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  • Father-of-me
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2012
    • 8

    #1

    My story.

    Hello. I have a story to tell you all. Why I came here is because a great friend of mine told me about this forum for people like us, sons of the Lord.

    What I'm about to tell you might upset some of you but still I will try to get my word around.

    I was born and raised a Christian, i attended the local church every now and then, not too far a part each time. I pray everyday before bed and thank the Lord for the food upon my table.

    It all began 6 month ago. The last thing I remember was a weight on my chest pushing me towards the floor.
    What happened now was that i thought i woke up from a dream, though i was not at my home. I found myself surrounded by grass as far the eye could reach. i looked up to the sky and saw but just one clound, white as snow. the sun did not burn me eventhough I was naked and it was just in the middle of the sky. The sun just made me warm, like the grass, it was just as if i was the grass.
    Anyhow i met this elderly man, a young beautiful woman and a dog walking by their side. We greeted eachother and they acted like they knew me. I had no idea what was going on. We started chatting for what seemed to be ages.

    After that I woke up again. This time with my beloved girlfriend and 2 men over my head looking at me as if they had seen a ghost.
    My heart stopped that day. Not only did I die. While i was gone my body started heating up. The doctors can't explain this, neither can I. They checked my EKG and ran a hundred tests but nothing.

    I don't know if I should tell you what me and the old man spoke about. It's up to you my friends if you want to hear my story.

    Have anyone here heard of anything like this before? please help!
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: My story.

    Interesting story. Is your wife fat?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Father-of-me
      Unsaved trash
      • Jul 2012
      • 8

      #3
      Re: My story.

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Interesting story. Is your wife fat?
      Yes she is a bit overweight. Or as I call it: American size.

      how about your wife? She's a pearl isn't she?

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: My story.

        Originally posted by Father-of-me View Post
        blah blah blah
        I see you missed the instructions posted at the top of the page.

        I'll put them here for you:

        Here is where you introduce yourself.
        Tell us what church you go to
        and what your favorite Bible verse is
        and how you came to find Jesus.
        Note it does not say, "make up some idiotic 'near death experience' story".
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Father-of-me
          Unsaved trash
          • Jul 2012
          • 8

          #5
          Re: My story.

          As i wrote before, I attend to the local church, its a small one.
          Jesus is within all of us, he found me, not the other way.
          John 7:34

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: My story.

            Friend, you are not known for your keen ability to keep your stories straight, are you. See frind, we are here to priase God and discuss how His Living Word can help us in these confusing and troubling times.
            You lie to us. You tell us you have a girlfriend then admit you have a wife, followed by a smart alec comment.
            God hears your fibs. You swish are nothing but theiving homersexual liars.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Father-of-me
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2012
              • 8

              #7
              Re: My story.

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Friend, you are not known for your keen ability to keep your stories straight, are you. See frind, we are here to priase God and discuss how His Living Word can help us in these confusing and troubling times.
              You lie to us. You tell us you have a girlfriend then admit you have a wife, followed by a smart alec comment.
              God hears your fibs. You swish are nothing but theiving homersexual liars.

              I never said she was my wife, yet. I just asked how your wife is doing.

              You will go to hell. So I've been told. In fact, all people that hate which is the feeling of having satan within will go to hell and hate with him.

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373

                #8
                Re: My story.

                Are you your own father? Are you from Alabama? Answer the second question first.
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • Father-of-me
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: My story.

                  I am not from Alabama. though my family since long back only marry max distance of cousins. This too keep our holy blood in our family and not spread it like a STD

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063

                    #10
                    Re: My story.

                    Originally posted by Father-of-me View Post
                    I am not from Alabama. though my family since long back only marry max distance of cousins. This too keep our holy blood in our family and not spread it like a STD
                    When are you going to start praising God?

                    Made up tales of homererotic and beastierotic dreams are not exactly Glories to God, are they?

                    Get with God or get with the little 'x' on your browser window

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Father-of-me
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: My story.

                      Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                      When are you going to start praising God?

                      Made up tales of homererotic and beastZerotic dreams are not exactly Glories to God, are they?

                      Get with God or get with the little 'x' on your browser window

                      YIC
                      I know God more than most of the people on this forum, im sure of that. You are all going in the wrong derection. I hope for your peoples sake that God will answer your prayers someday and guide you the right way

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                      • Yea-tho-we-walk
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 390

                        #12
                        Re: My story.

                        Sure, I want to hear what the old man in your vision told you, but if it turns out to be another filthy story ending with either you or your old man friend getting sodomized, then you should find a triple X site to brag about your sex life, not a true Christian site like this one. If you don't reply, I'll assume it must be yet another sodomy experience from an atheist pretending to be a Christian.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: My story.

                          Originally posted by Father-of-me View Post
                          I know God more than most of the people on this forum, im sure of that. You are all going in the wrong derection. I hope for your peoples sake that God will answer your prayers someday and guide you the right way
                          Do tell, friend, how are we "going in the wrong 'derection'"?

                          Please support your assertions with Scripture, not your opinions about what God would do, if only He would do exactly what you want Him to do.

                          And yes, we noticed that you insisted on slipping your "erection" into the "right direction".
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: My story.

                            Originally posted by Father-of-me View Post
                            I know God more than most of the people on this forum, im sure of that. You are all going in the wrong derection. I hope for your peoples sake that God will answer your prayers someday and guide you the right way
                            Are you trying to claim that you are your own father?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Liam the ex-drunk
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 403

                              #15
                              Re: My story.

                              Originally posted by Father-of-me View Post
                              While i was gone my body started heating up. The doctors can't explain this, neither can I...
                              I can, you're soul was on its way to the gates of hell, hence the heat. The old man and woman were guides ensuring you didn't kick up a fuss and bother Jesus should you have realised. As you were between this world and hell, you're physical body felt the heat and it registered on their medical equipment. You're lucky the doctors dragged you back in time for you to repent and become a True Christian.

                              Welcome to the forum, what church did you go to? What is your favourite bible verse, you told us how satan touched you, how about letting us know how you have now been touched by Jesus.

                              YiC

                              Liam
                              Matthew 10:34
                              Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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