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    Sincerest Apologies

    I have been active as a member of these forums for quite a time now, I have been attempting to bring some points for discussion to the table but recently I have received and infraction from a moderator. Apparently I posted a link to a 'satirical' article, I did not realise it was from such a Satanic, God-mocking website. My username has also been changed and I am unaware as to why, I would ever so desire to have it changed back. And to Pastor Ezekiel, never have I claimed to be from the actual Freehold, Iowa; I am not sure which thread I explained why my location is Freehold, but to sum it up, I like to think of my town(Tumut) as being my own little Freehold in Godless Australia.
    I do apologise to all of you here and I hope you can forgive my transgressions, I accept my infraction for posting such an article but at the time I did not realise it was satire.
    Yours in Christ, Brother Malachi
    1 Samuel 18:25,27 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king.
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  • #2
    Re: Sincerest Apologies

    Is this your introduction?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Sincerest Apologies

      Sounds like a lot of backpedaling and weird excuses to me. Do you live in "your own little Freehold" in the same sense that New Agers live by "their own little code of ethics"?
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      • #4
        Re: Sincerest Apologies

        Please tell us your church, your favorite scripture, and where/when Jesus first touched you.

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        • #5
          Re: Sincerest Apologies

          Well the reason I created a thread here was because 'unsaved trash' aren't allowed to start threads anywhere else, I have already completed my introduction, explained my location and favourite verses, I am here to apologise, I have nothing to explain for. I have been a part of these forums for some time now, I dont believe I should still be questioned. I have already outlined my background in previous posts/threads. Thankyou
          1 Samuel 18:25,27 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king.

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          • #6
            Re: Sincerest Apologies

            Originally posted by Malachi Motoma View Post
            Well the reason I created a thread here was because 'unsaved trash' aren't allowed to start threads anywhere else, I have already completed my introduction, explained my location and favourite verses, I am here to apologise, I have nothing to explain for. I have been a part of these forums for some time now, I dont believe I should still be questioned. I have already outlined my background in previous posts/threads. Thankyou
            Which is fair comment but I don't remember seeing your favourite Bible verse, your original Introduction got bogged down because you said you lived in Freehold. Which you don't.

            So what's your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you? The one inspiring me today is:

            Genesis 31:46
            And Jacob said unto his brethren, Gather stones; and they took stones, and made an heap: and they did eat there upon the heap.

            YIC
            Genesis 7:5
            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

            John 8:32
            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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            • #7
              Re: Sincerest Apologies

              Originally posted by Malachi Motoma View Post
              Well the reason I created a thread here was because 'unsaved trash' aren't allowed to start threads anywhere else, I have already completed my introduction, explained my location and favourite verses, I am here to apologise, I have nothing to explain for. I have been a part of these forums for some time now, I dont believe I should still be questioned. I have already outlined my background in previous posts/threads. Thankyou
              Malachi, pride cometh before the fall. Unstiffen the sinews of your thick neck, and let Jesus massage and tenderise your stone heart.

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              • #8
                Re: Sincerest Apologies

                Originally posted by Malachi Motoma View Post
                I dont believe I should still be questioned.
                That's something you have in common with the drunk Mexican I caught on my property last night at two o'clock in the morning.
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                • #9
                  Re: Sincerest Apologies

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  That's something you have in common with the drunk Mexican I caught on my property last night at two o'clock in the morning.
                  Did you convert the little brown papist? Nothing says "come unto me" like a shotgun barrel up the left nostril.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Sincerest Apologies

                    No, there was too much of a language barrier for me to accomplish much inthe way of witnessing, so I restrained him until the Pacifica Police arrived. The arresting officer was bilingual, and I tried to get him to translate while I talked to the perp about Jesus, but the officer was somewhat less than cooperative, citing "other calls" he had to get to.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Sincerest Apologies

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      No, there was too much of a language barrier for me to accomplish much inthe way of witnessing, so I restrained him until the Pacifica Police arrived. The arresting officer was bilingual, and I tried to get him to translate while I talked to the perp about Jesus, but the officer was somewhat less than cooperative, citing "other calls" he had to get to.
                      Just remember the propensity that Mexicans have for robbing and raping, the little banditos.

                      Next time, shoot first and then call the cops. Gods knows his own and will seperate the wheat from the chaff.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Sincerest Apologies

                        Originally posted by Malachi Motoma View Post
                        I have been active as a member of these forums for quite a time now, I have been attempting to bring some points for discussion to the table but recently I have received and infraction from a moderator. Apparently I posted a link to a 'satirical' article, I did not realise it was from such a Satanic, God-mocking website. My username has also been changed and I am unaware as to why, I would ever so desire to have it changed back. And to Pastor Ezekiel, never have I claimed to be from the actual Freehold, Iowa; I am not sure which thread I explained why my location is Freehold, but to sum it up, I like to think of my town(Tumut) as being my own little Freehold in Godless Australia.
                        I do apologise to all of you here and I hope you can forgive my transgressions, I accept my infraction for posting such an article but at the time I did not realise it was satire.
                        Yours in Christ, Brother Malachi
                        If your name was Martha, Jesus would say...

                        "Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things" (Luke 10:41)

                        Make of that what you may.

                        "6For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.7If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? 8But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons." (Hebrews 12:6-8)

                        Make of that what you may.

                        Yours in Him,

                        Pastor Ed

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