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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: You know, I couldn't help but wonder...

    Originally posted by atheismislogic View Post
    Two billion, huh? And how many of those 2 billion do you think are part of the "mislead masses"? I wonder how many of that 2 billion (which is a measly handful, considering the world is populated by 7 billion people) would be disgusted by this forum?
    You know, I'm generally a very friendly person. I LOVE Christ, and that love just wells up and gushes out of me. But you, sir, are proving to be difficult to find agreeable. You've done nothing but complain since you came to our friendly forums. Why are you here?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #17
      Re: You know, I couldn't help but wonder...

      Originally posted by atheismislogic View Post
      Once again, I was merely asking a question...
      Once again, this below is not a question. You are implying that the True Christians™ here do not know the Will of God (as revealed to us in the King James Bible) as well as you do (even though you've never read it).

      Originally posted by atheismislogic View Post
      ...That sounds dangerously like a decision God should be making...
      ...I can't imagine that anyone is well within their right to judge...
      Read your Bible, and learn.

      ... I could make fun of fat and mentally handicapped people all day, but why? Where's the point?...
      Read your Bible, and learn.

      ... I don't get any enjoyment out of that...
      Who claimed that rebuking sinners (a duty imposed on ALL Christians by the Bible) was supposed to be enjoyable, or fun?

      ...Was this meant to be sarcasm?
      No.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #18
        Re: You know, I couldn't help but wonder...

        Originally posted by atheismislogic View Post
        ...I wonder how many of that 2 billion (which is a measly handful, considering the world is populated by 7 billion people) would be disgusted by this forum?
        Almost all of them, because they believe the lies that false "Christian" pastors, preachers, and worst, priests, tell them (stuff like "God loves everybody" or "It's ok to be gay, you'll still go to Heaven if you're a nice person"), without ever reading the Bible for themselves (something the Catholic Church in particular discourages at every opportunity).

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: You know, I couldn't help but wonder...

          Originally posted by atheismislogic View Post
          Where did I imply that you were all wrong?
          Start with your chosen losername, and go from there, jackass.


          Originally posted by atheismislogic View Post
          Face it and learn to love it - Your religion is dying a slow and agonizing death and there's nothing you can do to stop it. You can call people stupid, trash, homers, fags, failures or anything of the like, but it won't grant you eternal life in imaginary land. You will rot in the ground until the Earth becomes a barren wasteland and is consumed by the sun like the rest of us.
          Enjoy your eternity in God's Lake of Fire.

          Your email address and IP address have been logged by the Department of Faith for the Atheist Registry, which will be instituted once Romney is in office.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ed Lowman
            Southern Hospitality Exemplified
            Always kind and loving
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2011
            • 1838

            #20
            Re: You know, I couldn't help but wonder...

            Originally posted by atheismislogic View Post
            Upon poking around this forum, whether or not all of you are actually serious. The banner of this website clearly states, "Unsaved unwelcome!", and it's further suggested that only "holier-than-thou" entities are allowed. Even stooping so low a to name calling (trash, to be specific). That sounds dangerously like a decision God should be making. Do you claim to be God?
            "If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of God" (I Peter 4:11)

            So, hearing us, you are hearing God.

            Pastor Ed

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #21
              Re: You know, I couldn't help but wonder...

              Side note:

              I am truly amazed at the level of intelligence in our members and True Christians

              They make our Unsaved Trash look like dog shit.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #22
                Re: You know, I couldn't help but wonder...

                Originally posted by atheismislogic View Post
                I wonder how many of that 2 billion (which is a measly handful, considering the world is populated by 7 billion people) would be disgusted by this forum?

                Do you have any stats for that; I mean like anything???

                Muslims are like wops in cheap suits. Why do you pretend you have any dignity? You kill and rape children of your own towns. Your Mulah's enforce it.

                If I had one of you pricks; he'd be getting trained as a butler/field slave to ease of the pressure. It ani't easy to make a living with free labour you know.

                So listen, go ease up, get a chair and heave up on a bunch of hash and hopefully get home safeful.

                I don't really care one way or the other.

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