[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Favourite Verse: None really, but I do like the one where if a girl gets raped she has to marry the guy,

It at least gives hope for the ugly and ill-favored.

Hobbies: Cooking,

- for a woman, Godly; for a man it is called Burned Offering. I'm sure you agree that BBQing something meaty is a way of praising God.

Ex:29:18: And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the LORD: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Ex:29:25: And thou shalt receive them of their hands, and burn them upon the altar for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour before the LORD: it is an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Ex:29:41: And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do thereto according to the meat offering of the morning, and according to the drink offering thereof, for a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.

Tennis

- a disgusting and indolent pursuit in which scantily-clad maidens disport themselves as harlots before men.

Reading

- The Bible only; if it is in the Bible anything else is repetitive, if it is not in the Bible it is ungodly.

Hates: Maths

- very wise. "The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.” Augustine"

Likes: Sweet things

Re:10:10: And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter.
Beware of the bitter belly.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

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Hello Sillian! Why do you hate Baby Jesus so much that you want to abduct him from the bus stop and do naughty things to Him? His innocent little face is not for you to envelop with your nasty parts!

Bad girl. So bad.

[Noah Sole]

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I don't blame you for banning Lillian. She is an intolerable person who likes to put words in others mouth to make her look good. One day she will pay.

You clearly know Lillian very well. Are you a muncher of her rug perchance?
Why don't you introduce yourself properly? (Follow the instructions at the Top of the Introduction forum).

All the best

[James Hutchins]

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I don't blame you for banning Lillian. She is an intolerable person who likes to put words in others mouth to make her look good. One day she will pay.

Friend, we will not ban her just because she is wrong. What we will do is show her that God is right and she too, can feel the warmth of His embrace. The only being to put anything in anyones mouth will be God.
Praise the Glory!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Was told to make an introduction on this or I get banned which I kinda don't want to be since I'm not bothered to make another email.

Well that is an awfully harsh way to introduce yourself. You sound grumpy! We aren't here to make enemies -- we are here to be shining examples of the Love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

We ask that you introduce yourself to try to make this a more personal experience for you. We get a lot of so-called "trolls" here, who come to try to "prove us wrong" or to have some fun with us. As True Christians we get a lot of persecution in this so-called "Christian" nation.

How did I find God: Haven't, feel free to convert me whenever.

Fortunately our Creator has given us free will, and loves us enough not to force us to do anything against our will. We can show you what it means to be a Christian and we can help you along your journey, but ultimately the choice is yours. I suggest you spend some time here and speak with some of our friendly members and I am confident that you will find yourself impressed with the Love of Jesus shining through us. We have some master converters here, so don't be surprised if you are on your knees before you know it!

Favourite Verse: None really, but I do like the one where if a girl gets raped she has to marry the guy, not that I agree, I just find it stupidly hilarious.

"Stupidly hilarious"? That is an awfully disrespectful term to use for the best-selling Book of all time, friend. Around here we do not poke fun at the literal Word of God; we revere it and use it as the standard for all that we do. I suspect that you are trying to poke fun at us but I must warn you that we are not terribly tolerant of those who come in and make fun of the Word of God.

About Me: I don't seem to belong to any religion, not Atheist yet not Christian and anywhere in between. I don't mind if God is real or not, I have no opinion on the matter either, If he wants me to get on my knees and make me pray then fine by me but so far, no signs.

By very merit of the fact that you are here is proof enough that Jesus is drawing you in to Him. Perhaps He has chosen you to be His Servant, which is not for the faint of heart, let me tell you. There are many pastors here that can guide you in the Sinner's Prayer, where you admit that you are a filthy sinner who is so depraved that our Lord cannot stand to look upon you, but that you are willing to follow God's every Word until the day you die for the change to live in the Heavenly Mansion that God has saved for you, pursuant to His Word (again, assuming that you faithfully follow His Word).

[Elegant Deerling]

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I don't blame you for banning Lillian. She is an intolerable person who likes to put words in others mouth to make her look good. One day she will pay.

[James Hutchins]

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............There are worse people than me out there.

Ho do you know that? Is that an assumption you made? What Biblical scripture did you use to quantify and tabulate your results?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Don't take their words into consideration Lillian, they are true Christians. I am a lying lesbian feminazi atheist and I want you to go to Hell too so I won't be so lonely.

Son, I pity you. I really, really want you to do the right thing and believe so that you can come to Heaven with us and avoid the eternal blight that plagues the vast majority of God's creation. I want you to give up the gay lifestyle and join us in righteous worship of our Lord Jesus. But my patience is running short with internet trolls today, so you force me to issue you an infraction. Why do you insist on defecating on Lord Jesus?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What did Jesus do to make you hate Him so? Was it healing lepers? Was it feeding the multitudes with just a couple of fish and a few loaves of bread? Or was it getting nailed to a cross so that your sins could be washed away forever?



I will never understand the atheist mind: what a bunch of ingrates.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Don't take their words into consideration Lillian, they are true Christians. I am a lying lesbian feminazi atheist and I want you to go to Hell too so I won't be so lonely.

Would you please share with us your Scriptural wisdom which says that non-Christians go to Heaven?

Chapter and verse, please.

And stop trying to seduce Lillian. She may have no moral compass, but that doesn't make her fair game for you.

[Elegant Deerling]

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Don't take their words into consideration Lillian, they are true Christians. I am a lying lesbian feminazi atheist and I want you to go to Hell too so I won't be so lonely.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sweet things means food like chocolate etc, I don't understand how you got that from people... I'm not a cannibal.

And if God wants to throw me into a lake of fire, why bother? There are worse people than me out there.

I wasn't suggesting you were a cannibal, but a pervert. You have no God, so you have no morality.

Why bother? Because He can't abide sinners, that's why! He will have resurrected you into an eternal, unaging, indestructable body. He can't just leave you wandering about; He will have to throw you into the vast Lake of Fire with all the atheists, Buddhists, agnostics, Deists, Hindus, Catholics, Wiccans, Muslims, Humanists, etc.

[Catherine Moore]

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And if God wants to throw me into a lake of fire, why bother? There are worse people than me out there.

The lake of fire is BIG, Lillian. There won't be queues - only the top thousand sinners get in before there's no more room. Nope, plenty of room for everyone who wants in.

[Lillian]

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Hi!

So, you don't mind if God is real or not. He minds that you don't mind!

Will you mind when He resurrects you at Judgment, and then casts you screaming into His Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive for all eternity, unable to die and unable to escape, because you didn't believe in Him?

"Sweet things", is that some sort of euphemistical reference to teenage girls or boys, just entering their sexual-exploration phase?

If that's not proof that you nonbelievers have no moral compass, I don't know what is.

Sweet things means food like chocolate etc, I don't understand how you got that from people... I'm not a cannibal.

And if God wants to throw me into a lake of fire, why bother? There are worse people than me out there.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Was told to make an introduction on this or I get banned which I kinda don't want to be since I'm not bothered to make another email.

How did I find God: Haven't, feel free to convert me whenever.

Favourite Verse: None really, but I do like the one where if a girl gets raped she has to marry the guy, not that I agree, I just find it stupidly hilarious.

About Me: I don't seem to belong to any religion, not Atheist yet not Christian and anywhere in between. I don't mind if God is real or not, I have no opinion on the matter either, If he wants me to get on my knees and make me pray then fine by me but so far, no signs.

Hobbies: Cooking, Tennis and Reading

Hates: Maths

Likes: Sweet things

Hi!

So, you don't mind if God is real or not. He minds that you don't mind!

Will you mind when He resurrects you at Judgment, and then casts you screaming into His Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive for all eternity, unable to die and unable to escape, because you didn't believe in Him?

"Sweet things", is that some sort of euphemistical reference to teenage girls or boys, just entering their sexual-exploration phase?

If that's not proof that you nonbelievers have no moral compass, I don't know what is.