[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hi, all.

Look, I know the Bible is the word of God!

But you cannot prove it like that. Your "proofs" can be used by any religion.

I fail to see how those false religions could use the arguement "since our holy document is not the KJV1611 Bible it is therefore false" to back up their religion.

[tommy]

Re: Hi, all.

Look, I know the Bible is the word of God!

But you cannot prove it like that. Your "proofs" can be used by any religion.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

No, it doesn't make sense and you know it.

It makes perfect sense! The Bible is the Word of God. Anything not the Bible is NOT the Word of God.

Very simple, even your canine mind should comprehend it easily.

Let me try an analogy that's more puppy-friendly:

Imagine, if you would, a fine Porterhouse steak in your doggie bowl. Cooked rare, with juice dribbling into the bowl. It smells delightful, and you can't wait to gobble it up.

Next to it is a cat-food bowl filled with some nasty fishy-smelling kibble stuff. It's all mushy because somebody poured camel urine on it.

One of the two bowls has steak in it. The other has something that is not steak in it.

The Bible is filled with the Word of God, which is to your soul as delightful as that Porterhouse steak is to your mouth. The other book is filled with words not of God, and are similar to your soul as mushy, camel-urine-soaked fishy cat food would be for dinner.

I hope this helps, before one of the Pastors sees the mess you made on the rug and goes after you with a rolled-up newspaper!

[tommy]

Re: Hi, all.

The Koran is NOT the BIBLE. That's the proof!

The Bible is the complete and unalterable Word of God. Therefore, the Koran, not being the Bible, is NOT the Word of God.

Make sense?

Deuteronomy 4:2

Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

No, it doesn't make sense and you know it.

As I said, I believe the Bible.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

And what proof have you that the Koran is not the Word of God?

The Koran is NOT the BIBLE. That's the proof!

The Bible is the complete and unalterable Word of God. Therefore, the Koran, not being the Bible, is NOT the Word of God.

Make sense?

Deuteronomy 4:2

Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

[tommy]

Re: Hi, all.

And what proof have you that the Bible is not the Word of God? Absolutely none.

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And what proof have you that the Koran is not the Word of God?

I personally believe in the Bible.

[Poetic Peter]

Hellion

not for measles
not for mumps

QUARANTINED

for infractive frumps

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hi, all.

And what proof have you that the Bible is not the Word of God? Absolutely none.

True Christians™: 1
Godless Heathens: 0

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

II Tim 3:16-- "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."

You know the bible's real because it says so in the bible...That's intelligent....(sarcasm)

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hi, all.

Why are you so sure the bible is correct?

II Tim 3:16-- "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

No you're not. You're completely obsessed with it. I have never been a prostitute or a whore. And regardless who the person is, you either call them gay, a prostitute, or a whore when in all reality you have no idea what or who they really are. And you never answered my question as to what your DOF knows about my Clowny.

Nonsense, we don't call Moonflower gay a prostitute or a whore. And the words have a figurative meaning too, but that may be a bit complicated for you. It is very easy to tell from a few posts what sort of person one is dealing with. We have had plenty of experience at it. I grant you that you will never be a very successful whore technically. You are the sort of woman who would have to pay the men. But the principle is the same, buying men's bodies to slake your unsatiable carnal lusts is every bit as bad as selling your own. Many would consider it worse.

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

Gladly!

Ephesians 5:22-24-- "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything."

I think that one is as plain as day. As for lesbianism...

Romans 1:26-27-- "Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion."

Clearly, the claims that the Bible ignores girl-on-girl sodomy (and sodomy it is) are a blatant falsehood. God reserves the same penalty for lesbians as he does for fags--namely, misery on Earth and eternal torment in Hell.

Why are you so sure the bible is correct?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hi, all.

Gladly!

Ephesians 5:22-24-- "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything."

I think that one is as plain as day. As for lesbianism...

Romans 1:26-27-- "Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion."

Clearly, the claims that the Bible ignores girl-on-girl sodomy (and sodomy it is) are a blatant falsehood. God reserves the same penalty for lesbians as he does for fags--namely, misery on Earth and eternal torment in Hell.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

Your Clowny? Even if you were married to him, it would be YOU who were HIS property. That you even think to suggest otherwise indicates to me that, indeed, you are most likely a lesbian--or, at the very least, someone whose confusion about her gender identity could lead her in the direction of the unspeakable acts against which the Lord so contemptuously levies his rage.

Repent, dyke, or damnation shall be yours.

Surely there are some lines of Scripture that would support your statements to Miss Hellmouth, correct? I've taken the liberty of highlighting a couple of phrases regarding which she would doubtless appreciate some Biblical enlightenment.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hi, all.

Your Clowny? Even if you were married to him, it would be YOU who were HIS property. That you even think to suggest otherwise indicates to me that, indeed, you are most likely a lesbian--or, at the very least, someone whose confusion about her gender identity could lead her in the direction of the unspeakable acts against which the Lord so contemptuously levies his rage.

Repent, dyke, or damnation shall be yours.