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  • QNancyBoy
    Yearning for Him
    • May 2012
    • 34

    #1

    I repent.

    Hello, My name is John and I am a sinner.

    I have been a sinner my whole life and i realize now, having met True Christians TM that i have not found Jesus in the manner that God has written in the KJV bible.

    I have laid in bed with another man, and perhaps worse, told lies to cover up my philandering ways. I have, however, never denied that Jesus exists and have always thought I had a good relationship with him. So I hope I can be saved. Although my hideous behavior has made me a degenerate god mocker, I want to show Jesus the respect he deserves and stop my sinful ways.

    When I first joined this sight, i was asked what my favorite verse in the bible was, i said it was Romans 12:2 . I guess i thought my gay ways enabled me to dare to be different, but in reality it just disrespected Jesus.

    I have two favorite versus now. The first one being Romans 1:26-27. "For this cause xGod gave them up unto cvile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also dthe men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their elust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." This one serves as a daily reminder of the error in my ways before finding Jesus through the strength this church has taught me.

    Then, my second favorite verse can be found in 1 Peter 2:13-14.

    13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;

    14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.

    For i feel this scripture is telling me to respect my superiors, such as Pastor Ezekiel, Captain A. Portway, Billy Bob Jenkins, Reverend M. Rodimer, James Hutchins, Deaner, and all other True Christians TM.


    Thank you for reading this, or merely allow me to express my desire for forgiveness in one of God's most esteemed places of worship.


    Lastly, I realize my name is cause for great chastisement amongst True Christians TM, and for good reason. Therefore I would like it if you would change my name to QNancyBoy. Thank you.
    Romans 1:26, 27

    26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: I repent.

    Originally posted by QNancyBoy View Post
    Hello, My name is John and I am a sinner.

    Therefore I would like it if you would change my name to QNancyBoy. Thank you.
    Request granted.

    Good luck getting Christ to wash the queer off you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: I repent.

      Nancy, have you thrown all your gay pornography in the trash yet? That would be a good step in the right direction.
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      • QNancyBoy
        Yearning for Him
        • May 2012
        • 34

        #4
        Re: I repent.

        I'm going to burn it later today. I'll post the YouTube video once I get back from Sunday services
        Romans 1:26, 27

        26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: I repent.

          Oh, I will really be looking forward to seeing that!
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          • Christianzionist
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2012
            • 97

            #6
            Re: I repent.

            When are you going to cut your hair, boy? You look like a proud-to-be-queer. Your hairstyle is clearly satanic.


            Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him? But if a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her; for her hair is given to her for a covering.


            1 Corinthians 11:3-15

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12827

              #7
              Re: I repent.

              What are you going to tell the other nancy boys when they call you up and want to go out?

              (I hope you answers includes the word, "scripture".)
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Christianzionist
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2012
                • 97

                #8
                Re: I repent.

                What are you going to do when you have to urinate and see a public restroom, filled with other homosexuals performing ungodly acts? What will you do about tempation for "the glory hole?"

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