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  • Constantine_Callisto
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2008
    • 2

    #1

    Hello...

    My name is Constantine. I believe some of you have already met my wife, Selene.
    I hope we will be welcomed warmly here.
    "In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche~
  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #2
    Re: Hello...

    Dear Constantine,

    Your name sounds Hellenic--do you and your wife engage in Greek sex?

    I met an Eastern Orthodontic couple on a cruise. They were very lusty-- always pawing each other. They wanted me to drink something called oohzo and spend the night in their room. The stuff was really nasty; it tasted like the Nigg@r Baby candy that was sold when I was a little girl.

    The guy's name was Gus and he was definitely disgusting. I do not remember the woman's name but she was not the least bit shy when it came to grabbing Gus' man parts in public.
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Sister Noddy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2007
      • 1843

      #3
      Re: Hello...

      Originally posted by Constantine_Callisto View Post

      My name is Constantine. I believe some of you have already met my wife, Selene.
      I hope we will be welcomed warmly here.
      Welcome to the forum, we welcome all Saved® True Christians™, and of course we are GOD'S favorite Church, a Bible-believing family-oriented congregation! You and your wife don't have one of those open marriages, do you? (Jesus wouldn't approve)

      Tell us all your personal information, and be sure you don't leave out any of the juicy stuff, Mr Constantine, we're waiting!
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Hello...

        You and your wife are admirers of that atheist nazi scum Freddy Nietzsche.

        We do not take kindly to folks who spit in Christ's face that way.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Constantine_Callisto
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          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2008
          • 2

          #5
          Re: Hello...

          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
          Dear Constantine,

          Your name sounds Hellenic--do you and your wife engage in Greek sex?

          I met an Eastern Orthodontic couple on a cruise. They were very lusty-- always pawing each other. They wanted me to drink something called oohzo and spend the night in their room. The stuff was really nasty; it tasted like the Nigg@r Baby candy that was sold when I was a little girl.

          The guy's name was Gus and he was definitely disgusting. I do not remember the woman's name but she was not the least bit shy when it came to grabbing Gus' man parts in public.
          Constantine is a family name. My mother's side was Catholic until my grandmother met my grandfather and converted to Baptist. I personally lost my faith because of something that happened to my little sister by our pastor...

          Welcome to the forum, we welcome all Saved® True Christians™, and of course we are GOD'S favorite Church, a Bible-believing family-oriented congregation! You and your wife don't have one of those open marriages, do you? (Jesus wouldn't approve)

          Tell us all your personal information, and be sure you don't leave out any of the juicy stuff, Mr Constantine, we're waiting!
          What exactly do you mean by "open marriage"?

          You and your wife are admirers of that atheist nazi scum Freddy Nietzsche.

          We do not take kindly to folks who spit in Christ's face that way.
          Friedrich Nietzsche has great quotes. We're not trying to "spit in Christ's face", we just think he is a cool philosopher, that's all.
          "In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
          ~Friedrich Nietzsche~

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          • ForGodsSake
            X-Aussie Evangelist
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2008
            • 493

            #6
            Re: Hello...

            What exactly do you mean by "open marriage"?
            Your not into Furries are you ?
            (2 Peter 3:10)

            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Hello...

              Originally posted by Constantine_Callisto View Post

              Friedrich Nietzsche has great quotes. We're not trying to "spit in Christ's face", we just think he is a cool philosopher, that's all.
              Do you take us for fools, Constance? Your "cool philosopher" was a nazi who died insane and penniless after a lifetime of spitting in God's face. If you hold the opinion that he is "cool," then you are about as Baptist as my Lincoln Navigator.

              Can you show us some of his "great quotes" that support scripture or praise Jesus?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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