Please come and forgive me

[SavedWife]

Hello brothers and sisters,
I am a newly wed bride that wants nothing more than to please her husband.

I am hoping the the LBC guides me in the right path so that I, too, can join my dear husband in heaven.
I was a evolutionist once and the Lord hath shown me his grace by barring my womb. I hope that by becoming his humble servant at the LBC he forgives my sins and gifts me a child before my husband decides to take another wife.
My favorite bible verse is:
Deuteronomy 23:1 No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Only REAL men should be allowed the glory of praising the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
SavedWife

[Noah Sole]

Re: Please come and forgive me

Hello brothers and sisters,
I am a newly wed bride that wants nothing more than to please her husband.

I am hoping the the LBC guides me in the right path so that I, too, can join my dear husband in heaven.
I was a evolutionist once and the Lord hath shown me his grace by barring my womb. I hope that by becoming his humble servant at the LBC he forgives my sins and gifts me a child before my husband decides to take another wife.
My favorite bible verse is:
Deuteronomy 23:1 No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Only REAL men should be allowed the glory of praising the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
SavedWife

Hello Saved wife welcome to God's favourite forum

A couple of issues:
Firstly - perhaps your introduction is not the best place to display an image of a bare arse in the few first lines. The bare arse has overtones of sodomy.
Secondly - where did you get that Bible quote from? The King James Bible does not have the words 'testicles' or 'male organ' in it! You must be quoting from a heretics Bible that twists the words of our Lord!!

Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."

Not a fantastic start to your journey with us but I have seen worse attempts (not much worse though).

All the best

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: Please come and forgive me

Your husband should love you for yourself, dear.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Please come and forgive me

Some more inspiration for you Saved wife (which should put the 'woman priest's' words into proper context):

1 Corinthians 14:34
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

1 Timothy 2:11
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

All the best

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: Please come and forgive me

Some more inspiration for you Saved wife (which should put the 'woman priest's' words into proper context):

1 Corinthians 14:34
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

1 Timothy 2:11
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

All the best

Which just goes to show what happens when women's rights were ignored in the past.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Please come and forgive me

Which just goes to show what happens when women's rights were ignored in the past.

The only rights women have are those that God allows them to have i.e. to serve the men and to shut up!! Just remember you were formed from a man's rib, your very existence is because of a man's sacrifice!!!

Who on earth made you a reverend - I suppose your location is a clue!! You must be one of those wishy washy liberal anglican types!! Shame on them for luring you into a false sense of importance!! I suppose you'll be getting married to a lezbo next and having a same sex marriage!!

All the best reverend