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  • #76
    Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Every day is bad as long as Obama is our president. I cannot wait for Romney to save America from those greedy demoncrats.
    Amen, Brother Cranky.

    I still can't believe that a half-negro is "leading" our once-great country. We pretty much hit our peak as a nation when George W. Bush was President, and then...BOOM.

    Third world.

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    • #77
      Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

      There is a ood chance that he might be voted back into office.

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      • #78
        Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

        Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
        There is a ood chance that he might be voted back into office.
        With the direction America is going, I wouldn't be surprised.



        So Ian, is there a gal in your future? Anyone special you keep an eye on?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #79
          Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

          Not yet. I'm more focused on protecting God's children at the moment. When I get my career situated I will look for the right women.

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          • #80
            Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

            I have been wondering this for a LONG LONG time. The catholics didn't give me a straight answer. What is going to the solsiers that have to kill people to protect America? It is one of the 10 Commandments.

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            • #81
              Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

              Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
              I have been wondering this for a LONG LONG time. The catholics didn't give me a straight answer. What is going to the solsiers that have to kill people to protect America? It is one of the 10 Commandments.
              Killing for God's Favorite Country(c) is 100% OK Ian!
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              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • #82
                Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                Thanks for putting my worries at ease

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                • #83
                  Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                  Are any of you a fan of muscle cars?

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                  • #84
                    Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                    Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                    Are any of you a fan of muscle cars?
                    Mr. Etheldreda doesn't permit me to drive. He thinks that promotes feminism and disobedience. There's really no reason to drive anyway. Old bread bags worn over socks keeps the water and snow out of one's shoes on the walk to the grocery store in the winter. My eyelashes don't freeze together if I walk against the wind, even if it means walking backwards. My husband said he married me because he knew I could pull a plow! The summers are just fine if I go early enough to avoid too many mosquitoes.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                      You sound like a good wife. Does your husband drive?

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                      • #86
                        Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                        Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                        Thanks for putting my worries at ease
                        I'm still worried about those Jesuit bead counters slipping their demonic dongs up your boyish backside while you were in student.

                        Are you sure they didn't gangbang you in the showers or something like that? Through no fault of your own you had to succumb to them? Something like that?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #87
                          Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                          Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                          You sound like a good wife. Does your husband drive?
                          Oh yes, Mr. Etheldreda drives quite a lot (and thank you). Sometimes his work takes him far enough away that he must spend the night at a hotel. He often accompanies the men from church on their missions and helps with the driving if they don't need to take one of the pastor's jets. Other times, if he's close enough, he'll pull over temporarily and rest up at a truck stop for a few hours. He never misses an opportunity to witness, regardless of where he is, so of course I am very honored to be his wife.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #88
                            Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                            Sounds like a very interesting man.

                            Pator I am positive that I have never been raped in any way.

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                            • #89
                              Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                              (I've read this in another introduction thread)

                              If the world is flat what is under it? Hell, rock, sand...what do you think?

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                              • #90
                                Re: Hello there! I'm Ian and Even Though I Went to Catholc High School, I'm not So Bad!

                                Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                                (I've read this in another introduction thread)

                                If the world is flat what is under it? Hell, rock, sand...what do you think?
                                I thought you've read the Holy Bible?

                                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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