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Greetings from the heathen land of Australia
Hello, I am a Colombian *gasp*, geologist *double gasp*, living in, as the godly Pastor Ezekiel so eloquently put it, in the cesspool of Australia, but I want to bathe in the sweet, warm, sticky blood of Jesus and be saved, do you think there is a chance for me? I hope so, trying to get closer and closer to the Lord...
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Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Welcome friend. You have come to exactly the right place to find the Salvation® you are looking for.
Now, it is not going to be easy. Between you and me, it's darned difficult to somehow both live in Austria and become Saved. Trust me, I know all about it. (well, I'm not Australian, but you know what I mean)
You might want to concider the following:
1) meet up with us during our Mission to Australia this summer.
2) find the Godly Paypal Button at the bottom of this screen - or any screen for that matter - and let Jesus know how much you would love him to have new shoes or any other garment that He sees fit.
Columbian you say. OK, we have all sinned, and it's not because you are a coke runner that you can't be either. Geologist means you are very old right? Even more reason to find Jesus TODAY GLORY!
Buying a fresh copy of the KJV (1611) will also help you immensely, and if you can't find one in the outback, please read our excellent "Bible in a Year" forum, where Brother V. leads you by the hand as the experienced guide in all things Jesus he is.
I hope this begins to answer your question.
YIC
Wide-OpenPsalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Are you really, truly coming to Australia? Oh, that is so excitingOriginally posted by Wide-Open View Post
Finally a chance to lose all those very stupid ideas about rocks, and radiometric dating, and fossils, and all of that evilution rubbish... That will be of course in the American (that is, the true) summer... oh, I am exhilarated already!
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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How much do you think I should donate to the Church? Will thiteing my drug-earned money make it better for the Lord, start erasing my sin of many a night dancing under the tropical sky? And well, I am not very old if we think in geological time (wait a moment, that's blasphemy!)... but you are right, it is never to soon to start memorizing the only Bible version you can trust, the old King James, Glory!Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostBringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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You say that because of my signature? No, it means hail the Fierce Savior of Mankind, I certainly not try to involve any edible deity into this discussion, nor have been touched by any Noodly Appendage or anything of the sort...Originally posted by Nobar King View PostBringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Your Signature concerns me. We may have to Stone you unless you change it.
Jesus frowns on any kind of false belief
Deuteronomy 17:2-4
If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant, And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded; And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel: Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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And by the way, isn't "decent, heterosexual" a redundancy?Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Oh, certainly I do not wish to appear wicked, and I do wish that when I am adoctrinated enough, I will be able to teach the heathens, or at least tell them why they will burn in Hell... I will change it immediately!Originally posted by Talitha View PostBringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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I don't know what a redundancy is frankly - perhaps an Austrialian dance? I know there is a book called "A Confederacy of Redundancies (something like that) - but let's say I'm glad the Pastors didn't name me the "only indecent hermaphrodite slug in the whole of Luxemburg", or something similar.Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
Which brings us to your avatar...Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Oh, it's just a precious little ammonite, fossilized instantly by the Great Flood, glory!!! But again, I think you might take me for one of those unsaved evilutionists wackos, so I will change it for something more appropriate
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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I hope you find my new signature and avatar more appropriate for such Godly Church...Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Much better.Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
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Oh, well, incredibly, such an ungodly method as Internet brought me to you guys, I must confess I had been brain-washed for the evilutionists' propaganda, and actually was dedicating my life to their pagan "science", and one of the most unholy, I feel I make Baby Jesus weep every time I mention it, geologyOriginally posted by JennyD View Post
... Now, I am still infiltrated in a place where these so-called "scientists" babble about U-Pb radiomatric dating, paleontology, and some other things that make my head hurt and end up in angels losing their virginity, as Mrs Robert (Betty) Bowers so ellegantly put it once in her blessed videos. She is a great motivation for me being here, such as Pastor Deacon Fred, but especially her, her delicate sense of fashion and exquisite jewelry would move even the biggest heathen... As good ex-heathen, coming from such a drainhole as Colombia, so dirty that the Lord had to put the place between two oceans to try and clean it up a little, and filled with those annoying trees that hippies love hugging so, I hope you can excuse my awful grammar and English, for I am not born in the one true Christian Country of America... I don't know what else would you like to know, dear sister, but I would be glad to answer 
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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What part of Australia are it the moment, is it a city town or country town, and are there any witchetty grubs crawling around you feet at the moment ?(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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