[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

I noticed that you didn't deny that your friend clownyboy puts his hands on strange men's rear ends in public toilets. It seems that the DOF has hit pay dirt once again.

We don't approve of sodomite clowns. Clownyboy's DOF file includes information about his membership in an orgiastic coven of perverts. There is even an organized effort to shut them down.

Clown's straight. And he's not a porn star. I'm a little awed to why you'd go around looking for Clown pornography to begin with, but that's your business. Not mine. Also, Clown doesn't go around grabbing guy's butts, or any other male body part for that matter.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, all.

Clown has longer hair than that, and he's bigger. Also, he doesn't like ICP. So I doubt that's him. And Clown is far from retarded, or funny for that matter. Although he's blatant and prefers swearing continuously as opose to reciting bible versus, he's a great debator.

I noticed that you didn't deny that your friend clownyboy puts his hands on strange men's rear ends in public toilets. It seems that the DOF has hit pay dirt once again.

We don't approve of sodomite clowns. Clownyboy's DOF file includes information about his membership in an orgiastic coven of perverts. There is even an organized effort to shut them down.

[Student of Landover]

Re: Hi, all.

Clown has longer hair than that, and he's bigger. Also, he doesn't like ICP. So I doubt that's him. And Clown is far from retarded, or funny for that matter. Although he's blatant and prefers swearing continuously as opose to reciting bible versus, he's a great debator.

Anybody who really needs to swear continuously cannot be a "great debator". It says little for his debating skills.

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

And you can't argue with a clown either. It's like picking on a retard. Sure its fun for awhile, but it gets to be boring and repititious pretty quickly.

Plus, we got a recent photo of your buddy from the Department Of Faith. He looks like a homer from here.

Clown has longer hair than that, and he's bigger. Also, he doesn't like ICP. So I doubt that's him. And Clown is far from retarded, or funny for that matter. Although he's blatant and prefers swearing continuously as opose to reciting bible versus, he's a great debator.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hi, all.

Ixi left? Or did you kick her out... If you miss the debate, then why not free a debater? You can't argue without someone to argue with.

Friend,

We fear no debate! With Christ on our side we are the master debaters! Your' clown army won't save you friend.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

Ixi left? Or did you kick her out... If you miss the debate, then why not free a debater? You can't argue without someone to argue with.

If we wish to debate, we will converse with a master debater, not an imbecile like your Killer Klown, the Outed Spazz.

Other than intelligent debate with those seeking to share well-considered views, we are here to help the unsaved understand where they're headed and the Option available to them.

Unlike a stock option, this Option is guaranteed to appreciate. Yet Salvation is free to all who wish to possess it! All it requires is unquestioning, unwavering faith in God's Word, as dictated to the scribes of King James in 1611.

Some will doubtless bring up tithing; however, the requirement to financially support this, God's One True Holy Church, is included in God's Word. Those who truly believe will joyously tithe, to further the Lord's work.


Now, perhaps if you were to ask a question in an intelligent manner which respects our intelligence -- by thinking about what you want to discuss, paying attention to your grammar and spelling, and assembling a coherent query or point of concern to share -- you'd find your postings replied to with more intelligent answers.

If instead you choose to rant like a lunatic or a child, you will continue to be treated as such.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hi, all.

But do you actually think that the bible was written by THEE god? Or even if it was, the bible that was written by THEE god was translated hundreds of times.

Unless you're addressing God directly, and using the objective case of "thou" (in which case you want to insert a comma between "thee" and "God"), I suspect the word you're looking for is "the." If you have to mispell words, try not to draw attention to the fact by capitalising them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, all.

Ixi left? Or did you kick her out... If you miss the debate, then why not free a debater? You can't argue without someone to argue with.

And you can't argue with a clown either. It's like picking on a retard. Sure its fun for awhile, but it gets to be boring and repititious pretty quickly.

Plus, we got a recent photo of your buddy from the Department Of Faith. He looks like a homer from here.

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

Yes, and we miss Icky! I suspect that YOU or your homer boyfriend Klunky the Klown scared her away.

Ixi left? Or did you kick her out... If you miss the debate, then why not free a debater? You can't argue without someone to argue with.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi, all.

I understand I'm not on my own turf, but think about this: Without people like Clown, Ixi, Rachel Van Hellsing, Darren, and I, you'll have no one to actually discuss your religion with. All you'll have talk about is how much you hate everything and everyone that doesn't agree with you, and you probably do enough of that at church. To argue with us will either strengthen your religious beliefs or possibly change your views on the world. Or, you just might change our views. This is a debate, and that's why we're here.

Yes, and we miss Icky! I suspect that YOU or your homer boyfriend Klunky the Klown scared her away.

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

For someone who is not your boyfriend, you go on about him an awful lot. You are sure that you are not a little bit sweet on him? How do you young people put it? Have the hots for him?
Haha. No, he's much too old for me. He just keeps complaining about being in quarantine, so I feel obliged to help him out. He promises not to insult or threaten you if you let him out.

You are on our boards and you will treat us with respect or go back into quarantine. Have you read your rights up the top there?
For the most part, I do treat others with respect. I do my best at holding back my crudest comments for your sake. As does Clown.

You are like a guest in our home. Get it -- you are on our boards, not in a public place. You don't seem to realise that, do you. Gee even someone like old Rachael Von Hellhound can understand that.

I understand I'm not on my own turf, but think about this: Without people like Clown, Ixi, Rachel Van Hellsing, Darren, and I, you'll have no one to actually discuss your religion with. All you'll have talk about is how much you hate everything and everyone that doesn't agree with you, and you probably do enough of that at church. To argue with us will either strengthen your religious beliefs or possibly change your views on the world. Or, you just might change our views. This is a debate, and that's why we're here.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hi, all.

Pastor Al is our Chief Pastor and has final say -- that he often reduces himself to just another voter in the system is just yet another indication of his sweet and humble nature.

Excellent point Brother! Pastor Al is the very picture of Christian modesty and that is why he is our leader. Pastor Al's kindly and forgiving nature is not for the likes of Hellion-on-wheels to take advantage of.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

He hasn't had the ability to do anything wrong, whereas they've put him in quarantine the vast majority of the time he's been on these forums.

And why are you trying to jump in on something you know little about and have never commented on until now? It's between me, Clown, and Eno. And apparently Al.

That's right and I am proud of the fact that the system seems to be working well, and hasn't to this day caught an innocent person -- hasn't caught anyone who didn't deserve to be in quarantine.

And just because I am looking after aspects of the registration process doesn't mean that I outrank any other Admin here or that they don't have as much say as I do in who goes into quarantine and who comes out. Both admins and mods here can voice opinions and vote for particular actions. In fact TCs like StudofLand can voice opinions and be listened to too. In the main there is scarcely ever a formal vote because a decision is usually arrived at by consensus long before that.

Pastor Al is our Chief Pastor and has final say -- that he often reduces himself to just another voter in the system is just yet another indication of his sweet and humble nature.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

God has nothing to do with it.



Who are you to judge? Clown never did anything wrong except defend his honor. What's wrong with that? And who are you to say we're annoying when you obviously know nothing about me or Clown?

Defend his honor! Yobbos like Clown Boy don't have any honor. Gentlemen have honor, not yobbos.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

First of all, he's not my boyfriend. He's too old for me, and we're just good friends...sort of.

Secondly, you never treated me or Clown with respect. Why should we treat you with respect?

Thirdly, Clown never threatened Al. He just insulted him. Al insulted Clown first by throwing him in quarantine for basically no reason, and Clowny tends to get a little testy when he's being insulted or wrongly accused.

For someone who is not your boyfriend, you go on about him an awful lot. You are sure that you are not a little bit sweet on him? How do you young people put it? Have the hots for him?

You are on our boards and you will treat us with respect or go back into quarantine. Have you read your rights up the top there?

You are like a guest in our home. Get it -- you are on our boards, not in a public place. You don't seem to realise that, do you. Gee even someone like old Rachael Von Hellhound can understand that.