Hi, my Name is Ernie. Bert is not Home.

[ernie the troll]

My name is ernie and I live in California. My favorit bible verse is Luke chapter 13 verse 35. I want to meet an obedient wife that loves god as much as I do.

[Noah Sole]

Re: hi friends

My name is ernie and I live in California. My favorit bible verse is Luke chapter 13 verse 35. I want to meet an obedient wife that loves god as much as I do.

Hi Ernie

Yes Luke 13:35 is a good choice. What does that mean to you and why is it your favourite?
Glad to see that you are looking for a wife, that means you're not a homer then which is a relief, we get too much of that type visiting us. You know what the Bible tells us to do with homers don't you?

YIC

[Thinks Design]

Re: hi friends

An obediant wife?

You Christians make sick.

ThinksDesign

[Noah Sole]

Re: hi friends

An obediant wife?

You Christians make sick.

ThinksDesign

No we don't make sick, we make you sick. That's because you are a raving wishy washy liberal feminazi (and a suspected lesbo). Just because we don't fit into your view you come here to spew your filth and hatred at us.

By the way this is Ernie's Introduction - not an opportunity for you to display your twisted philosophy!

My apologies Ernie, I did warn you about her, please carry on...

YIC

[ExGay Alex]

Re: hi friends

Hi, Ernie! I hope you will find a new woman who loves the Lord and will serve you as you serve Jesus.

1 Timothy 2:9-12.

[James Hutchins]

Re: hi friends

Well Ernie, I am sure your mommy and daddy will wake up soon after thier night of debauchery, trundle you and the other 1.5 children off to fluffy bunny Church where the gay female preacher will tell you everyone loves you and 'You are Ok!'. Afterwards, you can play video games in the basement with the 'youth counselor'.

The reality here, Ernie is you need to get a backbone. You need to follow the KJV Bible. Become worthy of Gods attention. Only He can provide you a wife. Have you thought about moving from Fresno? Perhaps Pasadena?

[ernie the troll]

Re: hi friends

Then why snoop around this forum? Go eat carpet or something.

[James Hutchins]

Re: hi friends

Then why snoop around this forum? Go eat carpet or something.

Ernie, True Cristian's(tm) do not 'snoop' around like a dog. What sort of a creature are you that eats carpet? You are not a joo are you?

Keep a civil tongue in your head among your betters.

[ernie the troll]

Re: Hi, my Name is Ernie. Bert is not Home.

I apologize James that was aimed at the lezbo commenting in this forum

[Noah Sole]

Re: Hi, my Name is Ernie. Bert is not Home.

I apologize James that was aimed at the lezbo commenting in this forum

Hi Ernie

I assume you were replying to ThinksDesign there. As a newbie it can all get a bit confusing, press the 'Quote' button to reply to a post (like I have just done) then there is no ambiguity.

It was a fair comment though.

YIC

[ernie the troll]

Re: Hi, my Name is Ernie. Bert is not Home.

Hi Ernie

I assume you were replying to ThinksDesign there. As a newbie it can all get a bit confusing, press the 'Quote' button to reply to a post (like I have just done) then there is no ambiguity.

It was a fair comment though.

YIC

Like this? Haha I'm also using my cell phone so I don't have the luxury of a full size computer monitor

[Noah Sole]

Re: Hi, my Name is Ernie. Bert is not Home.

Excellent Ernie.

Do you have a Bible verse that particularly inspires you for every day? I like to draw inspiration from a different one every day in addition to my favourite ones (those in my signature). The one inspiring me today is:

John 10:27
My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:

Yours in Christ

[ernie the troll]

Re: hi friends

Well Ernie, I am sure your mommy and daddy will wake up soon after thier night of debauchery, trundle you and the other 1.5 children off to fluffy bunny Church where the gay female preacher will tell you everyone loves you and 'You are Ok!'. Afterwards, you can play video games in the basement with the 'youth counselor'.

The reality here, Ernie is you need to get a backbone. You need to follow the KJV Bible. Become worthy of Gods attention. Only He can provide you a wife. Have you thought about moving from Fresno? Perhaps Pasadena?

Can you elaborate on what you said .. also how do you no the city I'm in?

[ernie the troll]

Re: Hi, my Name is Ernie. Bert is not Home.

Excellent Ernie.

Do you have a Bible verse that particularly inspires you for every day? I like to draw inspiration from a different one every day in addition to my favourite ones (those in my signature). The one inspiring me today is:

John 10:27
My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:

Yours in Christ

I have a verse each week so I can ponder on its meaning

[James Hutchins]

Re: hi friends

Can you elaborate on what you said .. also how do you no the city I'm in?

Ernie, God sees everything. He confides in those that truly listen to His Word. God has seen you spilling your seed and it makes Him weep :cry:
Wouldn't you like to be part of the 'inside', the 'hip kats', 'those in the know'?
All He asks of you is to follow the Bible. Nothing more, nothing less. When you are circled by a bunch of God haters, tell them they are all going to Hell for being degenerate Heathens. Drop to your knees and ask Jesus for the strength to pull the demons from the naysayers colons and have them burst into glorious flame.