[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Hello, all.

Oh, wait...

Friend, why should we wait on you?

Are we going to wait on you to not post scripture to back anything you have said and for you to quote some other idiot satan worshipping conspirators that randomly post at wikipeedia?

I don't think so, friend.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, all.

I am not attempting to change your belief. Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...

Yes. We know this. We spend all our time having God denied to us by false Christians and being told He is kind and loving.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: Hello, all.

Well, I suppose there will be not much sense replying to you then. This is one of the most terrible introductions I ever saw on this forum:

It clearly states:
Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

And you announce that you are a Christ-mocking, anal-raping, evilusionist atheist....

I already feel my time being wasted

I hate to quote myself, but this forces me to. Well, wasn't that predictable.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, all.

Again with the usage of anothers intellect because yours is non-existant.

You failure is painfully clear and further discussion with you is a waste of time.

[MissKage]

Re: Hello, all.

As we all know, all atheists have no backbone and therefore no real opinion. They only go by what they have read in a book or some communist manifesto. They they regurgitate it, not know what they are saying or understanding the meaning of it yet they spout it like it is fact. Then when given information to the contrary, they do the 'about face' and then come up with an entirely new line of BS. It is a lot like taking off soiled underwear, turning it inside out and thinking it is clean. Sorry pal, it still stinks.

As we all know, all Christians have no backbone and therefore no real opinion. They only go by what they have read in a book or some religious manifesto. They they regurgitate it, not know what they are saying or understanding the meaning of it yet they spout it like it is fact. Then when given information to the contrary, they do the 'about face' and then come up with an entirely new line of BS. It is a lot like taking off soiled underwear, turning it inside out and thinking it is clean. Sorry pal, it still stinks.

Oh, wait...

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, all.

Aren't you the same fellow who, just a few short minutes ago, was trying to convince us that we're supposed to believe God is omnibenevolent?!

Can't even get your story straight!

LOL, that is right Rev. The wind changed direction and so did his 'conviction'. As long as he does not go all 'timecube', I can tolerate it.
As we all know, all atheists have no backbone and therefore no real opinion. They only go by what they have read in a book or some communist manifesto. They they regurgitate it, not know what they are saying or understanding the meaning of it yet they spout it like it is fact. Then when given information to the contrary, they do the 'about face' and then come up with an entirely new line of BS. It is a lot like taking off soiled underwear, turning it inside out and thinking it is clean. Sorry pal, it still stinks.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, all.

I am not attempting to change your belief. Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...

Aren't you the same fellow who, just a few short minutes ago, was trying to convince us that we're supposed to believe God is omnibenevolent?!

Can't even get your story straight!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, all.

You guys sure like Pascal's wager, doncha? I will not feign false belief simply out of fear.

Friend, I was just ensuring you have all the information I can provide to ensure you make a rational choice. You have made it abundantly clear you are incapable of doing so on your own and must have information spoon fed.
I'd certainly like you to repent and become Saved(c). But if you refuse to do so, I really do not care. My responsibility is to try. I have tried. Enjoy Hell.
I am not a fan of 'The Wager'. I am more of a believer in Schroedinger's Cat.

[MissKage]

Re: Hello, all.

Of course I have read the Bible, many, many times. I do not find any of it cruel. I think God (rightly so) has a firm concept on how we should behave. People often fail to do the right thing simply because they are told to. They often need to have the threat of the ultimate punishment (death followed by eternity in Hell) to 'toe the line'. However, this does not phase you in the least, does it? You probably cannot wait to go to Hell.
Think about it.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

You guys sure like Pascal's wager, doncha? I will not feign false belief simply out of fear.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, all.

Same God in both Testaments of my Bible, does yours say different?

He has previously stated he has not read the Bible, only bits of it, just like all his other comments, all conjecture and 'guesses'.
Youth today. No doubt he is a skate board punk who hangs out at the strip mall.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, all.

...Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...

Same God in both Testaments of my Bible, does yours say different?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, all.

I am not attempting to change your belief. Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...

If by "cruel and unforgiving" you mean "jealous and righteous," then yes! I'm glad you've finally given up on this pansy-assed "omnibenevolent pony-fag" persona you were trying to peddle!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, all.

Of course I have read the Bible, many, many times. I do not find any of it cruel. I think God (rightly so) has a firm concept on how we should behave. People often fail to do the right thing simply because they are told to. They often need to have the threat of the ultimate punishment (death followed by eternity in Hell) to 'toe the line'. However, this does not phase you in the least, does it? You probably cannot wait to go to Hell.
Think about it.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, all.

Yes, I am quite aware of the foolish misconceptions that Wikipedia is inaccurate. That argument has long been refuted. Did you know Wikipedia is the second encylopedia with the least mistakes?

Here, try to edit a page with false information. If it stays up for more than an hour, I will concede the debate.

So because an online encyclopedia says something, you take THAT as Truth, but not the Holy Word of God, proven to be Truthful and Faithful?!?

Wow, that really shocks me. Let's see how gullible you are. Here is an online encyclopedia's definition of "Fox News":

Faux News (also known as Fox Noise, Goebbels Nazi Propaganda, piffles News, Fascist Obnoxious Xenophobes, Fixed News, Cocks News, Fox Jews, GOP TV, the Word of Jesus, Our Leader's Glorious Official Republican Government News Network variations of these names or, by its cult worshipers, Fox News) is a comedy network for gullible Republicans, white trash, bitches, and 13-year-old boys.

Don't tell me you believe that, too! Because if you do, I have a bridge to sell ya!

[MissKage]

Re: Hello, all.

Friend, that sounds exactly the basis of your lack of knowledge. Why would any decent person deliberately post false information. Some idiot kid might read it and think it is true, just like you have. They they get admonished (like you have) and they become ashamed (like you are). We are good and caring people. The last thing we would ever do is perpetuate a myth.

My actual point was false information on Wikipedia will be corrected. Regardless if you believe so or not.

Friend, that tells me you have read or listened to every single statement or comment ever made. If that were true, all 'scientific theories' would be 100% proven and irrefutable. Care to try again?

I have read most of the notable arguments for the Judeo-Christian, and refuted. Of course, this doesn't refute the existence of God entirely (obviously). Keep an open mind.

All that's needed to realise the Truth® about God is to read the Bible. Follow its commandments for a while and you'll realise how great God really is and you'll believe in Him as much as we do.

Your silly copy pasting from your favourite web sites is pointless and only strengthens my faith because Jesus tells me I am blessed by your persecution.

I am not attempting to change your belief. Have *you* read the Bible? The God in the OT is cruel and unforgiving...