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  • RayJay
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2012
    • 1

    #1

    Greetings from the Unholy Kingdom

    Hello, true believers!

    I am new to this forum, so let me tell you a little about myself, my past, and what has brought me here.

    My name is Raymond (but you can all call me Ray), I'm 25 from England, and for the last 5 months have been living without sin.

    However, as you can see, that's not that long. I used to sin. I lost my Christian beliefs, ideals and values, and turned from God and Jesus, and instead found solace in Satanic ways. I partook in fornication, multiple sexual encounters, drug taking and drunken revelry. (Thank The Lord that He saw fit to save me from sodomy, else I doubt my soul will ever be saved.)

    But thanks to the efforts of my best friend, and the teachings of The Good Book and Jesus Christ, I was able to turn from my sinful ways and embrace The Lord once again.

    I know it will be a long road back to salvation in the eyes of God, but I hope that with support, I can make it into the Kingdom of Heaven. So it's my great pleasure to say "Hi, forum" and I hope that, in due time, I will be welcomed into this fine flock.

    Ray.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Greetings from the Unholy Kingdom

    Hello Raymond!

    I gotta tell you, when I saw "unholy kingdom" in the title, I thought we had someone from the vatican.



    What's your favorite Bible verse, friend?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Greetings from the Unholy Kingdom

      Welcome Ray! It is nice to finally meet the one decent person from your country. We all knew there had to be one. Did you know, I met a polite (at least he seemed so) nigra once? I did keep my hand on the butt of my HK 9mm semi the whole though, as I am sure you understand.
      Tell me Ray, has Jesus blessed you with any sons or cursed your wife with any daughters?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • SavedByTheBlood1611
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        • Jun 2012
        • 15

        #4
        Re: Greetings from the Unholy Kingdom

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Welcome Ray! It is nice to finally meet the one decent person from your country. We all knew there had to be one. Did you know, I met a polite (at least he seemed so) nigra once? I did keep my hand on the butt of my HK 9mm semi the whole though, as I am sure you understand.
        Tell me Ray, has Jesus blessed you with any sons or cursed your wife with any daughters?
        I would have had my hand on my HK as well.
        Leading my household in the name of Jesus.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Greetings from the Unholy Kingdom

          Hello Ray! I'm so glad Jesus led you out of that life of sin. I too am a former drug user and fornicator, so I know how good it feels to finally put that nonsense behind you. Tell us, just how bad was your fornicating? Did you have more than one partner at the same time? What about porn? Did you and your multiple partners sit and watch porno movies prior to engaging in your little group sessions? What were the titles of these films?
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Greetings from the Unholy Kingdom

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Hello Raymond!

            I gotta tell you, when I saw "unholy kingdom" in the title, I thought we had someone from the vatican.
            I was thinking Disneyland.

            Welcome, Ex-Gay Ray!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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