Brothers,

[Humongous]

Re: Brothers,

well, hi Larper, and welcome to these here Godly forums.

Yes, we gotta keep the Greeks outta God's America! Once they get into they sodomizin, and Zeus worshipin, before ya know it, the whole corbin bernsen economy'll be collapsin!

Get The Greex out!

Yours in Christ,
Lori H

[WWJDnow]

Re: Brothers,

I am gladdened to have found this place. It is truly the torch of our heavenly father in the darkness of the internet. JESUS lives here, I can feel it. You are like the first churches, bringing the word to the Sodomic Greeks; I keep you in my prayers.

Welcome, Brother Larry. As the Bible would have said, had Jesus been born in the 21st Century, ask Google and ye shall receive.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Brothers,

That was a close one. I read "Hairy LARPer" and almost hit the ban button.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Brothers,

Welcome to God's favourite forum.

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Larry Harper]

I am gladdened to have found this place. It is truly the torch of our heavenly father in the darkness of the internet. JESUS lives here, I can feel it. You are like the first churches, bringing the word to the Sodomic Greeks; I keep you in my prayers.

~L.H.