I need help.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I need help.

I was, unfortunately, raised in an atheist household, by heathen parents.

That's horrible!

I hope you're planning to vote Republican in November. We're working to have all atheists declared unfit parents and have their children placed with Christian foster families. Maybe you can help with that campaign?

You could be one of our spokespeople, sharing how your atheist parents caused this curse to come upon you. It's child abuse, is what it is.

I thought that you kind people could give me some advice to try and get rid of this affliction on my own, so that God has less work to do... And so he can see that I am making an effort on my own to fix it.

Dear, your coming here and asking for help is all God needs.

Your sincere belief in Jesus and desire to be Saved and your complete obedience to His Laws is all you need to obtain His Unconditional Love.

It's easy!

Have you read the Bible yet, Dolores? It's available online for free, or any Baptist church should be able to provide you a King James Bible.

I suggest starting with Genesis; as you read each story, make a quick note about what the story is, and what you learned about God from it. What is important to Him? Who is He? You will learn so much about God just from reading Genesis, you'll be amazed!

If that seems a bit daunting at first, try either of the resources in my signature. They're both good options as well.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I need help.

I'm a lesbian, how do I fix?

Dear friend:

I recommend that you repent of the idolatry that provoked the Lord to give you up to lezbertarianism:

Romans 1:22-27: Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

There is no way to fix it it is natural


PS im a guy but one of my best friends is a lesbian that is how i know

You can back that up with Scripture, I trust.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I need help.

There is no way to fix it it is natural


PS im a guy but one of my best friends is a lesbian that is how i know

Instead of trying to promote the cooter-bumping deathstyle, how about posting an introduction thread of your own?

We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Humongous]

Re: I need help.

well, you need a dose of the good book!

[tylerjwoodby, teenaged witch]

Re: I need help.

I'm a lesbian, how do I fix?

There is no way to fix it it is natural


PS im a guy but one of my best friends is a lesbian that is how i know

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I need help.

Do you know the story of Jesus, dear?

You see, once upon a time, about 2012 years ago, to be exact, an angel of the LORD appeared to Mary, a young lady who lived in a rag-tag community in the desert. This angel gave Mary a message - the LORD was going to impregnate her. (Luke 1:31) She, being the dutiful gal she was, didn't protest. (Luke 1:38) Because the LORD came into her as a spirit and not as a man, the Law (Deuteronomy 22:23-24) did not apply even though Mary never screamed as an honorable maiden would.

Anyway, the infant child was born, named Emmanuel, and raised as a man but was really God. As God, He was the only one who could atone for the many horrible sins of mankind. (1 John 2:2) Even though He prayed to His father/self in the Garden the night before He was arrested, He knew the importance of this final act and went through with it. (Luke 22:41-42) He did this for you, Delores. He did this for the many sins you have already committed, and He has watched over you your whole life. Yes, when you make love with other women, He is there, watching. I can't help but wonder if He sheds a Holy Tear.

But there is hope, dear. If you believe that He died on that Cross lo so many years ago for the punishment of your sins, if you believe that He was resurrected three days later, if you believe that he was ascended into Heaven after that, and that the Blood of His Sacrifice alone can cover up your sins from the eyes of the LORD, then you can be Saved from the Hell you deserve. (Romans 6:23; John 3:16) Once you are Saved, you need only put your trust in Him, pray sincerely, and He will relieve you of all your homosexual urges! (Matthew 21:22) To God be the Glory!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I need help.

I recommend a healthy diet of hot dogs, brussel sprouts and walnuts.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I need help.

Soft curves and luscious lips? Every rugmuncher I've ever seen looked like a lumberjack. I think God makes them look that way so that men will naturally avoid them.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need help.

I'm a lesbian, how do I fix?

Stop

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I need help.

And what tells you that being with a woman is wrong - from an atheist standpoint?

The illusions of morality from atheists are a bit of a fascination, I will confess.

[DoloresHaze]

Re: I need help.

To be honest, it's getting more and more difficult to resist the beauty that is.. woman. With their soft curves and luscious lips... It's so difficult to picture myself with a man, but.. I know to be with a woman is wrong.

Please help.

[DoloresHaze]

Re: I need help.

Whoa there, missy!

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You're obviously all fired up to please the Lord but let's know a bit more about you other than your main perversion.

I was, unfortunately, raised in an atheist household, by heathen parents. I was never allowed near a church, but, I've been afflicted with the curse of homosexuality, and I feel that God is my only savior. I thought that you kind people could give me some advice to try and get rid of this affliction on my own, so that God has less work to do... And so he can see that I am making an effort on my own to fix it.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I need help.

Whoa there, missy!

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You're obviously all fired up to please the Lord but let's know a bit more about you other than your main perversion.

[DoloresHaze]

I'm a lesbian, how do I fix?