[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hi, all.

Wow, they do exist. My apologies. I don't patronize fast food establishments so I'm not up-to-date on all the locations were fatties eat.

There definitely isn't any in Jamaica though.

All locations open 24 hours!

BRITISH COLUMBIA

Vancouver/Lower Mainland

1296 W. Broadway
Vancouver, BC
V6H 1G8
Tel: (604) 731-9033


1098 Davie St.
Vancouver, BC
V6E 1M3
Tel: (604) 689-0509


622 SW Marine Dr.
Vancouver, BC
V6P 5Y1
Tel: (604) 325-3712


888 Burrard St.
Vancouver, BC
V6Z 1X9
Tel: (604) 689-3127


2050 Marine Dr.
North Vancouver, BC
V7P 1Y7
Tel: (604) 980-8210


5605 Kingsway
Burnaby, BC
V5H 2G4
Tel: (604) 434-9016

8487 120th St.
Delta, BC
V4C 6R2
Tel: (604) 590-1717

2325 Ottawa St.
Port Coquitlam, BC
V3B 7N6
Tel: (604) 552-6185


500 Austin Ave.
Coquitlam, BC
V3K 3M7
Tel: (604) 939-6545


8855 – 202nd St.
Langley, BC
V1M 2N9
Tel: (604) 888-6073


Victoria

3100 Douglas St.
Victoria, BC
V8Z 3K2
Tel: (250) 382-3844

Williams Lake

664 Oliver St.
Williams Lake, BC
V2G 1M6
Tel: (250) 398-5343

Prince George

1650 Central St.
Prince George, BC
V2M 3C2
Tel: (250) 562-6723


Vernon

4201 – 32nd St.
Vernon, BC
V1T 5P3
Tel: (250) 542-0079

Terrace

4828 Hwy 16 West
Terrace, BC
V8G 1L6
Tel: (250) 635-2295

Kelowna

2130 Harvey Ave.
Kelowna, BC
V1Y 6G8
(250) 860-1133

Penticton

939 Burnaby Avenue West
Penticton, BC
V2A 1G7
Tel: (250) 490-9390

Cranbrook

405 Cranbrook St.
Cranbrook, BC
V1C 3R5
Tel: (250) 426-8866


Revelstoke

1891 Fraser Dr.
Revelstoke, BC
V0E 2S0
Tel: (250) 837-2034

Kamloops

898 Tranquille Rd.
N. Kamloops, BC
V2B 3J4
Tel: (250) 554-4480

570 Columbia St.
Kamloops, BC
V2C 2V1
Tel: (250) 374-6369

Quesnel

940 Chew Ave. N.
Quesnel, BC
V2J 6R8
Tel: (250) 747-1657



All locations open 24 hours!

ALBERTA

Edmonton

3604 Gateway Blvd.
(formerly known as Calgary Trail Northbound)
Edmonton, AB
T6J 7A9
Tel: (780) 438-3663


5011 – 25th Ave.
Edmonton, AB
T6L 7A7
Tel: (780) 450-3663

17635 Stony Plain Rd.
Edmonton, AB
T5S 1E3
Tel: (780) 487-3663

10803 – 104 Avenue N.W.
Edmonton, AB
T5J 4Z5
Tel: (780) 425-8408

44 – 975 Broadmoor Blvd.
Sherwood Park, AB
T8A 0Z6
Tel: (780) 467-7893

Lethbridge

421 Mayor Magrath Dr.
Lethbridge, AB
T1J 3L8
Tel: (403) 381-9090

Calgary

5015 – 4th Street NE
Calgary, AB
T2K 6K2
Tel: (403) 295-2504


138 Crowfoot Way NW
Calgary, AB
T3G 4M4
Tel: (403) 241-6069

4515 – 25th St. SE
Calgary, AB
T2B 3R9
Tel: (403) 248-0700

7215 Macleod Trail SW
Calgary, AB
T2H 0L8
Tel: (403) 253-4818

2450 16th Ave. NW
Calgary, AB
T2M 0M5
Tel: (403) 282-1001

1804 19th St. NE
Calgary, AB
T2E 4Y8
Tel: (403) 250-7177

Grande Prairie

9805 – 100th St.
Grande Prairie, AB
T8V 6X3
Tel: (780) 513-0103

Red Deer
2940 50th Ave.
Red Deer, AB
T4R 1M4
Tel: (403) 348-5040


SASKATCHEWAN

Regina

1800 East Victoria Ave.
Regina, SK
S4N 6E6
Tel: (306) 949-2449

Saskatoon

310 Circle Drive West
Saskatoon, SK
S7L 2Y5
Tel: (306) 653-7700

ONTARIO

NIAGARA FALLS

5905 Victoria Ave.
Niagara Falls, ON
L2G 3L8
Tel: (905) 356-3861

7280 Lundy's Lane
Niagara Falls, ON
L2G 1W2
Tel: (905) 357-7615

6361 Fallsview Blvd.
Niagara Falls, ON
L2G 3V9
Tel: (905) 357-0144

MISSISSAUGA

40 Courtney Park Drive East
Mississauga, ON
L5T 2Y3
Tel: (905) 565-6161

KINGSTON

33 Benson St.
Kingston, ON
K7K 5W2
Tel: (613) 547-9744

670 Gardiners Rd.
Kingston, ON
K7M 3X9
Tel: (613) 634-6220

OTTAWA

2208 S Keys Shopping Centre
Ottawa, ON
K1V 1J6
Tel: (613) 731-4828

BELLEVILLE

398 North Front St.
Belleville, ON
K8P 3C9
Tel: (613) 962-6634

BRAMPTON

2452 Queen St. East
Brampton, ON
L6S 5X9
Tel: (905) 791-8168

WHITBY

75 Consumers Lane
Whitby, ON
L1N 9S2
Tel: (905) 430-6816

NEPEAN

1380 Clyde Ave.
Nepean, ON
K2G 1Y7
Tel: (613) 226-9277

PICKERING

1360 Kingston Rd.
Pickering, ON
L1V 3B4
Tel: (905) 837-1122

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

No Denny's in Canada? I'm sure that these people will be disappointed to learn that.

Wow, they do exist. My apologies. I don't patronize fast food establishments so I'm not up-to-date on all the locations were fatties eat.

There definitely isn't any in Jamaica though.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hi, all.

Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada.

No Denny's in Canada? I'm sure that these people will be disappointed to learn that.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi, all.

Jamaica is a nice place. Mostly.

Kneeling at His feet in chairs will be very awkward, I would think. (Did you just use a french word pastor? I don't think that's Jesus-approved.)

No, JESUS hates frenchies, but we sometimes have to send spies to Quebec to prepare for the coming invasion of Canuckistan.

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

Jamaica is a nice place. Mostly.

Kneeling at His feet in chairs will be very awkward, I would think. (Did you just use a french word pastor? I don't think that's Jesus-approved.)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi, all.

Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada. And I don't have any rastafarian friends. Or any that are sex-crazed. I won't even get into the rest. Good lord, kind of people do you know? Do you live in the ghetto?

JAMAICA and CANADA ?!?!?!? Good lord!

Sure but I thought it was Jesus' circuitous way of saying, "Mind your own beeswax, just try to reserve your cloud spot before you starting worrying about position and fringe benefits." Which was another way of saying, "You're all gonna be kneeling at my feet so it won't matter."

No?

Oui! That's it exactly! Except WE have seats.

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

Smoking a "doobie" behind Denny's on the Lord's Day with your Rastafarian sex-crazed pot fiend "friends" may educate you in carnal ways, but does not count as Sunday School.

Denny's? We don't have that crappy fastfood place in Jamaica or Canada. And I don't have any rastafarian friends. Or any that are sex-crazed. I won't even get into the rest. Good lord, kind of people do you know? Do you live in the ghetto?

You've never read the Bible verses about being greatest or least in the Kingdom of Heaven? Just what do they teach you in Angler-can't Sunday school?

Sure but I thought it was Jesus' circuitous way of saying, "Mind your own beeswax, just try to reserve your cloud spot before you starting worrying about position and fringe benefits." Which was another way of saying, "You're all gonna be kneeling at my feet so it won't matter."

No?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hi, all.

Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.

You've never read the Bible verses about being greatest or least in the Kingdom of Heaven? Just what do they teach you in Angler-can't Sunday school?

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Hi, all.

"National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"

That's right — "no more" as in no more sexism. It's nice to see that someone here gets it.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.

Smoking a "doobie" behind Denny's on the Lord's Day with your Rastafarian sex-crazed pot fiend "friends" may educate you in carnal ways, but does not count as Sunday School.

[Arethusa]

Re: Hi, all.

My Mexican housekeeper, Rosa, was dusting the monitor and started laughing.

I asked why.

"NO MAS!" she cackled. "NO MAS!!"

Not understanding her demon tongue, I thrashed her with my Brooks Brothers belt until her hysterics subsided, and she could explain.

"National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"

At this point, I not only understood her humor, but also saw that, though raised by demon Messicans, Rosa has the potential to be Second-Tier Saved(r) as well. This is a good thing; after all, who's going to clean our mansions in Heaven?

Verily, I witnessed unto Rosa until she fell to her knees and gulped down the sweet love of Jesus!

Sorry, I seem to have gone off on a tangent. But even Rosa is more of a man than DIM-Bulb over here.

Second tier? They are tiers now? I don't remember hearing about tiers at Sunday School.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

They all went both ways at the drop of a hat.

Jesus has suddenly made the connection clear in my mind.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=18174&postcount=4

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

Well, excuse me for not following your chest-thumping, testosterone-fueled vision of what a "real man" should be. Maybe you should check out organizations like the National Organization for Men Against Sexism.

My Mexican housekeeper, Rosa, was dusting the monitor and started laughing.

I asked why.

"NO MAS!" she cackled. "NO MAS!!"

Not understanding her demon tongue, I thrashed her with my Brooks Brothers belt until her hysterics subsided, and she could explain.

"National Organization for Men Against Sexism. NOMAS. In the Espanol, 'no mas' mean 'no more'!"

At this point, I not only understood her humor, but also saw that, though raised by demon Messicans, Rosa has the potential to be Second-Tier Saved(r) as well. This is a good thing; after all, who's going to clean our mansions in Heaven?

Verily, I witnessed unto Rosa until she fell to her knees and gulped down the sweet love of Jesus!

Sorry, I seem to have gone off on a tangent. But even Rosa is more of a man than DIM-Bulb over here.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

Haha. I lied. I lie a lot. I'm not 30. If jesus really loved him, then he wouldn't let that happen to him.

You sound more like you are about 14 or 15 than 30.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

Haha. I lied. I lie a lot. I'm not 30. If jesus really loved him, then he wouldn't let that happen to him.

I agree with your first three sentences. Now tell us again that you know nothing at all about the "Satan" and "Belial" IDs being used on the forum. You are definitely Belial, but Satan seems a bit too literate and intelligent to be you.