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Hello , I am new to this forum and i was told i must introduce myself before i can start posting
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That's what you call an introduction? Are you a retarded chimp?Originally posted by nyancat97 View Post -
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well how am i supposed to do it so ?Lev.18:22
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um... perhaps think for yourself??Originally posted by Ijustcan't(sniffle)97 View Post
What does Jesus mean to you?Comment
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How do you get banned of this website ?Lev.18:22
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It's really simple, son:Originally posted by Ijustcan't(sniffle)97 View Post
Thank you.The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostIt's really simple, son:
Thank you.
Thanks ,
well my name is Mary ( I am a woman by the way)
And I found jesus when i was going through a really bad time and my favourite bible verse is
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
- John 3:16Lev.18:22
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Oh, that's nice!Originally posted by Ijustcan't(sniffle)97 View Post
You found Jesus when you were going through a really bad time. I assume He helped you out of this really bad time, and yet you can't be bothered to capitalize His first name but yours is important enough to do so?
Tell, me, what do you think of John 3:18? I think it's underrated myself. I'd love to hear your opinion. Also, we use the proper Holy Bible here, the KJV 1611, exclusively.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Welcome Mary. Tell me, why have you rejected Gods advances and scorned His Love?
Is it 'day 28' again?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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It is underrated ! Its my favourite verse by far ! yes I found Jesus after after I had an accident and i realised my life before had been full of sin and I needed to repentOriginally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostOh, that's nice!
You found Jesus when you were going through a really bad time. I assume He helped you out of this really bad time, and yet you can't be bothered to capitalize His first name but yours is important enough to do so?
Tell, me, what do you think of John 3:18? I think it's underrated myself. I'd love to hear your opinion. Also, we use the proper Holy Bible here, the KJV 1611, exclusively.
Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.Comment
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What church do you go to? Is there a pastor who can vouch for you?Originally posted by Ijustcan't(sniffle)97 View PostIt is underrated ! Its my favourite verse by far ! yes I found Jesus after after I had an accident and i realised my life before had been full of sin and I needed to repent
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Is their a non-baptist pastor who touched you?Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostComment
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Sorry I know it s off topic but you made me think of:Originally posted by Ijustcan't(sniffle)97 View Post
Stork: Well, what the hell we s'posed to do, you mor.On?
From Animal House. (back when I was a sinner of course. Now I'm glad John belushi dead. Next hopefully Karen Allen for showing her rear ind like she did)Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJVComment
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Ungrateful bitch.Originally posted by Ijustcan't(sniffle)97 View PostIt is underrated ! Its my favourite verse by far ! yes I found Jesus after after I had an accident and i realised my life before had been full of sin and I needed to repent
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Is that why you can't sniffle? Did you lose your nose in the accident?Originally posted by Ijustcan't(sniffle)97 View Post
How awful!
Still, I guess others can learn about God's hatred of sinners by seeing your example.
Tell me, do the little children scream and cry in terror when you walk down the street?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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