[James Hutchins]

Re: Request

I love God with all my heart and would never lie as that would push me away from him. I have never touched myself, brought pleasure to myself and I never will. I will wait until I am married have pleasure between me and my wife.

Friend, S-E-X is not supposed to be pleasurable. Joy is nine months later when you can present your son to Jesus and then 12 years later when God accepts the boy into His flock.
Placing seed into a female to acquire a son is work. The boy will hopefully be Gods. If you do so seeking pleasure, you will be damning the child to be a plaything of Satan.
God has blessed my family with many children. Some unfortunately, have been females but a majority have been male. God has commanded all True Christians(tm) to produce as many children as he can to fight the war against tyranny and heathenism as well as against the worship of false Gods.
Seeing people accept Jesus as their personal savior makes having S-E-X worthwhile.

[Deaner]

Re: Request

Are you sure you're not an atheist?

I know I'm not.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Request

Philippians 2:3-4 tells us not to be self-centered.

You seem obsessed with the thought that your masturbatory habits have been uncovered. But this is the wrong focus. Pastors just want to pray for you and help you recover.

Why don't you take Sister Mary's advice and stop obsessing on your own image and start praising the Lord!

Psalm 150:1-6 -- Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs. Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Request

Well then you are one to allow lies to continue. I pray to the one true God that you will realize the error of allowing such a disgusting lie to persist.

Enough of this nonsense!

We need to actually get to know you. So let's start with the basics. Since you claim to follow the Bible properly I assume you have already decided what you will beat your sons with. Do you prefer a stout, firm rod or something with a bit more whip in it? I assume you desire suitably compliant and sober wife. How do you plan to keep her in line?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Request

I though that site was banned/marked as porn on this site? Why are you trying to get me to go to it? On any case that is not what the title means that I have been given as such it does not apply.

You're going to whine and complain that I said you were a mental masturbator, yet you won't look at the definition. Typical God-mocker behavior. Are you sure you're not an atheist?

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

[JonathonWilder]

Re: Request

Well then you are one to allow lies to continue. I pray to the one true God that you will realize the error of allowing such a disgusting lie to persist.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Request

Oh well then I guess the title is a mistake, and as a True Christian™ you will remove it. I'm sure your not one to allow a lie to continue unchecked?

Your guess is wrong, and your request has been denied.

In this entire thread I have yet to see you properly offer praise to the LORD. What's keeping you?

[JonathonWilder]

Re: Request

Oh well then I guess the title is a mistake, and as a True Christian™ you will remove it. I'm sure your not one to allow a lie to continue unchecked?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Request

I love God with all my heart and would never lie as that would push me away from him.

Wrong. You love what you think is God with all your heart. What you love is in reality a phantom of your own conscience, anthropomorphized to resemble what you imagine the Man/God Jesus to be. You would never lie knowingly perhaps, but the words you speak are not truth. Further, you accuse the very Holy Spirit Himself of lying to the pastors, administrators and moderators here as no True Christian™ would ever go against God's Will. Ever.

[JonathonWilder]

Re: Request

I think your title should be changed to "Liar and chronic masturbator"

Why do you hate God?

I love God with all my heart and would never lie as that would push me away from him. I have never touched myself, brought pleasure to myself and I never will. I will wait until I am married have pleasure between me and my wife.

[Brother Jared]

Re: Request

I think your title should be changed to "Liar and chronic masturbator"

Why do you hate God?

[JonathonWilder]

Re: Request

Clearly it is you who are lying. The True Christian™ mods of this forum would never lie!

How can I be the one lying, especially since that the title is baseless? The only answer is that the mods of this forum have lied as they have no prove of what they say. They make a horribly sick title for me and expect me to take the lie without complaint? If they have not made a lie they will remove that title.

Is English your native language?

I'm guessing it isn't, since "mental masturbation" is a common idiom.

I though that site was banned/marked as porn on this site? Why are you trying to get me to go to it? On any case that is not what the title means that I have been given as such it does not apply.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Request

Oh please explain as I have even talked about anything sexual in nature, it is baseless. Also what is this additional word added on 'mental with the chromic masturbator? Seriously you have no base for this and I would love for you to point out how my posts prove I am what you say I am.

Is English your native language?

I'm guessing it isn't, since "mental masturbation" is a common idiom.

[Brother Jared]

Re: Request

Yes it is serious, maybe they shouldn't make things up about others and they wont be called out on their lies. Steve please don't be a sick, and I did press enter.

Clearly it is you who are lying. The True Christian™ mods of this forum would never lie!

[JonathonWilder]

Re: Request

Yes it is serious, maybe they shouldn't make things up about others and they wont be called out on their lies. Steve please don't be a sick, and I did press enter.