[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

I am not drunk. A dictionary would be a great place to start, because, unlike the dictionary a bible contains information that is 100% factual.

Ah, all hopped on 'the reefer'. I have heard about you people and 'blunts'.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

I began reading the so called "badges" you each are assigned on here. I must say that I am severely DISGUSTED. Who are you to say you are ready for the rapture? Who are you to say that?

God told us to be ready, out gentle Pastors told us when. It is all in the Bible, just read it.

And guns? Our Lord does not want us even handling such weapons! Our Lord does NOT promote violence. He does not wish for us to fight. That is why he is ending us. For the cruelty of this world and for people like yourself. You sinners who have sadistically warped the Bible into some sort of license to treat others terribly and hurt good people you believe to be "trash".

Friend, God wants us to kill all adversaires or naysayers. Pretty simply really, either you are a Christian or be repenting or you need to be stoned to death. It is all in the Bible, just read it.

Who are you to call others "trash"? Who are you to say what GOD wants?

It is all in the Bible, just read it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

I could not help notice that you are from India, and there so are a lesser being to us. I do not believe that God doth own a Lake of Fire, but however I believe this can be translated into a swimming pool of whipped cream, I don't know if you have that in India as it's quite under developed compared to the Western world. However I do find it quite admirable that an Indian could become a Christian instead of becoming a Hindu within that area.

Regards,

Father Jacobs

Indiana is a state in the US, dimwit.

And they say Americans are bad at geography!

[AgnosticBuckNigra]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Great, so this one thinks a dictionary is literature.

Friend, drunk posting is not encouraged here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not your local drunk tank.

Speaking of toast, are you looking forward to God casting you and all who do not follow ALL of His Commands into His Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive for all eternity, unable to die and unable to escape?

Or do you just ignore Revelation 20 - 21?

I am not drunk. A dictionary would be a great place to start, because, unlike the dictionary a bible contains information that is 100% factual.

[AtheistMexican(IWTB)]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Friend, people view your race like a tool, perhaps a shovel or a spade. We know you have limited ability and if left idle for more than a day, rust.

This is what you people do best. I have a bunch living on my plantation and they all do this on Saturday night.

I began reading the so called "badges" you each are assigned on here. I must say that I am severely DISGUSTED. Who are you to say you are ready for the rapture? Who are you to say that?

And guns? Our Lord does not want us even handling such weapons! Our Lord does NOT promote violence. He does not wish for us to fight. That is why he is ending us. For the cruelty of this world and for people like yourself. You sinners who have sadistically warped the Bible into some sort of license to treat others terribly and hurt good people you believe to be "trash".

Who are you to call others "trash"? Who are you to say what GOD wants?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

How can you? I thought slavery was outlawed in the Americas? You people are very hostile and disliking of other people aren't you?!

I own no slaves, I do however, have a large contingent of families that have borrowed substantially from the Hutchins Company Store and as such, are obliged to work it off.
I like all my employees, provided they work hard, keep their distance and bathe.

[CoEPriest]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

I could not help notice that you are from India, and there so are a lesser being to us. I do not believe that God doth own a Lake of Fire, but however I believe this can be translated into a swimming pool of whipped cream, I don't know if you have that in India as it's quite under developed compared to the Western world. However I do find it quite admirable that an Indian could become a Christian instead of becoming a Hindu within that area.

Regards,

Father Jacobs

[KrautJoo]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Friend, people view your race like a tool, perhaps a shovel or a spade. We know you have limited ability and if left idle for more than a day, rust.

This is what you people do best. I have a bunch living on my plantation and they all do this on Saturday night.

How can you? I thought slavery was outlawed in the Americas? You people are very hostile and disliking of other people aren't you?!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

perhaps you need to get your head out of the Bible and into some actual literature, (a Dictionary is a good place to start!) as you can see hating everyone equally is not the same because I love all human beings simply because we're all one race. The human race.

Great, so this one thinks a dictionary is literature.

Friend, drunk posting is not encouraged here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not your local drunk tank.

I believe that this baptist church is teaching the wrong word of the bible. Here in England the Church of England we spread the love for everyone that wants it like peanut butter jelly, but instead of peanut butter and jelly it's love and it needs spreading on the metaphorical toast.

Speaking of toast, are you looking forward to God casting you and all who do not follow ALL of His Commands into His Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive for all eternity, unable to die and unable to escape?

Or do you just ignore Revelation 20 - 21?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

How can you value someone that you do not consider a person? There is a difference between hating and liking, perhaps you need to get your head out of the Bible and into some actual literature, (a Dictionary is a good place to start!) as you can see hating everyone equally is not the same because I love all human beings simply because we're all one race. The human race.

Friend, people view your race like a tool, perhaps a shovel or a spade. We know you have limited ability and if left idle for more than a day, rust.

This is what you people do best. I have a bunch living on my plantation and they all do this on Saturday night.

[CoEPriest]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Scripture for that? Abram met Noah? Good luck with that one.

I believe that this baptist church is teaching the wrong word of the bible. Here in England the Church of England we spread the love for everyone that wants it like peanut butter jelly, but instead of peanut butter and jelly it's love and it needs spreading on the metaphorical toast. This toast can be found within the hyperstore of this earth, which we call the AIDS for the heavens.

Satan however doth spread the brand of spray on cheese and this of course is blasphemous! As spray on cheese is utterly disgusting as well as racism. So I think you American Christians need to take a step back and praise Moses as well all know he likes taking the inconvenient way to places.

Regards,

Father Jacobs

[AgnosticBuckNigra]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Do you read what you type before you hit "Submit"?

Sorry, I'll continue valuing people on their value as people, not on the colour of their skin.



Or do you hate everyone equally? Same difference.

How can you value someone that you do not consider a person? There is a difference between hating and liking, perhaps you need to get your head out of the Bible and into some actual literature, (a Dictionary is a good place to start!) as you can see hating everyone equally is not the same because I love all human beings simply because we're all one race. The human race.

[KrautJoo]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Sorry im too lazy to look it up like you crazy americans

ProTip: Read a dictionary before posting a word when you don't know its meaning.

[AtheistMexican(IWTB)]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

You missed the bit where you should have posted scripture.

Pro tip: making up fake scripture in order to be hilarious is an oxymoron.

Fake scripture? Ha! If only your eyes were truly as open as mine! I was para phrasing!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Abraham DID meet noah! It is in the Torah. Perhaps if you read to your roots you would see that.

You missed the bit where you should have posted scripture.

Pro tip: making up fake scripture in order to be hilarious is an oxymoron.