Praying for two answers..

[Prayer Warrior Cam!]

Dear good people of Landover Baptist,

Yesterday I joined this site and I posted on this forum introducing myself. I asked if I could please join your community so that I could start to become a True Christian.

Unfortunately James Hutchins correctly identified me as being an unworthy Criminal from Austria. I explained in my post that I was from Australia and living in London, both facts that I am ashamed of. I am presently in Australia seeing my brethren, and so Mr Hutchins correctly assumed me to be descendants of thieves and liars. I know the Lord works in mysterious ways, but after several months of praying and reading the Bible (KJV 1611) I had foolishly thought I was ready to join.

I know I am unworthy and so do not expect to be allowed to join. I am even more unworthy now than I was yesterday as, although I still consider myself to be an Ex-Masturbator, after being banned from this site I had an unfortunate transgression and instead of praying I abused myself in the most terrible way. I seek forgiveness, and I know I will have to keep praying and reading the Bible (KJV 1611) to receive it. I have not committed the unpardonable sin (Mark 3:28) though, so I know one day I will be saved.

Anyway - the reason why I have joined again to post here is so that I can simply ask two things:

1. Will Brother V be continuing his Bible in a Year program?, and;
2. Could you add a feature to this site so that I could receive these wisdoms daily via email subscription?

I am grateful for your time and I will pray to Jesus for a YES! to these above questions. I do not expect to be allowed to join this site, but merely want to receive the wisdom of our Lord.

GLORY!

- Prayer Warrior Cam!
Formerly: Prayer Warrior Cam

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Praying for two answers..

I have not committed the unpardonable sin (Mark 3:28) though, so I know one day I MIGHT be saved.

Fixed that for you.

Thank you for coming clean about your perversions. There may be hope for you yet. However, becoming a True Christian(tm) takes time. You must learn the Bible, and follow all of God's Commands .. . not just the ones you like.

Can you do that, or would you prefer to spend all of eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?

1. Will Brother V be continuing his Bible in a Year program?, and;
2. Could you add a feature to this site so that I could receive these wisdoms daily via email subscription?

I don't have an answer to the first question. As to the second, go to the Bible in a Year forum, and click on Forum Tools. It provides the opportunity to subscribe to that forum.

It will give you the option to have email alerts.

[Prayer Warrior Cam!]

Re: Praying for two answers..

Fixed that for you.

Thank you, I am grateful.

However, becoming a True Christian™ takes time. You must learn the Bible, and follow all of God's Commands .. . not just the ones you like.

Can you do that, or would you prefer to spend all of eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?

I want to be a True Christian and I have come to this place to learn the true and literal word of God from the one true book the Bible (KJV 1611).

I don't have an answer to the first question. As to the second, go to the Bible in a Year forum, and click on Forum Tools. It provides the opportunity to subscribe to that forum.

It will give you the option to have email alerts.

I am grateful. I will keep praying for an answer from Brother V as to whether he will finish his Bible in a Year program.

Thank you.

[Faith_Machine]

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Dear Cam,

Maybe you'd have better luck resisting the urge to abuse yourself if you changed your name? Cam is, of course, short for "camshaft," and I suspect that fact is constantly working on your subconscious, causing you to have hot and horny thoughts about shafts all day long.

Why don't you have your name legally changed to Chastity?

[Prayer Warrior Cam!]

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Thank you, Faith Machine, I had not considered this and I am grateful for your insight. Now that I have been made aware of this I will keep praying and ask for guidance as to whether changing my name to Chastity will help relieve me from this disgusting perversion. I am committed to being an Ex-Masturbator, and through prayer and study I know I will be.

[Faith_Machine]

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Why haven't you stopped masturbating already?

[Roberta]

Re: Praying for two answers..

Thank you, Faith Machine, I had not considered this and I am grateful for your insight. Now that I have been made aware of this I will keep praying and ask for guidance as to whether changing my name to Chastity will help relieve me from this disgusting perversion. I am committed to being an Ex-Masturbator, and through prayer and study I know I will be.

You know if you continue tossing off you will eventually succumb to acute paranoia. If you don't believe the Bible, then at least pay attention to the Boy Scout Handbook!

At times the glands discharge part of their secretions through the sex organ during sleep. This process is called a nocturnal emission or a “wet dream”. It is perfectly natural and healthy and a sign that nature has taken care of the situation in its own manner.

There are boys who do not let nature have its own way with them but cause emissions themselves. This may do no physical harm, but may cause them to worry.

Any real boy knows that anything that causes him to worry should be avoided or overcome. If anything like this worries you, this is not unusual – just about all boys have the same problem. Seek the correct answer to any question which bothers you about your development from boy to man. But be sure to get your information from reliable sources – your parents, your physician, your spiritual adviser.

Time to grow up and be a "real boy".

[James Hutchins]

Re: Praying for two answers..

By the powers of Jesus, I am never wrong.