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  • Reba.d
    Unsaved trash, teenaged false Christian
    • May 2012
    • 28

    #1

    Hello

    My name is rebecca. I live in TN and grew up in a baptist church, got 'saved' at 8 and wouldn't be here today if it wasn'tfor the lord. I just recently started attending an apostolic church and realized the truth, and now am trying to reconcile my beliefs and recieve the holy ghost. Any quuestions?
    Acts 19:6
    And when Paul had laid his hands upon them, the Holy Ghost came on them; and they spake with tongues, and prophesied.
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Reba.d View Post
    Any quuestions?
    Have always stu-stut-stutt-stut-stu-STUTTERED!?!

    That was just a little joke dear. We Christians do like to have a bit of fun now and then!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Reba.d View Post
      My name is rebecca. I live in TN and grew up in a baptist church, got 'saved' at 8 and wouldn't be here today if it wasn'tfor the lord. I just recently started attending an apostolic church and realized the truth, and now am trying to reconcile my beliefs and recieve the holy ghost. Any quuestions?
      Your story is full of holes, troll. You don't realize that no Christian would fail to properly capitalize words like "Baptist" and "Holy Ghost." You didn't even capitalize your own fake name!

      Also, no Baptist ever gets Saved(c) at the age of 8. No one is Saved(c) until they reach the age of reason.

      Next time satan sends you to persecute God's favorite forum, do your homework, fool.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Reba.d
        Unsaved trash, teenaged false Christian
        • May 2012
        • 28

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Well the age of understanding is different for everyone. And I am 17, what 17 yr old capitalizes everything. Just be glad that I typed things out. And Rebecca is my real name. Grow up, the things you claim are outreagous.
        Acts 19:6
        And when Paul had laid his hands upon them, the Holy Ghost came on them; and they spake with tongues, and prophesied.

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        • Thinks Design
          Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
          • Mar 2012
          • 366

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Reba.d View Post
          Well the age of understanding is different for everyone. And I am 17, what 17 yr old capitalizes everything. Just be glad that I typed things out. And Rebecca is my real name. Grow up, the things you claim are outreagous.
          Quite right. These people claim that the bad bits in the Bible are as true as the nice bits.

          Hating homosexuals is not part of God's glorious plans as I'm sure you will agree.

          ThinksDeaign.
          I whore for Satan

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          • Noah Sole
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2012
            • 865

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post

            Hating homosexuals is not part of God's glorious plans as I'm sure you will agree.
            Wrong feminazi lesbo!

            Leviticus 20:13
            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

            Dear Rebecca

            Take no notice of the Thinks Design retard. She is a Godmocking, atheist, feminazi (and a suspected lesbo).

            All the best
            Genesis 7:5
            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


            John 8:32
            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29454

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Reba.d View Post
              Well the age of understanding is different for everyone. And I am 17, what 17 yr old capitalizes everything. Just be glad that I typed things out. And Rebecca is my real name. Grow up, the things you claim are outreagous.
              Being illiterate friend, is no excuse. Did Jesus have a problem curing the sick because of His age?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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