          #19
          Re: Danish sinner says hallo

          Denmark is a very beautiful country. All those castles and green belts.
          My boyfriend and I want to spend the next Christmas there. I think it would be really romantic.
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          Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 03-29-2012, 01:07 PM. Reason: spam link deleted

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          • OliveOilMom
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            • Mar 2012
            • 59

            #20
            Re: Danish sinner says hallo

            Originally posted by RiveraJamie View Post
            Denmark is a very beautiful country. All those castles and green belts.
            My boyfriend and I want to spend the next Christmas there. I think it would be really romantic.
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            Well Jamie, if all you think about involving CHRISTMAS is castles, your boyfriend, and romance, then that devil music band Van Halen will really have the right theme song for your eternity - "Jamies Crying"

            REPENT before it's too late! Get SAVED now!!!
            Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 03-29-2012, 01:07 PM. Reason: for consistency with previous edit

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            • Thinks Design
              Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
              • Mar 2012
              • 366

              #21
              Re: Danish sinner says hallo

              Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
              Denmark is a beautiful country. I was there last year and they made real progress with women's rights and towards enabling true equality as God would want. Christianity can only survive if we stride forward and embrace more tolerant ideas as our own.
              Finally someone who what God really means. Some of the people here seem very judging. Just because people have different spiritualities does not make them wrong.

              I believe in the bible but I also believe science can tell us how god did it. That's why I find intelligent design so interesting.

              I think we should embrace our differences and work towards showing people that different ways of thinking (point of view) can work in harmony.

              ThinksDesign xx
              I whore for Satan

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              • Benjamin Over
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2011
                • 81

                #22
                Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                Finally someone who what God really means.
                Who What-God-Really means, huh?? ..what the hell are you on about ????

                Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                Some of the people here seem very judging. Just because people have different spiritualities does not make them wrong.
                I don't think you understand the true context of judge. You see, we need to Judge you because of your ignorance:

                John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                I believe in the bible but I also believe science can tell us how god did it. That's why I find intelligent design so interesting.
                Really which of the bible scripture mention anything about that filth you called SCIENCE?

                Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                I think we should embrace our differences and work towards showing people that different ways of thinking (point of view) can work in harmony.

                ThinksDesign xx
                It doesn't matter what you think, you false Christian-tard. What matter is about what JESUS think.

                Proverbs 3:5-6 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

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                • Thinks Design
                  Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 366

                  #23
                  Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                  Originally posted by Benjamin Over View Post
                  Who What-God-Really means, huh?? ..what the hell are you on about ????



                  I don't think you understand the true context of judge. You see, we need to Judge you because of your ignorance:

                  John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.



                  Really which of the bible scripture mention anything about that filth you called SCIENCE?



                  It doesn't matter what you think, you false Christian-tard. What matter is about what JESUS think.

                  Proverbs 3:5-6 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
                  Wow. Just wow. Do you know what the big bang is? When all the matter in the universe was compressed in an infinitely dense point and then exploded with infinite energy?

                  Where do you think that that energy came from? Energy can be neither created or destroyed and where do you think the new energy (in it's purest form) that balances entropy came from?

                  I believe the bible is a map of the terrain so people can find their way to God by using the TOOLS HE GAVE THEM to do so (like the design inference).

                  Only people with brittle faith ignore gods message that is written in the world for science to uncover. Your living in the stone age.

                  ThinksDesign
                  I whore for Satan

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                  • Benjamin Over
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Nov 2011
                    • 81

                    #24
                    Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                    Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                    Wow. Just wow. Do you know what the big bang is? When all the matter in the universe was compressed in an infinitely dense point and then exploded with infinite energy?

                    Where do you think that that energy came from? Energy can be neither created or destroyed and where do you think the new energy (in it's purest form) that balances entropy came from?

                    I believe the bible is a map of the terrain so people can find their way to God by using the TOOLS HE GAVE THEM to do so (like the design inference).

                    Only people with brittle faith ignore gods message that is written in the world for science to uncover. Your living in the stone age.

                    ThinksDesign
                    Let me emphasize you with the FACT from the bible you heretic unsaved scum.

                    Genesis 1: 1-31 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.And the evening and the morning were the third day.And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
                    Now do you see any referral about the big bang in there? No you didn't don't you?... So why don't you save your lies for some one else out there, because we're not foolish enough to believe in any of your fictitious story about the Big Bang

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                    • OliveOilMom
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                      • Mar 2012
                      • 59

                      #25
                      Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                      The big bang is just a tv show about a bunch of nerds in California. One of them has a CHRISTIAN mother but the none of the rest do, and they make fun of the mother horribly on that show!!!!!! Also, I've read that Sheldon is supposed to be some kind of retard.

                      ThinksDesign, you most certainly are wrong and you need to REPENT! Get on your knees and ask jesus to help you see the error in your ways!!!!!!

                      I will keep you in my prayers Thinks.

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                      • OliveOilMom
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                        • Mar 2012
                        • 59

                        #26
                        Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                        Speaking of the Big Bang Theory from above, I just found their theme some on YouTube, with the lyrics. http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REw5-_rpFDE

                        I can't insert the video itself because I can't find the icon for that, but there is the link and the lyrics are on the screen during it. It's longer than the theme that they play on the show, but it's still just as much gibberish!!!!

                        The title itself is pornographic enough, but the band that plays it is the Barenaked Ladies!!!!!!! On top that they are all boys!!!!!! That tells you right there that it's a gay group and they are into exposing themselves. That's the kind of people who believe that big bang junk!!!!

                        Also, they can't even spell. They misspelled artechoke!!!!!!!

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                        • Thinks Design
                          Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 366

                          #27
                          Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                          Originally posted by OliveOilMom View Post
                          Speaking of the Big Bang Theory from above, I just found their theme some on YouTube, with the lyrics. http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REw5-_rpFDE

                          I can't insert the video itself because I can't find the icon for that, but there is the link and the lyrics are on the screen during it. It's longer than the theme that they play on the show, but it's still just as much gibberish!!!!

                          The title itself is pornographic enough, but the band that plays it is the Barenaked Ladies!!!!!!! On top that they are all boys!!!!!! That tells you right there that it's a gay group and they are into exposing themselves. That's the kind of people who believe that big bang junk!!!!

                          Also, they can't even spell. They misspelled artechoke!!!!!!!

                          What does this have to do with the big bang being started by God?

                          What does it matter if they are gay who cares?

                          ThinksDesign xx
                          I whore for Satan

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #28
                            Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                            Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                            What does this have to do with the big bang being started by God?

                            What does it matter if they are gay who cares?

                            ThinksDesign xx

                            Ummm...Jesus?

                            (Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."




                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Thinks Design
                              Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 366

                              #29
                              Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              Ummm...Jesus?

                              (Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."




                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
                              I think you will find if God wants you dead you will be dead.

                              From a scientific point of view homosexuality should have died out long ago (hint. they are not very good at having children) but they are still here.

                              I believe God has a direct hand in directing evolution and that he guides our decisions. You could even say by creating and out group (gay people) it brings people closer to God.

                              You don't know the mind of God.

                              ThinksDesign xx
                              I whore for Satan

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #30
                                Re: Danish sinner says hallo

                                Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                                You don't know the mind of God.
                                So the Bible is not His word? Are you saying that some imposter has impersonated God and God is powerless to stop it?
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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