[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

I think this situation is best handled by a Pastor, trained in the art of rectal demon extraction.

Do you have any extra salad spoons that you don't need, Reverend? I'm certain you are up to the task.

Brother, I'm afraid I don't really know there was such a thing as a salad spoon.

I have soup spoons, and tablespoons, and teaspoons.

Did you mean one of these?

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

But the Bible tells you that gays are an abomination and can be killed without any blood guilt. I thought you took your morals from the Bible. Yet again you are inconsistent with your beliefs.

Their sin is what makes them abominable without it they are just normal people like you and me. Their lifestyle annoys me because they are on the wide path to hell but I have nothing against them as human beings. I have a friend that did not know God and was gay but when I talked him about his sinfullness he repented and from then until now he is and will be straight

[Didymus Much]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

...accusing someone to be homosexual the way he did is an insult to me even though i have nothing against homosexuals

How does that work? If there's nothing wrong with being homosexual, how could it be an insult?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

then who changed the title of the post?
i am riled because accusing someone to be homosexual the way he did is an insult to me even though i have nothing against homosexuals

But the Bible tells you that gays are an abomination and can be killed without any blood guilt. I thought you took your morals from the Bible. Yet again you are inconsistent with your beliefs.

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

The person you are replying to is a piece of unsaved trash who hasn't even introduced itself.

You seem mighty riled about it though. Why do you hate the gays?

then who changed the title of the post?
i am riled because accusing someone to be homosexual the way he did is an insult to me even though i have nothing against homosexuals

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

whi do you all think i am gay?
i am straight my whole life and not even a single gay thought has been in my mind

The person you are replying to is a piece of unsaved trash who hasn't even introduced itself.

You seem mighty riled about it though. Why do you hate the gays?

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

Sinner! Homosexual! Greek Orthodoxy is a sin and you know it! Repent now else burn in hell...!

whi do you all think i am gay?
i am straight my whole life and not even a single gay thought has been in my mind

[GeneBaptiste]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

I am Omer Arnautoglu. I love God and i hope to become a better Christian, I admire the way you are protecting your beliefs and want to learn from True Christians like you I really like to dray and also because of my profession everything related to chemistry. I am greek orthodox (i would really appreciate if you told me your opinion on greek orthodoxy) and my Church is Constantenopole's Patriarchate.

Sinner! Homosexual! Greek Orthodoxy is a sin and you know it! Repent now else burn in hell...!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity Greek Style!

He's not going to give us links to "YouPorn" or "ZooTube" or "Oprah Winfrey Network", is he?

I think this situation is best handled by a Pastor, trained in the art of rectal demon extraction.

Do you have any extra salad spoons that you don't need, Reverend? I'm certain you are up to the task.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity Greek Style!

What concerns me more, brother, is whether or not this atheist is willing to repent of his anal abominations before God and man. All of this turkey abuse is offensive to the Lord and I. Granted, we should establish first exactly what manner of abuse is taking place. Is he going ass to mouth? Creampie? Bukkake? Involving other wild beasts in unnatural ways? Publishing his conquests on the internet? Once he has confessed to all of this, then we can begin to purge his anus of demons.

He's not going to give us links to "YouPorn" or "ZooTube" or "Oprah Winfrey Network", is he?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity Greek Style!

So, following one space to the other, it's safe to say you would guide another mudslum's penis into a turkey's mouth?

Is there anyway to get the turkey to tickle the willing turk's balls without scratching them? They do have quite a claw if you ask me.

(Thank you Rev. Rodimer. Your thoughts are always with my every post. I understand what you are professing).

What concerns me more, brother, is whether or not this atheist is willing to repent of his anal abominations before God and man. All of this turkey abuse is offensive to the Lord and I. Granted, we should establish first exactly what manner of abuse is taking place. Is he going ass to mouth? Creampie? Bukkake? Involving other wild beasts in unnatural ways? Publishing his conquests on the internet? Once he has confessed to all of this, then we can begin to purge his anus of demons.

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity Greek Style!

OK, I'm a little confused. Can we clear up one thing???

In turkey, if you're blind, you can have intercourse as long as you allow yourself to have a little "guidance" from one of your priests to get your weiner into the turkey's anus. These priests are highly trained in your religion and only a special few are know as "turkey guiders".

Is this correct? Sorry for my confusion. I've never lived in a mudhut or used a dried shit cow patty for heat. Peace be upon your pedophile leader.

So, following one space to the other, it's safe to say you would guide another mudslum's penis into a turkey's mouth?

Is there anyway to get the turkey to tickle the willing turk's balls without scratching them? They do have quite a claw if you ask me.

(Thank you Rev. Rodimer. Your thoughts are always with my every post. I understand what you are professing).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity Greek Style!

OK, I'm a little confused. Can we clear up one thing???

In turkey, if you're blind, you can have intercourse as long as you allow yourself to have a little "guidance" from one of you're priests to get your weiner into the turkey's anus. These priests are highly trained in your religion and only a special few are know as "turkey guiders".

Is this correct? Sorry for my confusion. I've never lived in a mudhut or used a dried shit cow patty for heat. Peace be upon your pedophile leader.

Pssst . . . Brother . . . He's a God-mocking atheist, and will probably lie about everything.

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity Greek Style!

OK, I'm a little confused. Can we clear up one thing???

In turkey, if you're blind, you can have intercourse as long as you allow yourself to have a little "guidance" from one of you're priests to get your weiner into the turkey's anus. These priests are highly trained in your religion and only a special few are know as "turkey guiders".

Is this correct? Sorry for my confusion. I've never lived in a mudhut or used a dried shit cow patty for heat. Peace be upon your pedophile leader.

I am not blind but yes they do that thing

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity Greek Style!

No Omer is a turkish name and doesn't mean anything. Greek homer means "without eyes"and was a name given to blind people in ancient times .

OK, I'm a little confused. Can we clear up one thing???

In turkey, if you're blind, you can have intercourse as long as you allow yourself to have a little "guidance" from one of you're priests to get your weiner into the turkey's anus. These priests are highly trained in your religion and only a special few are know as "turkey guiders".

Is this correct? Sorry for my confusion. I've never lived in a mudhut or used a dried shit cow patty for heat. Peace be upon your pedophile leader.