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  • #16
    Re: I Have Been Disrespected.

    Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post

    deactivate my account will ya?

    Do you have any other commands you would like to issue, my little princess, before you leave us?
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    • #17
      Re: I Have Been Disrespected.

      Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post

      deactivate my account will ya?
      Christ will deactivate your account when He see's fit (Godmocking whore).

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      • #18
        Re: I Have Been Disrespected.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You aren't my neighbor. I don't live around whores.
        No wonder nothing I said made sense! Inconsistency proves me to be a false dimension of God.

        Plus I am a whore and a lying queer.
        Last edited by Deaner; 06-02-2012, 05:29 AM. Reason: lies about Landover
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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        • #19
          Re: I Have Been Disrespected.

          Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
          I can't handle people saying things i dont like, it's a violation of my rights.

          deactivate my account will ya?
          Dear Hatemonger;

          I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

          Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

          If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: I Have Been Disrespected.

            Originally posted by AprilGrace6 View Post
            No wonder nothing all of you said made sense! Inconsistency proves me to be false dimension of God.
            What the hell is a false dimension of God when God is everything jackass?

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            • #21
              Re: I'm a Jehova's Witness whore! I have a virgin cooter, but I do oral for sweaty metalheads!

              Whoah guys why all the hate? She's just voicing an opinion no need to resort to name calling like little school children.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • #22
                Re: I'm a Jehova's Witness whore! I have a virgin cooter, but I do oral for sweaty metalheads!

                Originally posted by fagswillburn View Post
                Whoah guys why all the hate? She's just voicing an opinion no need to resort to name calling like little school children.
                Who asked you? God hates cultists like the Jehovah Witlesses. If you were a Christian, you would know what God thinks about "voicing your opinion."

                Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: I'm a Jehova's Witness whore! I have a virgin cooter, but I do oral for sweaty metalheads!

                  Originally posted by fagswillburn View Post
                  Whoah guys why all the hate? She's just voicing an opinion no need to resort to name calling like little school children.
                  Why are you defending someone who hinted at having cooter reconstructive surgery?



                  15*Whose ways are crooked, and they froward in their paths:

                  16*To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words;

                  17*Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God.

                  18*For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead.

                  19*None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life.

                  20*That thou mayest walk in the way of good men, and keep the paths of the righteous.

                  Proverbs 2;15-20

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                  • #24
                    Re: I'm a Jehova's Witness whore! I have a virgin cooter, but I do oral for sweaty metalheads!

                    Omg the title of this

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                    • #25
                      Re: I'm a Jehova's Witness whore! I have a virgin cooter, but I do oral for sweaty metalheads!

                      Originally posted by tohaovershell View Post
                      Omg the title of this
                      Amazing, isn't it.
                      People come onto our pure and clean forum with a desire to spew perverted thoughts and attempt to woo good, decent folk into lives of deceit, perversion and carnal lust.
                      Where did Jesus touch you, friend?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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