Hello Everyone!

[silversurfer092]

I'm a fellow gay-hating, abortion-stopping Christ lover! I've come here because I think this is a perfect community. Everything about it is perfect. The way you guys read the bible, how you interpret it, your views upon this wretched, sinful world we live in now, EVERYTHING! Continue being perfect! I hope I can be accepted into this perfect community.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello Everyone!

I'm a fellow gay-hating, abortion-stopping Christ lover! I've come here because I think this is a perfect community. Everything about it is perfect. The way you guys read the bible, how you interpret it, your views upon this wretched, sinful world we live in now, EVERYTHING! Continue being perfect! I hope I can be accepted into this perfect community.

Surfer??

You got dreadlocks? Smoke weed?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello Everyone!

That's nice. Now, in case you missed it:

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Be warned, I have visited Schaumburg many times in our ministries and I am personally acquainted with nearly all Baptist pastors in that cess pool of sin.

What filthy sin brought you to your knees in front of Jesus?

No lies, young man.

In Christ

[silversurfer092]

Re: Hello Everyone!

I go to Bethel Baptist Church. My favorite bible verse is 1 Corinthians 6:9. I found Jesus when I was walking down the hallway of my high school and I saw two men making out. I had never seen anything more grotesque, more sinful, more damning than that and I knew that I had to find someone who could fix this problem. Jesus can. Jesus will.

[Higgins]

Re: Hello Everyone!

I go to Bethel Baptist Church. My favorite bible verse is 1 Corinthians 6:9. I found Jesus when I was walking down the hallway of my high school and I saw two men making out. I had never seen anything more grotesque, more sinful, more damning than that and I knew that I had to find someone who could fix this problem. Jesus can. Jesus will.

I believe you mean Jesus has fixed the problem by creating Hell.


Now tell us more about yourself, are you married? If so how many Soldiers for Christ (sons) have you sired.

Also this "high school" of yours, is it a place where the kids get high on the weed? Why were you not home schooled like a good Christian?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello Everyone!

I go to Bethel Baptist Church. My favorite bible verse is 1 Corinthians 6:9. I found Jesus when I was walking down the hallway of my high school and I saw two men making out. I had never seen anything more grotesque, more sinful, more damning than that and I knew that I had to find someone who could fix this problem. Jesus can. Jesus will.

High school is just another way for liberals to oppress the rich by taxing them and redistributing their hard won compound interest to lazy children who refuse to create jobs or participate in the economy. High school also encourages miscegenation, which is forbidden by the Bible.

Deuteronomy 7:3-4
3Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
4For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.


Deuteronomy 7:3
3Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.


Numbers 25:6-8
6And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
7And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
8And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.


Leviticus 19:19
19Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.


Nehemiah 13:3
3Now it came to pass, when they had heard the law, that they separated from Israel all the mixed multitude.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello Everyone!

High school also encourages miscegenation, which is forbidden by the Bible.

Looks like you lost him with the word miscegenation. He's on the pipe.

[silversurfer092]

Re: Hello Everyone!

I would never do something like the pipe. That's for low life gangbangers that will be smoking their own skin when they burn in hell.

I am not yet married, and as such, have no Soldiers of Christ.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello Everyone!

What are you waiting for? Genesis 1:28 doesn't mention waiting, friend.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth