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  • Martin Humer
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    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2012
    • 9

    #1

    PorNo

    Dear Landover Baptist Church Forum,

    I go to church at Natternbach, Oberösterreich (Austria/Germany). There are no homos in the church, but they are some homos in our nice country from foreign countries. I fight non christian behavior (porno i.e. sex education, homos, arts).

    der Segen sei mit euch,

    M. Humer
    All these brides of Christ and disciples have embraced the state of virginity, because of the configuration to Christ the Bridegroom, which conformed to the status of these virgin souls.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: PorNo

    Originally posted by Martin Humer View Post
    Dear Landover Baptist Church Forum,

    I go to church at Natternbach, Oberösterreich (Austria/Germany). There are no homos in the church, but they are some homos in our nice country from foreign countries. I fight non christian behavior (porno i.e. sex education, homos, arts).

    der Segen sei mit euch,

    M. Humer
    How can a city be in Australia AND Germany? That's insane.

    Now, I know you dutch people are good at following orders (wink! wink!) so please try to follow the instructions above:

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Martin Humer
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      Under Investigation
      • Jul 2012
      • 9

      #3
      Re: PorNo

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      How can a city be in Australia AND Germany? That's insane.

      Now, I know you dutch people are good at following orders (wink! wink!) so please try to follow the instructions above:

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      It should belong to germany but germany is devided into several "coutries". I'm NOT dutch, they are a good race but I AM GERMAN. I'm already saved but i see my homeland on the direct way to hell.



      grüß gott,

      M.Homer
      All these brides of Christ and disciples have embraced the state of virginity, because of the configuration to Christ the Bridegroom, which conformed to the status of these virgin souls.

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      • Martin Humer
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        • Jul 2012
        • 9

        #4
        Re: PorNo

        Zechariah Smyth sounds jewish??ß?
        All these brides of Christ and disciples have embraced the state of virginity, because of the configuration to Christ the Bridegroom, which conformed to the status of these virgin souls.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: PorNo

          Welcome Hummer. What verse from the KJV most aptly suits your concept of todays issues facing the children of heathens?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: PorNo

            Originally posted by Martin Humer View Post
            Zechariah Smyth sounds jewish??ß?
            Hey Marty, are you racist? Sure sounds like it.

            I know you dutch bastards overworked literally hundreds of joos to death back in WW2, but we do not tolerate racism here at Landover.



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Martin Humer
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              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2012
              • 9

              #7
              Re: PorNo

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Hey Marty, are you racist? Sure sounds like it.

              I know you dutch bastards overworked literally hundreds of joos to death back in WW2, but we do not tolerate racism here at Landover.



              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
              No i'm not racist, it was just a question. Nothing to be afraid of.
              All these brides of Christ and disciples have embraced the state of virginity, because of the configuration to Christ the Bridegroom, which conformed to the status of these virgin souls.

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              • FreeFromBrains
                Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                • May 2012
                • 389

                #8
                Re: PorNo

                Originally posted by Martin Humer View Post
                No i'm not racist, it was just a question. Nothing to be afraid of.
                You look racist.

                Nazi.

                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: PorNo

                  I just got the 'QikFaqs' from the DoF. Marty is from Berlin. So far he checks out.

                  Nothing worse that a person who is not who he claims to be, right Mr. Hummer?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Martin Humer
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 9

                    #10
                    Re: PorNo

                    Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                    You look racist.

                    Nazi.

                    i look very normal you mini brain!

                    and i'm from germany and i'm german, Anne Frankly, i dont hide.
                    All these brides of Christ and disciples have embraced the state of virginity, because of the configuration to Christ the Bridegroom, which conformed to the status of these virgin souls.

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                    • Martin Humer
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: PorNo

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      I just got the 'QikFaqs' from the DoF. Marty is from Berlin. So far he checks out.

                      Nothing worse that a person who is not who he claims to be, right Mr. Hummer?
                      is berlin in dutchland?
                      All these brides of Christ and disciples have embraced the state of virginity, because of the configuration to Christ the Bridegroom, which conformed to the status of these virgin souls.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: PorNo

                        Guten Tag, Martin! Welcome to the Landover Baptist Church forum.

                        Please forgive my friends' suspicion. We get many "trolls" here, people pretending to be something they're not. I hate that. Don't you?

                        (FreeFromBrains is an atheist. Don't mind him at all.)

                        How have you fought evil in your home country? Well, besides supporting that fine Angela Merkel. Sometimes I think she's the only leader in Europe with her head attached!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Martin Humer
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: PorNo

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Guten Tag, Martin! Welcome to the Landover Baptist Church forum.

                          Please forgive my friends' suspicion. We get many "trolls" here, people pretending to be something they're not. I hate that. Don't you?

                          (FreeFromBrains is an atheist. Don't mind him at all.)

                          How have you fought evil in your home country? Well, besides supporting that fine Angela Merkel. Sometimes I think she's the only leader in Europe with her head attached!
                          Thank you Rev. M. Rodimer,

                          It'a a hard fight, it feels like war. Merkel is on one hand a strong fiscal conservativ christian white leader but on the other hand she is a woman, hasnt produced any kids and her vize premier westerwelle is this:



                          so i'm confused, what this is all about. At least, Merkel is white.
                          All these brides of Christ and disciples have embraced the state of virginity, because of the configuration to Christ the Bridegroom, which conformed to the status of these virgin souls.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049

                            #14
                            Re: PorNo

                            Willkommen an Bord, Herr Humer!

                            I am very concerned about some of the things going on in your country. For example, Bavarian Motor Works' Mini subsidiary is building cars with front wheel drive and only four cylinders that look like this:




                            Do you have any idea how the homosexuellen managed to infiltrate your auto industry?
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