I'm glad she's gone. She made me cry when I said bedtime prayers with my children because I kept thinking of her poor mother, sobbing over her lost, haughty child.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
I'm glad she's gone. She made me cry when I said bedtime prayers with my children because I kept thinking of her poor mother, sobbing over her lost, haughty child.
Poor GayLarry. I hope s/he comes to his/her senses, picks a gender, and finds his/her way to God.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Hello, my name is Jade. I will start off by saying that I am agnostic,
No offence intended Jade, but is an agnostic the same as a "gag-nostic"? You know, the people who immediately puke up what they have just eaten?? If they answer is yes, I think you should get some help. Can you imagine the embarrassement if you up-chucked on the Pastor's shiny new Sunday shoes??
Try to talk to somebody else if you are too embarrassmed to talk to the Pastor. You might be in a hurry and heave all over his new suit.
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