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    Please Welcome Christian Weston Chandler, Autistic FlipFlop Pornographer

    Hello my new friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. I am a 30 year old high functioning autistic gentleman from the beautiful town of Ruckersville, Virginia. I currently attend the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church in Charlottesville, Virginia. I have also attended Grace Baptist Church (also in Charlottesville).
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    Re: Folks, your board now has the creator of Sonichu!

    Originally posted by ChristianW.Chandler View Post
    Hello my new friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.
    I can barely contain my excitement. A Hentai pornographer in our midst.

    I am a 30 year old high functioning autistic gentleman from the beautiful town of Ruckersville, Virginia. I currently attend the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church in Charlottesville, Virginia. I have also attended Grace Baptist Church (also in Charlottesville).
    Why would you abandon a Baptist church for a God-mocking Methodist cult?

    Do you WANT to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      Re: Folks, your board now has the creator of Sonichu!

      Originally posted by ChristianW.Chandler View Post
      Hello my new friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. I am a 30 year old high functioning autistic gentleman from the beautiful town of Ruckersville, Virginia. I currently attend the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church in Charlottesville, Virginia. I have also attended Grace Baptist Church (also in Charlottesville).
      Welcome friend! Why do you think God chose to ake you mentally disabled? What horrific deeds did your parents do against Christianity to make God want to scamble your brains? God Bless You though I suspect it is too late.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        Re: Please Welcome Christian Weston Chandler, Autistic FlipFlop Pornographer

        Originally posted by ChristianW.Chandler View Post
        Hello my new friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. I am a 30 year old high functioning autistic gentleman from the beautiful town of Ruckersville, Virginia. I currently attend the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church in Charlottesville, Virginia. I have also attended Grace Baptist Church (also in Charlottesville).
        So let me get this straight: You're a retard jap-worshiping porn peddler.

        And you call yourself a Christian.




        Jesus hates you so bad.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Please Welcome Christian Weston Chandler, Autistic FlipFlop Pornographer

          Originally posted by ChristianW.Chandler View Post
          Hello my new friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. I am a 30 year old high functioning autistic gentleman from the beautiful town of Ruckersville, Virginia. I currently attend the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church in Charlottesville, Virginia. I have also attended Grace Baptist Church (also in Charlottesville).
          A cautious hello to you. Forgive me if I seem distrusting, but can you prove you are the real Chris-Chan, and not an impostor?

          You might find this hard do believe, but we get a lot of people on this site pretending to be something they are not.
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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