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  • dragonelf68
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2008
    • 1
    #1

    Greetings

    Hi. I'm dragonelf68 and I heard of this site through a friend who, unfortuntly, passed away 2 days ago in a car accident. Let me get his out right here and right now. I am an aethiest, but I want to believe and have faith in the christian lord. My friend was a christian and a dear friend. He kept on asking me to repent and become christian. When he passed away in that car accident, I saw how easily life can be taken away. I know that I'll go to hell now if I die, and from what he's told me about hell, I don't want to go.
    I may only be thirteen years old but I when I saw his body lieing there, I saw how quickly we can die and it doesn't matter how young we are. I joined this forum because my parents won't give me any support as they are aethiest also. He told me aboust this site multiple times and I hope you will help me change over to christianity where I can be saved.
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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414
      #2
      Re: Greetings

      See? This is why atheists shouldn't be allowed to have children. This youngster is crying out for the Lord, and they're keeping him from Him!
      Unfortunately, because he's a minor, they'd probably sue us if we try to save him now, so he has to be banned. But if you're still reading this, and the Rapture hasn't happened by then, come back in five years and we will talk!
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        • Stridex Puss Bucket
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2008
          • 88
          #3
          actually I think they can't if they're 12 and under
          over 12 and everythings fine, its a law, don't remember what it was called, but I know it exists
          so really he could post here because he's over 12

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Greetings

              Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
              actually I think they can't if they're 12 and under
              over 12 and everythings fine, its a law, don't remember what it was called, but I know it exists
              so really he could post here because he's over 12
              We have rules, pal. Our high-priced joo lawyers work day and night to keep us up and running, despite innumerable attacks and vile rumors being spread across these intertubes.

              One of OUR rules is that you have to be 18 or over to post here. I would advise you to keep your unsaved nose out of our business.

              By the way, how old are you?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • ForGodsSake
                  X-Aussie Evangelist
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 493
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings

                  Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
                  actually I think they can't if they're 12 and under
                  over 12 and everythings fine, its a law, don't remember what it was called, but I know it exists
                  so really he could post here because he's over 12
                  Well this is Gods law, its his favourite forum so he makes the rules, we abide by them.
                  (2 Peter 3:10)

                  But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      But if you're still reading this, and the Rapture hasn't happened by then, come back in five years and we will talk!
                      Maybe by then, he'll learn how to spell "atheist".
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                        • Don the Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 480
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Maybe by then, he'll learn how to spell "atheist".
                          Amen, except that by then he will most likely have been smitten with that abominable curse of a monkey virus - AIDS.
                          Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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