HELLO!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HELLO!

I am a witch who has joined your forum mostly to stare in disbelief but maybe to come to some sense. I wear a pentacle rather than a cross. I enjoy having moonlit rituals and eating all the bread and wine in church on the rare occasions I have to go.

I hope you'll accept me and my love for lesbian porn with open arms!

[Didymus Much]

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Well, I love Satan. He's a cool dude. I'm sure he never gets cold or offers anyone the cold shoulder like God

Where do you get your information about Satan?

...But God says I cannot lie...

Where?

...Aren't Christians supposed to be good and kind?...

Define "good" and "kind".

... At least, that's what I learned in bible school...

Ah, Bible school. Where they rip out most of the Bible (because it doesn't conform to our modern "sensibilities"), and misread most of what's left.

Want to learn about God of the Bible? Read the Bible. See what's really in there.

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

[jocelyndubroy]

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Isn't it a sin to lie? Here's something better then!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: HELLO!

I am a witch who has joined your forum mostly to stare in disbelief but maybe to come to some sense. I wear a pentacle rather than a cross. I enjoy having moonlit rituals and eating all the bread and wine in church on the rare occasions I have to go.

I hope you'll accept me and my love for lesbian porn with open arms!

Jocelyn, I would welcome you and love you like a neighbor, if only you were my neighbor. Unfortunately, you are just some random internet troll with no True Christian(tm) credibility or reputation.

Luke 10:25-37

King James Version (KJV)

25 And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
26 He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
28 And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.
29 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
30 And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
31 And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
32 And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
33 But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
34 And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
35 And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
36 Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
37 And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

Someday, I pray, you will stop hating God and come to fulfill the conditions necessary to receive His unconditional love. Maybe one day you will forgive yourself for being a wicker-picker, and accept Christ's forgiveness, made possible by His temporary sacrifice.

Your Satanic heart is engorged with the blood of Christian children. Repent before it is too late and Jesus lovingly tosses into Hell like you deserve!

It's nice to meet you. Would you be interested in hearing more of my Christian testimony?

[jocelyndubroy]

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Oh Jesus, so wonderful, had more DISCIPLES than whores surrounding him. But God says I cannot lie and my signature is great!

I'm here so y'all can enlighten me. Aren't Christians supposed to be good and kind? At least, that's what I learned in bible school. Y'all certainly are, throwing around Godly advice like they're candy.

[Nobar King]

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If this was funny I would laugh but you're not funny. You're sad.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Well, I love Satan. He's a cool dude. I'm sure he never gets cold or offers anyone the cold shoulder like God

Go away you vile lesbo

People like you break up families, ruin lives, cause suicide, destroy careers, end relationships, attract bears, the list goes on.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature

You people make me sic to my stomach

All the best.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Well, I love Satan. He's a cool dude. I'm sure he never gets cold or offers anyone the cold shoulder like God

Why are you here slut? What makes you think we care about little devil worshipping whores like you?

[jocelyndubroy]

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Well, I love Satan. He's a cool dude. I'm sure he never gets cold or offers anyone the cold shoulder like God

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HELLO!

I am a witch who has joined your forum mostly to stare in disbelief but maybe to come to some sense. I wear a pentacle rather than a cross. I enjoy having moonlit rituals and eating all the bread and wine in church on the rare occasions I have to go.

I hope you'll accept me and my love for lesbian porn with open arms!

No, but satan will.

[Pim Pendergast]

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I'd like to share a Scripture with you: "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" (Ex 22:18).

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I am a witch who has joined your forum mostly to stare in disbelief but maybe to come to some sense. I wear a pentacle rather than a cross. I enjoy having moonlit rituals and eating all the bread and wine in church on the rare occasions I have to go.

I hope you'll accept me and my love for lesbian porn with open arms!

No.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Please.

You know full well why you are here.

Repent. Take off the pentangle, put away your heathen ways, get down on your knees and pray to Jesus that He washes you clean in His sweet, sweet blood.

And stop being gay.

YIC

[jocelyndubroy]

I am a witch who has joined your forum mostly to stare in disbelief but maybe to come to some sense. I wear a pentacle rather than a cross. I enjoy having moonlit rituals and eating all the bread and wine in church on the rare occasions I have to go.

I hope you'll accept me and my love for lesbian porn with open arms!