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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: Hi i am new!

    Hello Adam! I love the name! If the Lord ever blesses me with children, my firstborn will be named Adam

    Tell us, how did you stumble upon our forums? We here at Landover are very proud of our focus on God, and I am sure that if you love the Lord as much as we do, you'll feel right at home!

    What is your favorite hymn? Mine is "We Shall Gather at the River"!

    Welcome, friend!

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  • WWJDnow
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    Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
    Hello fellow Christians. My Name is Adam, I am from Australia. I have been viewing many Threads on the forum and have enjoyed reading all of your responses and insight. Looking forward to posting lots about the Lord!
    Hi, Adam, and welcome to God's Favorite Forums(TM).

    I fondly remember my trip with the Landover Baptist Church mission to Australia. I spent a great deal of my time on the beach, speaking with scantily clad young men there about the Good News of Jesus. It was hard at times--there are a lot of sinners in Australia--but I think we planted some pretty good seeds, and I look forward to returning to harvest the fruits.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Hi i am new!

    Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
    I am a very busy man. I work full time and in my spare time i father my 4 Boys. Yes i go to church regularly.
    What do you mean you 'father' your boys?

    I hope that not 'father' as in Chalick priest!

    YIC

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  • Noah Sole
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    Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
    I haven't seen a dingo before so i cant really express in via a verse from KJV. There is some crime in our country but i dont think it is as bad as some other countries like Iraq or Africa. abo choclate drops? i havent heard this term before?
    Welcome to God's favourite forum Citsonga

    Personally I turn to the Psalms for inspiration when worried about dingos.

    Psalm 22:20
    Deliver my soul from the sword; my darling from the power of the dog.

    I am glad to say that the power of the Lord's word has ensured that I am not troubled by dingos.

    By the way a chocolate drop is another descriptive term for a darkie.

    YIC

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
    I am a very busy man. I work full time and in my spare time i father my 4 Boys. Yes i go to church regularly.
    Excellent. I assume you do, as so many fathers do, act out chapters from the Bible, to bring the majesty alive. My kids love Deuteronomy (I think most boys do).

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
    There are lots, but hard to find a true Christian church. Are there many in WA?
    Of course not. Washington is practically Oregon, which is practically California. You might as well look for a True Christian(tm) church inside Anderson Cooper's torn and tattered rectum.

    Your best bet is to go underground. Stay away from people, places, and things. Through incessant prayer for Mitt Romney, you can achieve conscious contact with God. Read the KJV Bible and get back with us.

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  • Citsonga
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    Re: Hi i am new!

    I am a very busy man. I work full time and in my spare time i father my 4 Boys. Yes i go to church regularly.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Hi i am new!

    Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
    I haven't seen a dingo before so i cant really express in via a verse from KJV. There is some crime in our country but i dont think it is as bad as some other countries like Iraq or Africa. abo choclate drops? i havent heard this term before?
    I geuss you do not get out much.

    I hope the reason you do not get out much is because you are in Church, on your knees in front of God Almighty, accepting His thick Love(r) and not because you are playing video games.

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  • Citsonga
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    Re: Hi i am new!

    I haven't seen a dingo before so i cant really express in via a verse from KJV. There is some crime in our country but i dont think it is as bad as some other countries like Iraq or Africa. abo choclate drops? i havent heard this term before?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Welcome Adam! How many abo chocolate drops have you fathered in the out back?
    Aren't you worried about your safety in a land full of murders and rapists?
    What one verse from the KJV do you find provides the most comfort to you when surrounded by dingos?

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  • Citsonga
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    There are lots, but hard to find a true Christian church. Are there many in WA?

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  • Pim Pendergast
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    Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
    Sorry im not following? i live in Melbourne
    Is there only one Baptist church in Melbourne?

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  • Citsonga
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    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
    You must go to the same church (it being the Baptist church in the city in which I live in) as I do! Glory!

    Do you get annoyed by Mary Prengergast, too?

    YIC
    Sorry im not following? i live in Melbourne

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    You must go to the same church (it being the Baptist church in the city in which I live in) as I do! Glory!

    Do you get annoyed by Mary Prengergast, too?

    YIC

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  • Pim Pendergast
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    Originally posted by Citsonga View Post
    Good to see another Aussie on here. I go to my local baptist Church in the city i live in. My favourite verse would be John 16:33
    How were you saved? And are you married? Do you have sons?

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