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  • Shawneth
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    Under Investigation
    • May 2012
    • 1
    #1

    Non- baptist church Christian

    I am an ex-atheist seeking redemption from only the wisest men who ever existed, and I am hoping that someone can bless me and make me pure.. I am sick of these anal-hard gays, jews, black people, mexicans, Icelandics, Hindus, Atheists, Chinese, Japanards, and so on. I want to join a loving community that truly cares for people rather than demons...
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    • Pastor Ed Lowman
      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
      Always kind and loving
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2011
      • 1838
      #2
      Re: Non- baptist church Christian

      Originally posted by Shawneth View Post
      I am an ex-atheist seeking redemption from only the wisest men who ever existed
      Do I detect flattery there? And what about a proper introduction...how you came to want to abandon your life of chicken-sodomizing debauchery called atheism? Where do you attend church? How many youngins do you plan to fortify Jesus' army with?

      Originally posted by Shawneth View Post
      I am sick of these anal-hard gays, jews, black people, mexicans, Icelandics, Hindus, Atheists, Chinese, Japanards, and so on.
      Friend, this is starting to sound racist. We accept all who will give up their entire lives, colors, and their very identities to be Saved™ (John 14:6)

      Originally posted by Shawneth View Post
      I want to join a loving community that truly cares for people rather than demons...
      Well, if you are indeed sincere, then this is the first sensible sentiment you have expressed.

      Pastor Ed

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14289
          #3
          A provisional welcome with some uncertainty..

          Originally Posted by Shawneth
          Non- baptist church Christian
          Not quite sure what you mean: what sort of non-Baptist church are we talikg here?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Non- baptist church Christian

              Are you a female eskimo or a queer eskimo, Shawneth?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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