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  • BargeDave
    Unsaved trash, austrian abo
    • May 2012
    • 10

    #1

    Non-Christian, probably unsaveable, but if anyone can it's you guys

    I've been checking the site out for a few weeks and although I'm an unsaveable atheist, and previously attended a liberal church which seemed fairly tolerant of gays and minorities, I have developed a view that if anyone is ever going to save my soul from eternal damnation it's you lovely, lovely people.

    Keep up the great work.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Catherine Moore
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2012
    • 315

    #2
    Re: Non-Christian, probably unsaveable, but if anyone can it's you guys

    Well, you're quite mistaken. We can't save anyone. It's God who saves people.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Non-Christian, probably unsaveable, but if anyone can it's you guys

      That's what you call an introduction in Austria?

      Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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      • BargeDave
        Unsaved trash, austrian abo
        • May 2012
        • 10

        #4
        Re: Non-Christian, probably unsaveable, but if anyone can it's you guys

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        That's what you call an introduction in Austria?

        Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
        Sorry, I'm new. And, as you point out, Austrian.

        I was brought up Anglican (ie Episcopalian), found Jesus through a fear of death as a teenager, wandered away from Jesus due to no longer fearing death and I've recently adopted the Bible verse which identifies pi as 3.0, and not the heathenistic 3.14, as correct having discovered this through this blessed website.

        See, the Landover Baptist Church has already brought my heathen behind closer to God. Just one of millions of outstanding Christian works you do.

        Gosh, I feel better already. This is definitely working. Praise Be!
        Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 05-03-2012, 01:35 AM. Reason: Minor potty mouth. Let's keep it clean for Jesus friend!
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Non-Christian, probably unsaveable, but if anyone can it's you guys

          Originally posted by BargeDave View Post

          See, the Landover Baptist Church has already brought my heathen ass closer to God.
          Why do you care if your donkey accepts Christ?

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          • BargeDave
            Unsaved trash, austrian abo
            • May 2012
            • 10

            #6
            Re: Non-Christian, probably unsaveable, but if anyone can it's you guys

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            Why do you care if your donkey accepts Christ?
            Forgive my foul tongue. I'd adopted the non-Australian spelling of a crude word for one's buttock region. I'm trying not to sin, but years of habit are hard to break.

            Brother Enoch, you have put me on a path to a better life. Thanks.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Non-Christian, probably unsaveable, but if anyone can it's you guys

              I could show you the fear of death, but I'm nowhere near Austria.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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