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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #46
    Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    gobbling down huge blocks of free cheddar cheese at the neighborhood center.
    We only the serve processed American cheese that McDonald's donates. What's a "cheddar"?
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #47
      Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

      Originally posted by SovietJew View Post
      By that reasoning the only true Christians were the twelve disciples, yes even Judas. Judas who took the path no other disciples could take and followed out God's will by betraying his son.
      Judas was a pifflin' kike, a-wad!
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #48
        Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        We only the serve processed American cheese that McDonald's donates. What's a "cheddar"?
        When I used to hug trees, dance naked in the woods, had long hair, smoked the marijuana, and fornicated on pentagrams, I also used to eat government cheese. It was sometimes cheddar. These memories are painful for me, Roberta. Please don't mock my shameful past.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #49
          Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

          Originally posted by SovietJew View Post
          The name stems from relatives and friends I had in Russia who practiced their faith when it wasn't allowed.

          As for me, I believe in the one true Christian faith. A lil mix of rationality, physics, God's word, and good ol fashion Kindness.
          Maybe you would like to ask the Admins to change your name to something that doesn't cause everyone to assume you're a Communist Christ-killer who is proud of his Hellbound path. They can do that for you, if you ask nicely.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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