Hi Brandy, do you feel like you are getting an overload of Biblical learnin' here? We all feel that the rapture will happen any second now so time is important, but you are in such a hopeless, sinful lifestyle that you may have to get right with Jesus in several steps. Now, this has worked for others in your exact position, so it should work for you also. Step number one will take you from a lezbo crack whore to a simple bar whore, then you will graduate to a regular harlot, then to a woman who is slightly picky about her bed partners. Hang on, we're getting close now! Then, you can pretend like you don't have a burning desire for cooter until you actually start to believe it yourself.
Remember, there are no loopholes in the Bible, so anal and oral sex with either men or women must be throttled to a minimum. After you make it to this level, we will give you the next step, we don't want to overload your brain, with you claiming to be a woman and all! YIC
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