[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

No, he's never been inside my bedroom, which is where I keep my computer.

Please tell your fiancee what you are doing here now! You need to start obeying your soon-to-be husband and he clearly needs to spend more time watching your every move. You are clear proof that women cannot control themselves when there isn't a man around.

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Does your fiancee check your ramblings before you post them here?

No, he's never been inside my bedroom, which is where I keep my computer.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Anna, I must say that you are acting much more sensibly than you were this morning. I know that sometimes the love we show newcomers can be a little overwhelming, but I think you just might be strong enough to bask in the Glory of Jesus forever.



Read your Bible, listen to the True Christians(tm) here, and dangit see about getting betrothed!

YiC,

Zech

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

He is a good straight Christian man.

Does your fiancee check your ramblings before you post them here?

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

If he is a good Christian (nice means accurate, for goodness sake) why are you not wed and pregnant?

Is he, shall we say, limp wristed?

YIC

He is a good straight Christian man.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm currently dating a nice Christian man. If it works out, we may get married.

If he is a good Christian (nice means accurate, for goodness sake) why are you not wed and pregnant?

Is he, shall we say, limp wristed?

YIC

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm sure God is waiting for the right time to present me to my husband.

Nonsense. God has already selected your husband, but you are refusing to do your part. Go to your Pastor as soon as possible and get this fixed! A death father is never an excuse to disobey the Holy Bible.


1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

What is stopping you from attracting a virile young Christian man?

Are you queer, fat or ugly? If not the Bible very clearly says you should wed and produce strapping young sons.

What's the problem?

YIC

I'm currently dating a nice Christian man. If it works out, we may get married.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm sure God is waiting for the right time to present me to my husband.

What is stopping you from attracting a virile young Christian man?

Are you queer, fat or ugly? If not the Bible very clearly says you should wed and produce strapping young sons.

What's the problem?

YIC

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

You clearly need a husband to guide you through life, fast! Isn't there a male role model in your family or a Pastor who can get you a husband as soon as possible?

I'm sure God is waiting for the right time to present me to my husband.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm not, I just haven't found my future husband yet. My father passed away last August.

You clearly need a husband to guide you through life, fast! Isn't there a male role model in your family or a Pastor who can get you a husband as soon as possible?

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Wrong! There are no horrible Christians. There are only horrible false Christians!

Why are you delaying doing God's work?


Does your father proofread your posts before you post them?

I'm not, I just haven't found my future husband yet.

My father passed away last August.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

just like there are horrible people involved in every faith

Wrong! There are no horrible Christians. There are only horrible false Christians!

I'm not married yet.

Why are you delaying doing God's work?


Does your father proofread your posts before you post them?

[AnnaLena]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Saving your virginity for your priest?



Except for all the parts about salvation through faith, right?

I'm saving my virginity for the man God chooses for me.

I believe in salvation through faith, I mentioned this several times in the above thread.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

I'm not married yet.

Saving your virginity for your priest?

I believe every last word of the Bible.

Except for all the parts about salvation through faith, right?