[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I just have one question about marriage that I have searched for but couldn't find.

Is it okay to enjoy sex with your spouse?

If your husband allows it, sure. But I preach against such liberal practices, because selfish ideas like "enjoyment" lead to other selfish ideas like feminaziism, witchcraft, lezbeanism and so on.

Better to do your duty, get it over with, and pop out as many future soldiers for Christ that you can.

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I just have one question about marriage that I have searched for but couldn't find.

Is it okay to enjoy sex with your spouse?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

It's not what I believe. But Catholics believe that the dead saints are in Heaven and are watching over us, they can pray for us and talk to God about helping us.

Oh, have you abandoned Catholicism? Wonderful!!

That is great news, dear. Have you met my friend and all-powerful Master, Jesus?

[Angelie]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Catholics believe that the dead saints are in Heaven and are watching over us, they can pray for us and talk to God about helping us.

Those dead "saints" can't pray for us and they can't talk to God- they're in HELL. They are idols in the Catholic Church, and God has a very strong stance on idolatry-
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. (Exodus 20:4)

Turn you not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God. (Leviticus 19:4)

Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen. (Deuteronomy 27:15)

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Please explain your contention that Mary is "in Heaven" and can "pray for you" in light of Ecclesiastes 9:5.

Thanks!

It's not what I believe. But Catholics believe that the dead saints are in Heaven and are watching over us, they can pray for us and talk to God about helping us.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

She's in Heaven, and everyone in Heaven can still pray. We just ask for her to pray for us.

Please explain your contention that Mary is "in Heaven" and can "pray for you" in light of Ecclesiastes 9:5.

Thanks!

[Angelie]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Wow. I just talked to my boyfriend about it, and he wants to get married. I guess I should listen to you all more often.

See? When you do what is advised by the children of God, things go well! I hope you have a great wedding and a happy marriage serving your husband and serving God!

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Wow. I just talked to my boyfriend about it, and he wants to get married. I guess I should listen to you all more often.

[Angelie]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I really shouldn't tell him to hurry up and marry me. It might scare him off, and I won't get married as soon as you would like me to

You should never disagree with a True Christian. They are the voice of God here on Earth!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I really shouldn't tell him to hurry up and marry me. It might scare him off, and I won't get married as soon as you would like me to

Cranky Old Man is a paragon of True Christianity(tm): what he likes is a reflection of what God likes, I expect

You need to listen to him, think about what he says and follow it exactly.

Think on!

YIC

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Tell him to hurry. Women need guidance. Especially with death fathers.

I really shouldn't tell him to hurry up and marry me. It might scare him off, and I won't get married as soon as you would like me to

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I don't know. He hasn't asked me to marry him yet. We've only known each other for a short while. I'm sure he will at the right time.

Tell him to hurry. Women need guidance. Especially with death fathers.

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I am glad to hear that. I almost went to Jesus there.

When are you getting married?

I don't know. He hasn't asked me to marry him yet. We've only known each other for a short while. I'm sure he will at the right time.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

He approves.

I am glad to hear that. I almost went to Jesus there.

When are you getting married?

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Please tell your fiancee what you are doing here now! You need to start obeying your soon-to-be husband and he clearly needs to spend more time watching your every move. You are clear proof that women cannot control themselves when there isn't a man around.

He approves.