Hello?

[ProgrammerFreak]

Hello there. My name is Richard and I am a MySQL programmer from England.

I attend the St.Andrews church and my favorite verse from the bible is Ephesians 4:25 Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.

I came to find Jesus through my family, who raised me through the eyes of God.

Thanks for reading
-Richard.

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello?

Hello there. My name is Richard and I am a MySQL programmer from England.

I attend the St.Andrews church and my favorite verse from the bible is Ephesians 4:25 Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.

I came to find Jesus through my family, who raised me through the eyes of God.

Thanks for reading
-Richard.

Hello there, Richard,


Luke 14:26
“If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be My disciple.


Thanks for reading
-Handmaiden

P.S. Get used to it.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Welcome, young man. I trust your interest in computer coding serves our Savior? I also once dabbled in assembly line language, but could not make use of it for Jesus.

Colossians 3:17 "And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him."

In Christ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello?

Hello there. My name is Richard and I am a MySQL programmer from England.

I attend the St.Andrews church and my favorite verse from the bible is Ephesians 4:25 Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.

I came to find Jesus through my family, who raised me through the eyes of God.

Thanks for reading
-Richard.

Hi, Richard!

Why haven't you abandoned the depraved CoE for a nice Baptist church yet?

[Didymus Much]

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Let's see: he introduced himself , told us what church he goes to , what his favourite Bible verse is , and how he found Jesus . He even uses the KJV .

Aside from not capitalizing Bible, I got nothing. You trying to put me out of a job, Rich?

[Faith_Machine]

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I hope you're not into MySQL injections. There's no way something like that could be OK with God.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello?

Let's see: he introduced himself , told us what church he goes to , what his favourite Bible verse is , and how he found Jesus . He even uses the KJV .

Aside from not capitalizing Bible, I got nothing. You trying to put me out of a job, Rich?

He's CoE, you inattentive, God-mocking twat.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Richard. Being MySQL is a 'shareware' application, it is common use among hippies and tin tithers. You really should get a MSCDE for SQL Server.

How have you found Jesus has guided you in outer joins? What passage has God laid out for you that provides you with the urge to fight for truth and religious freedom in a land full of foul catholicks and obsessed mooslimes?

[ProgrammerFreak]

Re: Hello?

Welcome, young man. I trust your interest in computer coding serves our Savior? I also once dabbled in assembly line language, but could not make use of it for Jesus.

Colossians 3:17 "And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him."

In Christ

Hello Brother Harold,

Currently, MySQL programming is the best job within my reach to keep on a tight money budget, as I am currently low on money and finding it hard to survive . I have a feeling that it unfortunately does not serve our Savior, but MySQL is protecting thousands of peoples credit identities.

Hi, Richard!

Why haven't you abandoned the depraved CoE for a nice Baptist church yet?

Hello Rev. M. Rodimer,

The St.Andrews Church of England is the closest church within my reach that I can attend every Sunday (as it is within my actual village). I have been searching for a Baptist church but been unable to find one

Let's see: he introduced himself , told us what church he goes to , what his favourite Bible verse is , and how he found Jesus . He even uses the KJV .

Aside from not capitalizing Bible, I got nothing. You trying to put me out of a job, Rich?

Hi Didymus Much,

Thank you for all the thumbs up, I feel happy that i'm doing something good
Badly, my spell checker did not pick up my non-capitalization of Bible and left me to make a fool of my self

I hope you're not into MySQL injections. There's no way something like that could be OK with God.

Hi Faith_Machine,

Oh nooo, MySQL is nothing to do with drugs. Its a program language used for databases to protect peoples credit card / hometown information

[ProgrammerFreak]

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Welcome Richard. Being MySQL is a 'shareware' application, it is common use among hippies and tin tithers. You really should get a MSCDE for SQL Server.

How have you found Jesus has guided you in outer joins? What passage has God laid out for you that provides you with the urge to fight for truth and religious freedom in a land full of foul catholicks and obsessed mooslimes?

Hello James Hutchins,

As i don't own the servers, I am unable to change or add much to it, but only monitor and make sure everything is staying the way it is.

I appreciate other people's opinions, and God has set out the path via other baptists and Christians, for you to fight for what is right and say nothing but the truth. Jesus has shown me the light so i may see clearly, the path that has been laid.

-Richard

[Didymus Much]

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He's CoE, you inattentive, God-mocking twat.

But he's the first noob in, like, months, to actually find and follow the clear instructions cleverly hidden at the top of every page in this forum.

He can even spell things properly (aside from Savior instead of the KJV-sanctioned Saviour, but that's probably just to fit in around here).

With those demonstrated qualities, I'm sure the CoE thing will be dealt with easily.

ps. Twats are useful, thanks for the back-handed compliment.

[ProgrammerFreak]

Re: Hello?

But he's the first noob in, like, months, to actually find and follow the clear instructions cleverly hidden at the top of every page in this forum.

He can even spell things properly (aside from Savior instead of the KJV-sanctioned Saviour, but that's probably just to fit in around here).

With those demonstrated qualities, I'm sure the CoE thing will be dealt with easily.

Thank you for the nice compliments Didymus Much

-Richard

[Faith_Machine]

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Hi Faith_Machine,

Oh nooo, MySQL is nothing to do with drugs. Its a program language used for databases to protect peoples credit card / hometown information

Really?

Be honest, friend: How many databases have you penetrated?

[Noah Sole]

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Welcome to the forum Richard the Programmer Freak

I see you like Ephesians, I'm an OT kind of guy myself. What's your favourite OT verse, what inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

Leviticus 26:22
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.

Yours in Christ

Noah

[ProgrammerFreak]

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Really?

Be honest, friend: How many databases have you penetrated?

Hello Faith_Machine,

I am not a hacker and I do no illegal activities what so ever. As it says on my profile, I work for Valve as a MySQL programmer, protecting peoples credit card information from people such as MySQL Injectors.

And in being honest, I have not penetrated any databases what so ever, as it is illegal activity, and will send me straight to the pits of hell.

-Richard