[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

An official welcome, Mrs. Portway. It's wonderful to know another homemaker is living in Freehold.

Knowing Mr. Portway, I anticipate he will be "out with the boys" quite often, talking business. Please contact my office for a list of the Bible study groups in your neighborhood for those long evenings.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Great. Another gossiping hen for the congregation.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Yes Maam, I will be having alot of babies according to Aaron. How many have you had? Does it hurt alot?

Yes dear, it hurts every time. This is our LORD'S reminder of the curse (Genesis 3:16) and our duty as help meets (1 Corinthians 11:3). It is because our LORD is so merciful that He hasn't demanded justice from our sinful rebellion (1 Corinthians 11:3; Romans 6:23). The pain in childbirth is God's way of saying He he's letting us off with just a warning.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Welcome, Mrs. Portway! You must be a very trustworthy young lady for Captain Portway to be willing to leave you unsupervised during those long airplane flights of his. I certainly don't blame him for leaving you locked inside! If there's ever a fire or anything, you can probably pray the flames away. Just to be on the safe side, though, you should keep the phone number for the Freehold Fire Department handy.

That is, assuming you're allowed to have a phone.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Nice to see you here Mrs Portway.

My daughters so enjoy their chats with you on the skype.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Thank you all for all the wedding presents. Mom, I miss you and maybe Aaron will let us see each other soon, but right now he says my job is to be his wife and do what he says, so thats what I'm doing.

YIC

Mrs. Naomi Portway

He's quite right, darling. Being a wife is your first priority right now.

Lots of love. <3

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Thanks Mom, I know but I just miss you so much and I'm trying to be a good wife but its different than I thought it would be. Its not like in those stories. But if this is what Dad and God wants, then I will keep trying and I will make Aaron trust me so I can see you again.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

It sounds like you may have possibly done some bad things already that have made Captain Portway feel reluctant to trust you. Would you like to tell us about them?

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Welcome to the forum, dearie. Yes, childbirth does hurt. As one earnest young believer pointed out upon hearing of a woman who was given an epidural "Isn't the whole point to feel God punishing you?"

Remember though, God punishes us because He loves us so. And that is why your husband will punish you from time to time, as well. And when you have those beautiful little babies that you will love so much, you will, in turn, punish them out of the great love that you have learned from knowing God and serving your husband.

Punishment really is the love that keeps on giving.


Optimisticly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Father Anderson]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

It is indeed a joy to see you here. I was not yet registered to this forum but did see the thread about Cpt. Portways' marriage.

I sure do hope mine will be as marvellous as Cpt. Portways'. I will be looking forward to hearing from your successful relationship. Be saved soon.

YIC,
A

[Devoutbaptist]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Aaron said I should get on the forum and introduce myself. Some of you know me, like my Mom and some others. I'm getting used to being a wife and trying hard to get a baby for Aaron, but it's hard and it still hurts, but Aaron says we have to try hard and that Jesus wants me to have Aarons babies as soon as possible.

Thank you all for all the wedding presents. Mom, I miss you and maybe Aaron will let us see each other soon, but right now he says my job is to be his wife and do what he says, so thats what I'm doing.

YIC

Mrs. Naomi Portway

You're too right that you must try hard and mother soldiers of the lord, also keep the whining to a minimum (aka non-existent)

Genesis 3:16

16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

We are trying a lot to make a baby. I don't know what else I can do but just keep praying that God gives me a baby so we can stop trying so much.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Usually when a couple fails to make a baby right away, it's because the wife isn't trying hard enough to get her husband "in the mood."

Baby-making is a distasteful act for most men, especially men as Godly as Captain Portway. You need to make it as nice for him as you possibly can. Why not pop in a compilation DVD featuring his all-time favorite moments in football? Arrange yourself on the couch in front of the plasma screen TV so he can satisfy his duty to God while watching those sports highlights!

It would also help to have some chilled bottles of beer on a coffee table in front of the couch, but please do make sure there are coasters under them.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

We are trying a lot to make a baby. I don't know what else I can do but just keep praying that God gives me a baby so we can stop trying so much.

I LOVE babies almost as much as I love JESUS!

Naomi, make sure you tell right when you know your pregnant! I am sssoooooooo SUPER excited that there's gonna be a new Landover baby!

And this one older lady where I work said that if you want to get a baby for sure, after you "do it", you should do a headstand for about twenty minutes. I know you're shy, so you could put your underpants back on first, but she said it works!

She told me why it works, and then she showed me how it works with a ketchup squirt bottle and an upside down coke bottle, but it's too gross to type here.









Tammi

[Timothy Tyler]

Re: Hello to Everybody.

Better get crackin' on those children, sweet heart. I want some grandsons.