I hate God and I am Smarter than Anyone Else

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: My introduction

Fellas, please understand that he thinks the rocks came from







(wait for it)








A BIG BANG!

From a tiny marble that held all of the matter in the "universe" no less!



I swear, I could hear it 1,000 times and it would still be funny!

YiC,

Zech

An not only that, they believe in black holes right. Now these contain so much material that gravity is so strong that everything is pulled in, not even light can escape.

Then they say that in the beginning EVERYTHING in the universe was in one place. Surely there is going to be more gravity there than in a black hole? But no apparently this time gravity forgot to work and let everything escape

It's called 'special pleading'. They do it all the time.

YIC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My introduction

He also think his great, great grandad was a rock

Fellas, please understand that he thinks the rocks came from







(wait for it)








A BIG BANG!

From a tiny marble that held all of the matter in the "universe" no less!



I swear, I could hear it 1,000 times and it would still be funny!

YiC,

Zech

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: My introduction

OK then - as an evolutionist you clearly believe that men are descended from monkeys, yes?
So which one of your grandparents was the monkey?

All the best

He also think his great, great grandad was a rock

[James Hutchins]

Re: I hate God and I am Smarter than Anyone Else

This is my I introduction.

I'm an athiest who does not beleive in god and I don't know why anyone would.

You people seem to think that you can shout at people till they beleive you and say the computer games make you gay wtf?

I'm a biology student and know more about evolution than anyone here so don't bother trying to tell me I'm wrong.

If God made everything why did he make parasites?

Interesting post. What kind of an atheist would you be if you did believe in God?

Friend, we do not 'shout' at anybody. In fact, we did not go on the internet looking for you. You came looking for us. Interesting, don't you think?

As far as computer games making people gay, well that simply is not true. There has been a marked increase in Homersexuals over the last thirty years, growing exponentially (look it up). Oddly, right in line with video game proliferation. Now, no one thinks a video game will make a person gay. But it plants subliminal seeds in their minds. They show homosex, making the user 'think' anal intercourse is good. You seem like a 'learned' fellow, it must be clear to you too.

Friend, a Biology student means nothing. I am a L'ville and Princeton grad, with a masters in Organic Chemistry. I still am able to clearly see that God is right about everything. Do not believe me? Open a jar of peanut butter, let me know how many people walk out.

As far as parasites go, that is a question best left up to your parents.

[Noah Sole]

Re: My introduction

Waiting for your questions about evolution.

OK then - as an evolutionist you clearly believe that men are descended from monkeys, yes?
So which one of your grandparents was the monkey?

All the best

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My introduction

They only thing I can think of that I like about Jesus is that did not exist if he did there would records of his existance apart from the bible.

Waiting for your questions about evolution.

Lady, are you a retard?

"They only thing"

"is that did not exist"

"there would records"

"existance"

???

I'm hardly a grammar Nazi, but come on. Are your faculties diminished because you are having your unclean time? Have you been tasting the cooking sherry? Are you a negress?

There has to be some explanation.

YiC,

Zech

[Catherine Moore]

Re: My introduction

I see you're unfamiliar with the works of Josephus. Maybe read them? One of our pastors has given a brilliant deconstruction of the Testimonium Flavianum but there are other references.

Its unfortunate you didn't know about that, it makes it look like you don't have a clue what you're talking about and have just come here to shoot your mouth off. I'm certain that's not true though.

I just have one question about evolution. If it were true, why doesn't the Bible mention it?

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: My introduction

They only thing I can think of that I like about Jesus is that did not exist if he did there would records of his existance apart from the bible.

Waiting for your questions about evolution.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My introduction

This is my I introduction.

I'm an athiest who does not beleive in god and I don't know why anyone would.

You people seem to think that you can shout at people till they beleive you and say the computer games make you gay wtf?

I'm a biology student and know more about evolution than anyone here so don't bother trying to tell me I'm wrong.

If God made everything why did he make parasites?

Dear queer gamer,

If joining the atheistic cult of darwin is so important to you, at least learn how to spell "atheist." No, it was not a typo: you spelled "believe" wrong twice, also. You are simply uneducated and unintelligent.

Second, nobody here is shouting. You came here of your own volition, such as it is. If the atmosphere is unpleasant to you, close your browser window and leave.

Third, God made everything. The good and the bad, the dark and the light, the Christians and the damned.

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

P.S. I will grill you about evolution next. Get ready!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: My introduction

This is my I introduction.

I'm an athiest who does not beleive in god and I don't know why anyone would.

You people seem to think that you can shout at people till they beleive you and say the computer games make you gay wtf?

I'm a biology student and know more about evolution than anyone here so don't bother trying to tell me I'm wrong.

If God made everything why did he make parasites?

Hello friend,

What's you favourite Bible verse and what are the 20 things you love most about Jesus?

YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My introduction

If God made everything why did he make parasites?

What makes you think that any of us would know the answer to that question or that you can insert your own preferred reality into the gap in our knowledge? God works in mysterious ways.

[FreeFromBrains]

This is my I introduction.

I'm an athiest who does not beleive in god and I don't know why anyone would.

You people seem to think that you can shout at people till they beleive you and say the computer games make you gay wtf?

I'm a biology student and know more about evolution than anyone here so don't bother trying to tell me I'm wrong.

If God made everything why did he make parasites?