[RadicalBelief]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

I don't know anything about translating the Holy Bible into the Swish language, but what I want to know is, has God opened your eyes to the necessity and nurturing act of disciplining your children yet? Friend, their very immortal souls are at stake here and your delicate emotions must be hardened for their sake.

Yes, I have started disciplining my children according to words of our Lord. So far, they are very confused and do not understand my sudden change of acts - but I've explained to them that it is only out of love that I do this. I am sure they will understand it soon.

Welcome to the forums! It is always interesting to see foreigners who join our site. Tell me of your native land, is it full of Ikeas, meatballs, and scantily clad blonde super models who continue to flaunt themselves in a way that makes Baby Jesus cry?

It is indeed full of IKEA's, who sell cheap furniture with assembly instructions that I swear are designed by the devil himself.

About the blondes - yes. I have in vain tried to approach several scanky, extremely unappropriate women, trying to explain the error of their ways - but they are relucant to listen. I will keep trying though.

[Higgins]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

Yeah, we have Ikea here in Dixie, I purchased a bar stool from them that was called djävulen avföring. Frankly it was impossible for me to put it together and I am pretty sure was designed by Satan himself. Not to mention the name is in some incomprehensible language with far too many dots and odd sounding vowels! Why can't countries here in america speak American?

[RadicalBelief]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

Yeah, we have Ikea here in Dixie, I purchased a bar stool from them that was called djävulen avföring. Frankly it was impossible for me to put it together and I am pretty sure was designed by Satan himself. Not to mention the name is in some incomprehensible language with far too many dots and odd sounding vowels! Why can't countries here in america speak American?

I know of you irritation, brother. I doubt the stool was named "Djävulen Avföring", as that translated would mean Devils Feaces!

The design is terrible, and it's nearly impossible to put together. I never buy items from IKEA anymore - I am sure it has some connection to Satan.

[RadicalBelief]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

I am somewhat confused. My title has been changed by someone, it says I am suspected to be an eskimo queer. With all of the trolls roaming these forums - I am not surprised that I am yet to be confirmed an actual Christian - but I must ask when I gave the impression that I would be an Eskimo, or a queer?

Any ideas would be great - I am really glad I found this forum, where the right beliefs are shared amongst others.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

I am somewhat confused. My title has been changed by someone, it says I am suspected to be an eskimo queer. With all of the trolls roaming these forums - I am not surprised that I am yet to be confirmed an actual Christian - but I must ask when I gave the impression that I would be an Eskimo, or a queer?

Any ideas would be great - I am really glad I found this forum, where the right beliefs are shared amongst others.

Friend, you have to look on the bright side of things: you aren't under investigation any longer!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[RadicalBelief]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

Friend, you have to look on the bright side of things: you aren't under investigation any longer!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Haha, I hadn't even noticed that! You are right!
Well, it doesn't really hurt me that much - I know myself I am Christian, and I guess that is enough - but still, I do wonder how I came to give such a horrific impression, that anyone would suspect me to be neither Eskimo nor queer.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

Haha, I hadn't even noticed that! You are right!
Well, it doesn't really hurt me that much - I know myself I am Christian, and I guess that is enough - but still, I do wonder how I came to give such a horrific impression, that anyone would suspect me to be neither Eskimo nor queer.

Imagine if that "suspected" said "confirmed" instead.



Baby steps, my friend.

Z.

[RadicalBelief]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

Imagine if that "suspected" said "confirmed" instead.



Baby steps, my friend.

Z.

Well then I'd be extremely confused!
You are right, I'll be patient! I am just glad I've found this forum

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

I am somewhat confused. My title has been changed by someone, it says I am suspected to be an eskimo queer. With all of the trolls roaming these forums - I am not surprised that I am yet to be confirmed an actual Christian - but I must ask when I gave the impression that I would be an Eskimo, or a queer?

Any ideas would be great - I am really glad I found this forum, where the right beliefs are shared amongst others.

Don't worry, these things take time.

The fact that you're listed as a "suspected" something means that the Department of Faith needs to do some further investigation, but has determined that you are not a troll.

Your origins in the frozen north do lead to the suspicion of homeskimoism.

You will note that Destiny's Blunder was once listed as a suspected furry pervert, and has since been cleared of all suspicion.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

I know myself I am Christian

Friend, many a person considers themselves to be Christian, only to be lying to themselves. Where they believe they are worshiping the LORD Almighty, even if in perfect sincerity, they are in fact worshiping a phantom of a God - an intangible image that reflects nothing more than the individual's own conscience. The Holy Spirit is the only perfectly accurate guide in these matters. The good pastors here will know if you fall into this category or not, even if you don't know it yourself. Have faith, friend, the LORD sees and knows all.

[RadicalBelief]

Re: Greetings from Sweden!

Don't worry, these things take time.

The fact that you're listed as a "suspected" something means that the Department of Faith needs to do some further investigation, but has determined that you are not a troll.

Your origins in the frozen north do lead to the suspicion of homeskimoism.

You will note that Destiny's Blunder was once listed as a suspected furry pervert, and has since been cleared of all suspicion.

Ah, I did not know how this system works. I understand how my origins may very well lead to these suspicions - it is unfortunate how my countrymen defile themselves in sin, instead of embracing the words of The Holy Scripture.