[davemiles]

Re: please be gentle

I've gotten myself cleaned up. I guess God has smited my bowels because I was persecuting the Christians on this wonderful forum. I will be praying for Him to forgive me.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: please be gentle

It seems I've soiled myself and had an infraction given, I must apologise profusely if anyone was offended at what I wrote

You must all be a complete bunch of christians

Lots of love

Dave

Friend, we are very forgiving and gentle folk. I'm a bit confused, however, about your reluctance to capitalize a certain word.

[davemiles]

Re: please be gentle

It seems I've soiled myself and had an infraction given, I must apologise profusely if anyone was offended at what I wrote

You must all be a complete bunch of christians

Lots of love

Dave

[Faith_Machine]

Re: please be gentle

Dear Meatypie,

I would like to apologize to you for the fact that this "forever young" person has chosen to derail your introductory thread into an explicit conversation about anal sex. I know that's not what you were expecting.

Anyway, I take it from your username that you must really enjoy meaty pies. Does your wife cook up particularly savory, meaty pies for you? I love meaty pies when they're good and juicy.

[Didymus Much]

Re: please be gentle

Ok, cupcake, I forgive you, and well done for informing us that you're a retard; it makes it easier to understand your posts.

I'm begginning to like you, mate.

Quoted for irony.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: please be gentle

ok cupcake i forgive you and well done for informing us that your a retard it makes it easier to understand your posts

im beggining to like you mate

No Brother Niles is not retarded. He has a good understanding of the English language. From your childish post and lack of capitals and punctutaion I assume your understanding is limited. Can you see that curly thing in his post? It's called a question mark.

That means he was asking a question and not making a statement. Look it up in a book if you are still confused. I believe they do easy reading editions if your needs are 'special',

YIC

Jack

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

I am retarded? I said that I hoped it was not the case that im a cum starved coffee creme commando

I did not imply that you did pierce the pouting puckered, pantywaste posterior of the gaywise with your massive penile member for one second.

I need to think before I post, friend. But we all get carried away so please forgive me.

YIC

ok cupcake i forgive you and well done for informing us that your a retard it makes it easier to understand your posts

im beggining to like you mate

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

Why are you fixated by anal sex?

YIC

Jack

im not interested in anal perversions cupcake but your mate loopey laurance is

and have you ever noticed how jack rythmes with crack and you seem to be far to agressive mate reach out for your femine side and forget that you will be forever known as "jack the crack in my eyes"

praise the lord for i have seen the light

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: please be gentle

i do not understand why you attack people in this manner with your anal insults its not the Lords way and i feel you should refrain from such insults

An apology is needed

Are you retarded? I said that I hoped it was not the case that you were a cum starved coffee creme commando

I did not imply that you did pierce the pouting puckered, pantywaste posterior of the gaywise with your paltry penile member for one second.

You need to think before you post, friend. But we all get carried away so I forgive you.

YIC

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: please be gentle

i do feel that has something to do with it brother but i put up with it because the Lord would tell me to turn the other cheek and you watch one of them turn cheek on my face to some kind of anal joke

its not the way of the lord to keep on about anal perversions but some on here seem fascinated by the filth

Why are you fixated by anal sex?

YIC

Jack

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

Is that because you're an Englishman

i do feel that has something to do with it brother but i put up with it because the Lord would tell me to turn the other cheek and you watch one of them turn cheek on my face to some kind of anal joke

its not the way of the lord to keep on about anal perversions but some on here seem fascinated by the filth

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

You do know that 'please be gentle with me' is what a True Christian™ women asks her husband on the night of their marriage, don't you?

I hope it is not some deep rooted subconscious desire to have a handsome, lean, clean limbed and limber (maybe with a ripped torso) Nigra subjecting you to anal humiliation at the end of his darky's dong, oh yes!

I hope not

Jesus saves!

i do not understand why you attack people in this manner with your anal insults its not the Lords way and i feel you should refrain from such insults

An apology is needed

[forever hateful]

Re: please be gentle

I don't currently attend any church,

I've never read the bible,

I didn't know I had to find him, are we playing hide and seek

i suffer the same problems as you my English friend my church was raised to the ground to make way for a mosque i still cry myself to sleep at night mind you the bearded people who attend sing lovely songs

and i suppose God wouldnt want me to be sad

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: please be gentle

You do know that 'please be gentle with me' is what a True Christian™ women asks her husband on the night of their marriage, don't you?

I hope it is not some deep rooted subconscious desire to have a handsome, lean, clean limbed and limber (maybe with a ripped torso) Nigra subjecting you to anal humiliation at the end of his darky's dong, oh yes!

I hope not

Jesus saves!

[davemiles]

Re: please be gentle

Is that because you're an Englishman