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  • Poetic Peter
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    Wow, they do exist. My apologies. I don't patronize fast food establishments so I'm not up-to-date on all the locations were fatties eat.

    There definitely isn't any in Jamaica though.









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  • Arethusa
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
    No Denny's in Canada? I'm sure that these people will be disappointed to learn that.
    Wow, they do exist. My apologies. I don't patronize fast food establishments so I'm not up-to-date on all the locations were fatties eat.

    There definitely isn't any in Jamaica though.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada.
    No Denny's in Canada? I'm sure that these people will be disappointed to learn that.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    Jamaica is a nice place. Mostly.

    Kneeling at His feet in chairs will be very awkward, I would think. (Did you just use a french word pastor? I don't think that's Jesus-approved.)
    No, JESUS hates frenchies, but we sometimes have to send spies to Quebec to prepare for the coming invasion of Canuckistan.

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  • Arethusa
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Jamaica is a nice place. Mostly.

    Kneeling at His feet in chairs will be very awkward, I would think. (Did you just use a french word pastor? I don't think that's Jesus-approved.)

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada. And I don't have any rastafarian friends. Or any that are sex-crazed. I won't even get into the rest. Good lord, kind of people do you know? Do you live in the ghetto?

    JAMAICA and CANADA ?!?!?!? Good lord!

    Sure but I thought it was Jesus' circuitous way of saying, "Mind your own beeswax, just try to reserve your cloud spot before you starting worrying about position and fringe benefits." Which was another way of saying, "You're all gonna be kneeling at my feet so it won't matter."

    No?
    Oui! That's it exactly! Except WE have seats.

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  • Arethusa
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    Smoking a "doobie" behind Denny's on the Lord's Day with your Rastafarian sex-crazed pot fiend "friends" may educate you in carnal ways, but does not count as Sunday School.
    Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada. And I don't have any rastafarian friends. Or any that are sex-crazed. I won't even get into the rest. Good lord, kind of people do you know? Do you live in the ghetto?

    Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou
    You've never read the Bible verses about being greatest or least in the Kingdom of Heaven? Just what do they teach you in Angler-can't Sunday school?
    Sure but I thought it was Jesus' circuitous way of saying, "Mind your own beeswax, just try to reserve your cloud spot before you starting worrying about position and fringe benefits." Which was another way of saying, "You're all gonna be kneeling at my feet so it won't matter."

    No?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.
    You've never read the Bible verses about being greatest or least in the Kingdom of Heaven? Just what do they teach you in Angler-can't Sunday school?

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  • Darren Ingram-Myers
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    "National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"
    That's right — "no more" as in no more sexism. It's nice to see that someone here gets it.

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.
    Smoking a "doobie" behind Denny's on the Lord's Day with your Rastafarian sex-crazed pot fiend "friends" may educate you in carnal ways, but does not count as Sunday School.

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  • Arethusa
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    My Mexican housekeeper, Rosa, was dusting the monitor and started laughing.

    I asked why.

    "NO MAS!" she cackled. "NO MAS!!"

    Not understanding her demon tongue, I thrashed her with my Brooks Brothers belt until her hysterics subsided, and she could explain.

    "National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"

    At this point, I not only understood her humor, but also saw that, though raised by demon Messicans, Rosa has the potential to be Second-Tier Saved(r) as well. This is a good thing; after all, who's going to clean our mansions in Heaven?

    Verily, I witnessed unto Rosa until she fell to her knees and gulped down the sweet love of Jesus!

    Sorry, I seem to have gone off on a tangent. But even Rosa is more of a man than DIM-Bulb over here.
    Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    They all went both ways at the drop of a hat.
    Jesus has suddenly made the connection clear in my mind.

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
    Well, excuse me for not following your chest-thumping, testosterone-fueled vision of what a "real man" should be. Maybe you should check out organizations like the National Organization for Men Against Sexism.
    My Mexican housekeeper, Rosa, was dusting the monitor and started laughing.

    I asked why.

    "NO MAS!" she cackled. "NO MAS!!"

    Not understanding her demon tongue, I thrashed her with my Brooks Brothers belt until her hysterics subsided, and she could explain.

    "National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"

    At this point, I not only understood her humor, but also saw that, though raised by demon Messicans, Rosa has the potential to be Second-Tier Saved(r) as well. This is a good thing; after all, who's going to clean our mansions in Heaven?

    Verily, I witnessed unto Rosa until she fell to her knees and gulped down the sweet love of Jesus!

    Sorry, I seem to have gone off on a tangent. But even Rosa is more of a man than DIM-Bulb over here.

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Haha. I lied. I lie a lot. I'm not 30. If jesus really loved him, then he wouldn't let that happen to him.
    You sound more like you are about 14 or 15 than 30.

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Haha. I lied. I lie a lot. I'm not 30. If jesus really loved him, then he wouldn't let that happen to him.
    I agree with your first three sentences. Now tell us again that you know nothing at all about the "Satan" and "Belial" IDs being used on the forum. You are definitely Belial, but Satan seems a bit too literate and intelligent to be you.

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